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Analog Hole Legislation Formally Introduced
phaedo00 writes "Ars Technica is covering a recent bit of legislation introduced to the U.S. House Judiciary Committee this past week. The laws would seek to close the 'Analog Hole' that serves as a sort of last-ditch pirating mechanism when corporate DRM goes all crazy and tramples on your fair-use rights: 'Calling the ability to convert analog video content to a digital format a significant technical weakness in content protection, H.R. 4569 would require all consumer electronics video devices manufactured more than 12 months after the DTCSA is passed to be able to detect and obey a rights signaling system that would be used to limit how content is viewed and used. That rights signaling system would consist of two DRM technologies, Video Encoded Invisible Light (VEIL) and Content Generation Management System--Analog (CGMS-A), which would be embedded in broadcasts and other analog video content.'" We've previously covered this bill.
... but I think the whole A.Hole joke was covered in the previous slashdot article about the legislation ;)
They still can't prevent me from watching the film and telling people what happens...but I'm sure the MPAA is currently bribing a senator to sponsor the Psycho-Implant Motion Pictures Erased Digitally (PIMPED) bill.
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
They just couldn't keep up and I am sure now they will stop pirating since this law was introduced.
Pirates always follow the law.
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
to the very best of my knowledge our eyes and ears are analog devices.
Speak for yourself, flesh creature.
Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
"Encoded Video Invisible Light"?(EVIL)
"Video Invisible Light Encoded"?(VILE)
The only real solution: copy-protect the actual audio output from the speakers, say by adding a high-energy ultrasonic screech which instantly obliterates all recording devices within hearing range.
"Hollywood isn't going to get another dollar of my cash nor a minute of my attention anymore (TV)."
Which just "proves," statistically, that you must be pirating the steaming piles of shit.
Obviously we need a Content Remembursment Appropriations Policy (CRAP) Act to make sure the content providers are suitably recompensed out of your tax dollars for all the shows you're stealing from them by not watching them.
Of course not watching the ads in the content you aren't watching is going to be a criminal offense, you fucking thief you.
KFG