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Little Red Book Draws Government Attention

narcolepticjim writes "An unnamed Dartmouth student was visited by Homeland Security for requesting a copy of Mao Zedong's Little Red Book for a class project." From the article: "The student, who was completing a research paper on Communism for Professor Pontbriand's class on fascism and totalitarianism, filled out a form for the request, leaving his name, address, phone number and Social Security number. He was later visited at his parents' home in New Bedford by two agents of the Department of Homeland Security, the professors said."

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  1. And if you are lonely this holiday season... by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 5, Funny
    Are you lonely? Looking for some company this holiday season? Follow this link and you too can schedule a visit from Uncle Sam...

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    1. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by Krach42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pff... you're probably getting referal credit.... I'll just search for it on my own, so you don't get credit for my order, you karma whore. ;)

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    2. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by wetfeetl33t · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmmm... No one has shown up yet. Maybe they aren't actually watchi...

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    3. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by dourk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great, now the Amazon Page I Made includes various works by Lenin and Marx.

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    4. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by 42Penguins · · Score: 2, Funny

      Karma? For a funny post?

      I find your questioning of this crusader for justice irresponsible, dangerous, and unpatriotic.
      You can expect a visit from the Goonie^H^H^H^H^H^H FBI within the hour.

      Cheney

    5. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good thing he didn't ask for a copy of "Project Blue Book".

    6. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by Mad_Rain · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh. I'm going to be sending copies of the Little Red Book to all my friends and family for the holidays.
       
      That's what all you bastards get for putting me on your "naughty" list! ;)

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    7. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by tomcres · · Score: 3, Funny
      Even though it was voted against, Bush has stated that he will continue to authorize illegal phone taps and other forms of spycraft on US citizins

      hmmmm... Spycraft... sounds like an interesting game. Has anyone contacted Blizzard yet?

    8. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...one taps and other forms of spycraft on US citizins. NYTime...

      Bush likes Blizzard's games?

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    9. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Shut up and go buy something - preferably on credit.

    10. Re:And if you are lonely this holiday season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would anybody know if martial law had been declared in secret? That's easy. When the tanks show up to close down the mosques and liberal schools and put all the undesirables on trains for the showers. That'll be your first clue.

  2. Well, hey... by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...at least he got material for his research paper on fascism and totalitarianism.

    Thanks, I'll be here all day.

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    1. Re:Well, hey... by iluvcapra · · Score: 5, Funny
      Thanks, I'll be here all day.

      Don't be so sure of that.

      Yours,
      The NSA

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    2. Re:Well, hey... by guzzler69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aaaa no. He didn't get to keep the book.

      "The student told Professor Pontbriand and Dr. Williams that the Homeland Security agents told him the book was on a "watch list." They brought the book with them, but did not leave it with the student, the professors said. "

      So the kid still needs a copy to finish his assignment.

    3. Re:Well, hey... by boarder8925 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Speaking out against the government is strictly forbidden. Please remember to follow our motto.

      We're watching you,
      The Ministry of Homeland Security

    4. Re:Well, hey... by crimson_alligator · · Score: 4, Funny

      I for one welcome our new anti-anti-counter-revolutionary overlords.

    5. Re:Well, hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yours,
      The NSA


      It's not "Yours" anymore. Read the memo!
      Cheers,
      W.

  3. Re:quick by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think they can visit 100,000 people.

    Not yet, but if your plan works the DHS will get increased funding for more agents to investigate the "epidemic of thinking".

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  4. This could never happen in America by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm proud to be an American
    Where at least I know I free...

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    1. Re:This could never happen in America by zaphod8829 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I'm proud to be an American.
      Where at least I'm told I'm free.
      I won't forget the third-grade class
      that ingrained it into me,
      and I'll proudly stand up,
      next to you, though I don't know what it means.
      Oh, there ain't no doubt who runs this land.
      God Bless the bourgeois.

      I wrote that in my head when I had to work at K-Mart the day after the 9/11 attack, telling people constantly that we were out of flags (what, you didn't care about them a week ago?), and hearing patriotic music blaring on the radio.

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  5. hand me that handbasket, please... by pla · · Score: 5, Funny
    Better Together
    Buy this book with Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler today!
    Total List Price: $33.95
    Buy Together Today: $23.96
  6. Re:Wait, WTF??!?!?!? by iamacat · · Score: 4, Funny

    One book is still, well, just a fucking book.

    I missed the part where requesting a copy of Karma Sutra triggers a visit from Kenneth Star

  7. Re:Memorize this phrase... by kraut · · Score: 3, Funny

    You won't have to remember "Welcome to Guantanomo!"

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  8. Re:not a free county by dark-nl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, he didn't mention that part, but between 128 and 256, 100 of them got shot in a riot.

  9. Re:not a free county by tftp · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is the same way revolution starts.. 1 becomes 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 156, 312, 624.. and so on and so forth.

    I think you have a few bits loose :-)

  10. not there! by tomcres · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't.. The library doesn't have the book since the GOP Rally/Bookburning last month.. bummer!

  11. Re:Darn, where'd it go? by luvirini · · Score: 2, Funny

    No no no. If people brush their teeth they will get less holes in them. That then translates into lesser visits to the dentists, making for less money changing hands. That is clearly a communist plot to fight capitalism too.

  12. Actually... by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    It means we're opposed to those who are opposed to the opposition of those who oppose the opposition's overlords. I guess that makes it The Story of "O".

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  13. Re:Wait, WTF??!?!?!? by RichardX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although I agree with your noble and poetic sentiment, the fact remains that you cannot destroy a plane with a book. Not in any literal sense, anyhow.

    MacGyver. Season 4, episode 3.

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  14. Wow, grammar nazi's are strict in the US by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although I think that in your case of "He's a communism!" and off you went to a prison.. hanging is to good for you.

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  15. The dangers of Mao by CRSchultz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear people complaining about the department of homeland security, and their recent actions in questioning a college student over his assingment. Honestly, they only asked some questions. Its not like the young man was taken into custody, sent to an undisclosed location, denied due process, and totrured to find out what he knew about the chinese communist dictator. Communism is a dangerous thing with a savavge domino effect. First you read books on Mao,then the next thing you know you're praising your comrades work on his macoroni sculpture of the kremlin. Dangerous stuff. We cannot allow these things to happen and I for one applaud the efforts of the dept of homeland security.

  16. Yakov Smirnoff by kabloom · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In America, you check out books at the library. In Soviet Russia, library checks you out!" -- Yakov Smirnoff

    Well, looks like that one's not true anymore.

  17. Re:Not to spoil the paranoia... by iabervon · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't mind people reading the book. The reason they came after him was that he was trying to get it from the library. They won't have cared if he'd just bought it from Amazon like a normal person, but he had to try and deprive Chairman Mao's estate of their royalties, and there's no way the Feds can turn a blind eye to that, especially when they're pushing China to crack down on that sort of stuff.

  18. Best late homework excuse ever? by BlastM · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Feds turned up and took away my book."