New Object Found at Edge of Solar System
Rei writes to tell us NewScientist is reporting that a new object has been found beyond Pluto. The new object, nicknamed "Buffy", has an almost circular orbit which is tilted some 47 degrees off of most other bodies in our solar system. From the article: "Neptune has been blamed for scattering many other [Kuiper Belt Objects] into tilted paths. But these tend to show other signs of a past interaction with the giant planet, such as moving in elliptical paths and having one part of their orbit pass near Neptune's at 30 astronomical units from the Sun. [Buffy], however, follows a nearly circular path. And it is too distant to have come into direct contact with Neptune, traveling between 52 and 62 AU from the Sun. Its orbit is also too circular - and too small - to have been tilted by a passing star."
... how many vampires has it slain? :-)
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Just to point out that while few if any of these nicknames are going to stick once the IAU has a whack at it, we now have:
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Xena (and moon Gabrielle)
Easterbunny
Santa (and moon Rudolph, plus one unnamed)
Buffy
Am I missing any of the new wacky-named bodies?
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I vote that we send Joss Whedon to explore this "Buffy."
Obviously it would take years, and stretch the bourndaries of tech and all that, but how much of a nerd dream would it be to get a decent probe out to the Kuiper Belt in say, 30 years. Accurately take stock of some of the larger planetary wannabes. Maybe I just cared too much in Astronomy class.
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Tsk tsk. So typical of today's media. Always ready to play the blame-game.
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It's not a new space object, it's a piece of lint on the telescope.
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Oops, I mean, KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
"He ventures another possible explanation - that the Sun had a twin and that both stars followed circular orbits around each other"
2 problems with this.
1) Stars do not dissapear. They continue to have fusion on larger and larger elements until it hits a point it cannot generate enough heat to fuse the next one. None of our planets match the description of a dead star.
2) "Twin" stars are remarkably identical, and our sun has plenty of life left.
Picture of "Buffy" taken by the Voyager probe.
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Wow! That's 52 times the distance between the sun and the earth (1 AE = 91 million miles) which places that object at a distance of 4.7Billion miles from the sun. Amazing to think that there actually exists any type of 'orbit' - makes me feel very very small...
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If these astronomers are going for "bang" with their names, why not choose something offensive like a racial slur instead of something cute. Or name the planet after genitelia like Uranus. Planit Hizpenis or Jerbrest. If they don't care about going intellectual, why care about tact at all?
It seems to me like its either Disney or Fox who is getting the naming rights to these planets.
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I know you're no doubt being facetious, but on the off chance you're not, they'll probably use some other names from the Greek or Roman pantheon, just to keep things consistent, while the "official name" will be something exciting like "Planetoid # 459204765.9"
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Yes.. in old greek mythology, buffy the illegitimate daughter of thor who did sip the ambrosia and slay cerberus and then was expelled to the netheregion of the universe..
Dude, Thor is from the Norse pantheon. Otherwise, references are just about right.
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how long until we redefine what the "edge" of the solar system is? since we keep finding new things further and further out.
are there objects outside the heliopause? would they be considered outside the solar system, or would that push the "edge" further still?
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Actually this could even be a case of some Scientologist myth being correct, and that could be Xenu.
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The United States government has just green-lit a project to send a ship to the edge of the solar system to study this new object. I hear that the scientists and other passengers will be cryogenically frozen during the long trip and that the pilots will be assisted by Microsoft's latest breakthrough in artificial intelligence: Computer Lifeforce Intelligent Pilot Project: Year 9000 edition, or C.L.I.P.P.Y 9000 for short.
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I'm too lazy to read the article or to look up past slashdot posts, but hasn't this been discovered before? It seems like every few months scientists come out with a new "planet" beyond Pluto. Are they all "discovering" the same one, or are we up to ten objects beyond Pluto that also circle our sun?
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It stems from a confusion between 'small' as in size and 'small' as in insignificant. For some reason people seem to think that the fact that they are physically small compared to a galaxy, say, makes them insignificant, as if significance is a thing handed to you by the universe rather than being something humans find or make. I guess some people can't tell the difference between a literal and a metaphorical statement.
Now he's going to have to move Kobold.
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Obviously that's Rupert they're talking about. It's been Rupert since 1992. See Mostly Harmless for details.
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Astronomers are used to heavenly bodies with zany and/or boring names, but think of the poor astrologers! Who will ever take them seriously when they say that someone has Buffy in scorpio, Santa in virgo, and Xena in pisces?
And whatever would such a horoscope indicate?
Or maybe it's because trying to imagine what 4.7 Billion miles away is in actual distance. It's easy to say oh yah 4 miles away, or 100, or even 1000's. But when you get into milions, and billions of miles. It's humbling to think that there is something out there, that far away. I personally think that is damn cool, and mind numbing at the same time.
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I dunno about the average Slahxpert (say it out loud, it has a nice Futurama ring to it hehe) or "scientific media whore" but I'd define the edge of the solar system to be the heliosphere.
o yager_agu.html so I guess I'm wrong... at least on Slashdot ;)
NASA seems to agree http://www.nasa.gov/vision/universe/solarsystem/v
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What does the name 'Buffy' say about us?
SMG is hot?
I have good Faith in that unless this is a Willow, she'll have a little Angel orbiting it called "Xander", that rises in the Dawn during its frosty winters as well as its icy Summers... Too bad there's not even an Oz. of hospitality to humans there, or it would be nice to visit this body, forever Chasing through space. :-p
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There are a lot of other things that would be hot in SMG's hands.
*sigh*
"...follows a nearly circular path. And it is too distant to have come into direct contact with Neptune..."
I suspect that any Kuiper Belt object that's come in direct contact with Neptune is now part of Neptune.