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New Object Found at Edge of Solar System
Rei writes to tell us NewScientist is reporting that a new object has been found beyond Pluto. The new object, nicknamed "Buffy", has an almost circular orbit which is tilted some 47 degrees off of most other bodies in our solar system. From the article: "Neptune has been blamed for scattering many other [Kuiper Belt Objects] into tilted paths. But these tend to show other signs of a past interaction with the giant planet, such as moving in elliptical paths and having one part of their orbit pass near Neptune's at 30 astronomical units from the Sun. [Buffy], however, follows a nearly circular path. And it is too distant to have come into direct contact with Neptune, traveling between 52 and 62 AU from the Sun. Its orbit is also too circular - and too small - to have been tilted by a passing star."
... how many vampires has it slain? :-)
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Just to point out that while few if any of these nicknames are going to stick once the IAU has a whack at it, we now have:
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Xena (and moon Gabrielle)
Easterbunny
Santa (and moon Rudolph, plus one unnamed)
Buffy
Am I missing any of the new wacky-named bodies?
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I vote that we send Joss Whedon to explore this "Buffy."
Obviously it would take years, and stretch the bourndaries of tech and all that, but how much of a nerd dream would it be to get a decent probe out to the Kuiper Belt in say, 30 years. Accurately take stock of some of the larger planetary wannabes. Maybe I just cared too much in Astronomy class.
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Tsk tsk. So typical of today's media. Always ready to play the blame-game.
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It's not a new space object, it's a piece of lint on the telescope.
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Pluto and Xena... finally we found out there might be a few more planets to explore in the kuiper belt. buffy is probably a boring one. > 150 objects. So, no surprise, no sensation.
"He ventures another possible explanation - that the Sun had a twin and that both stars followed circular orbits around each other"
2 problems with this.
1) Stars do not dissapear. They continue to have fusion on larger and larger elements until it hits a point it cannot generate enough heat to fuse the next one. None of our planets match the description of a dead star.
2) "Twin" stars are remarkably identical, and our sun has plenty of life left.
Picture of "Buffy" taken by the Voyager probe.
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Wow! That's 52 times the distance between the sun and the earth (1 AE = 91 million miles) which places that object at a distance of 4.7Billion miles from the sun. Amazing to think that there actually exists any type of 'orbit' - makes me feel very very small...
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Looks like Vader has found us again! Hope the planetary shields hold up.
http://religiousfreaks.com/If these astronomers are going for "bang" with their names, why not choose something offensive like a racial slur instead of something cute. Or name the planet after genitelia like Uranus. Planit Hizpenis or Jerbrest. If they don't care about going intellectual, why care about tact at all?
It seems to me like its either Disney or Fox who is getting the naming rights to these planets.
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Thor is from Norse mythology.
I know you're no doubt being facetious, but on the off chance you're not, they'll probably use some other names from the Greek or Roman pantheon, just to keep things consistent, while the "official name" will be something exciting like "Planetoid # 459204765.9"
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Well, they could team up with International Star Registry and pick some lucky winners name at random when needed - at least a few kids would actually have objects named after them.
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Yes.. in old greek mythology, buffy the illegitimate daughter of thor who did sip the ambrosia and slay cerberus and then was expelled to the netheregion of the universe..
Dude, Thor is from the Norse pantheon. Otherwise, references are just about right.
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Alf was right all along!
Eh. Most scientists don't view Kuiper objects as true planets, so I think that offering them the prestige of names from the greek pantheon irks a lot of astronomers.
So they fall back on geek culture. I think after object X became "Xena" it was inevitable.
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Why not go for Norse names then.
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We could have the Vic, Sinclair, Coco, Adam, VCS...
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These traits make the object, nicknamed "Buffy" after the US television series about a vampire slayer, hard to explain. "Maybe Buffy is going to be a bit of a theory slayer," Allen told New Scientist.
That's about as far from being clever as "Buffy" is from the Sun...
how long until we redefine what the "edge" of the solar system is? since we keep finding new things further and further out.
are there objects outside the heliopause? would they be considered outside the solar system, or would that push the "edge" further still?
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I wonder if it is a captured Brown Dwarf, which wandered by our solar system millions of years ago, and got into an orbit around our Sol. Not to be confused with a Red Dwarf, which is only about a million years old as I understand it, and has holograms for people. As long as they were naming it for TV shows, they could have picked one that suited it better...
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It probably got tilted by the gravitational pull of Michael Moore's ass.
> That's 52 times the distance between the sun and the earth - makes me feel very very small...
I could never understand such abjectly pitiful thinking. Why would anyone feel small while looking at big things? I always feel big and powerful for being able to imagine big things like the solar system. It truly makes one appreciate being human, when we can create such big ideas, travel so far, and sit astride a light year looking down at it like a plaything.
Actually this could even be a case of some Scientologist myth being correct, and that could be Xenu.
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The United States government has just green-lit a project to send a ship to the edge of the solar system to study this new object. I hear that the scientists and other passengers will be cryogenically frozen during the long trip and that the pilots will be assisted by Microsoft's latest breakthrough in artificial intelligence: Computer Lifeforce Intelligent Pilot Project: Year 9000 edition, or C.L.I.P.P.Y 9000 for short.
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I'm too lazy to read the article or to look up past slashdot posts, but hasn't this been discovered before? It seems like every few months scientists come out with a new "planet" beyond Pluto. Are they all "discovering" the same one, or are we up to ten objects beyond Pluto that also circle our sun?
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A planetoid-sized object has been discovered hurtling toward Earth. Scientists expect it to impact with a force adequate to exterminate all life on the planet. The discoverer has named the object 'Tinkerbell'.
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- Planet Bob (Titan AE)
- Melmac (ALF)
- K-PAX (K-PAX)
- Omicron Persei 8 (Futurama)
I think Carl Sagan said in the Cosmos series that it would not be unlikely that coming generations would name constellations (and other celestial objects) after their interest; home appliances, radio telescopes, mushrooms clouds. What does the name 'Buffy' say about us?nine puffy balloons.
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Now he's going to have to move Kobold.
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Aslong as they dont name it Naruto I'll be OK with it
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Astronomers are used to heavenly bodies with zany and/or boring names, but think of the poor astrologers! Who will ever take them seriously when they say that someone has Buffy in scorpio, Santa in virgo, and Xena in pisces?
And whatever would such a horoscope indicate?
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Is this another planet X then?
Hopefully, they will call the next one The Floating Island of Mandango.
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I'm pretty sure this must have something to do with Planet X - and if it doesn't, just give it a year or two and soon it'll be all the rage on those late night radio shows...
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If by AE, you meant AU, then 1 AU is closer to 93 million miles (92 955 887.6 miles, to be more exact).
Will Buffy be circling Uranus at any point?
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Errr..."Curse you oh merciful Neptune"
I dunno about the average Slahxpert (say it out loud, it has a nice Futurama ring to it hehe) or "scientific media whore" but I'd define the edge of the solar system to be the heliosphere.
o yager_agu.html so I guess I'm wrong... at least on Slashdot ;)
NASA seems to agree http://www.nasa.gov/vision/universe/solarsystem/v
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As far as I know, the only things that can circularize orbits are tidal forces and drag from gas, neither of which are significant in that region of the solar system. Possibly the orbit was perturbed twice, once by Neptune to put it in a highly inclined, highly elliptical orbit and once by another body (possibly a star or another KB object). That last one would have to occur at the right time and place, though, and would be quite rare. Maybe this is the freak of the solar system.
if Pluto is insanely cold (like a couple hunrded celsius below zero or something i think?) imagine how bitch ass cold it must be on this new "Buffy"
I have good Faith in that unless this is a Willow, she'll have a little Angel orbiting it called "Xander", that rises in the Dawn during its frosty winters as well as its icy Summers... Too bad there's not even an Oz. of hospitality to humans there, or it would be nice to visit this body, forever Chasing through space. :-p
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First Xena, then Gabrielle and now Buffy? Somebody's watching too much TV...
now our great great grandchildren might look up at the heavens at the planet georgium bushus
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Not considering the fact that not all of us here may have great great grandchildren, I thought it would be going to be renamed to Urectum by then to avoid those jokes?
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And following the convention for naming bodies in the Kuiper Belt, they have suggested several Inuit names for the object to the International Astronomical Union.
Yes, Buffy is Inuit for "sexy walrus-hunting chick."
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...it's not a new object - it's probably quite old.
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It's integrity.
That's where it went when it heard the Republicans were trying to find it in 1999.
Are there any stats on how many articles are submitted as a ratio to those approved?
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Gateway.
Or is that too obscure?
Depends what you think gravity is. According to Einstein's general relativity theory, gravitation is an effect of spacetime curvature. Think of a rubber sheet with an object in the middle of it that has huge mass. It causes the sheet (space-time) to "sink" (deform) where the heavy object is located. Anything orbiting that object is actually caught in the depression the object makes in the sheet and lacks the energy (inertia) to break free.
The quantum physicists however seem to have a different take on things, postulating the existence of the graviton; a hypothetical elementary particle that transmits the force of gravity over any distance.
Personally (not being a physicist) the two ideas seem to be so far apart that either one could be right, but not both. I just hope I live long enough to see it proved one way or the other. Or maybe something new is waiting to be discovered. Whatever, Gravity remains one of science's greatest mysteries and obtaining a true understanding of it in relation to the other forces we know about, science's greatest challenge.
That makes 1,452 unknown objects discovered byond Pluto in the past 3 years.. ;-)
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Actually, the Latin for "Bush" is "Frutex". It's also a derogatory term, roughly meaning "blockhead" or "nitwit". Fitting, isn't it?
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> New Object Found at Edge of Solar System
That just proves it.
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"...follows a nearly circular path. And it is too distant to have come into direct contact with Neptune..."
I suspect that any Kuiper Belt object that's come in direct contact with Neptune is now part of Neptune.
Fucking Neptune.
Maybe I am being dumb but why should a body orbiting differently then the rest of the bodies in a solar system be that odd. Maybe that is how it has always been. Just a thought
So THAT'S where I left my ship! Damnit, I knew it was around here somewhere. Thanks NASA!
It's been studied and exposed by this odd documentary.
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When you hear of a new NEO (near earth object) and they name it Thor's Hammer