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Impressions From A Second Shipment 360 Owner

I try to look for the best in every situation. In the grand scheme of things, getting bumped from the first shipment of pre-ordered Xbox 360s to the second wasn't the end of the world. Indeed, it allowed me to focus on launch news and information, posting stories for the games page and absorbing the mood of early adopters. The reports that came back were mixed, with occasional technical difficulties and tepid gameplay marring the first next-gen launch. Overall though, gamers seemed to be pleased with their purchases. When my local game store called to let me know my console was in, I bit the bullet and swiped the plastic. Today I have for you a rundown on what it's like to go where others have gone before. Read on for my impressions of the Xbox 360 experience after a month of retail sales and a week of gameplay. While I don't feel the need to bore you with pictures of the packaging, the out-of-the-box experience is attractive and intuitive. It only took a few moments to set things up before I was working with the setup wizard. As per the copious recommendations across the internet, I made sure that the console's power brick was not on the carpet once the system was in place. The bottom of my entertainment center has wire shelving, and the free flow of air around the brick has so far allowed my 360 to be glitch-free. It is, unfortunately, as large as everyone says it is. Pulling the massive thing out of the box, I had a flash of a bad bumper-sticker: "My second console is my 360 power brick." The cables are all surprisingly lengthy, with a nice long piece of cat5 cable making the trip to my router with more slack than the one I was using for my Xbox. One important consideration: If you're fortunate enough to be using your console with an HDTV, make sure and flip the switch on the component cable before you start up the console. It's set by default to 'TV', and if you want to experience the HD signal right away you're going to want that switch flipped. With everything plugged in and set properly I hit the large central button on the controller, and the console whirred to life.

The setup wizard asked for little more than the time zone and my Passport account. The Live account I had with the Xbox was still in good standing, putting me into the 'gold' version of the Live system. This apparently allows me the opportunity to get to some additional content, and make use of the Trueskill ranking system we reported on a while back. The only annoying part of the setup was the grueling process of entering my email address and password. Selecting letters from an on-screen keyboard seems like a good idea until you start entering your 32-character-long email address. As a final touch I was asked my preferences for controls in FPS and Driving titles. I don't know why, but I like inverted look on console games. It just works better for me. By entering the setting on my Live account, every FPS I play on the 360 will use that setting by default.

Setup completed, I had my first look at the 360 'blade' system. The interface for the console is a series of screens arranged in an interlocking pattern of tabs, or blades. Flipping between the different screens is as easy as moving the thumbstick. It's a remarkably intuitive and clean interface, and really hits home the 'next-gen' feel of the console. First thing, I hopped into the Live Marketplace and purchased some Microsoft Points. As much as I was looking forward to playing Call of Duty 2 and King Kong, I'd heard such good things about the downloadable game experience that I wanted to check them out right away. I also wanted to snag the Penny Arcade Skins and gamer portraits. These games and downloadables were purchased with the Points, which are Microsoft's way of putting an additional step between users and their credit cards. Parents who don't want their kids racking up bills via Live can purchase pre-paid Point cards in stores, ala the time cards for a MMOG. You can also buy them directly through Live if you have a credit card on file. They sound like more of a deal than they are, unfortunately. Game downloads range from about 400 to about 800 Points, and right now Live is offering 1000 Points for $12.50 (or $.05 for four points). You can buy about three games then, give or take, for $25.00. A steal compared to most console titles, but not as inexpensive as you might like. Theme packs that re-skin your blades run about 150 Points, and packs of icons for your GamerTag are about 50 Points. There are exceptions, of course. The Penny Arcade icon packs each have several icons to choose from, and cost 200 Points. Expensive, but Mr. Period was worth the $2.50.

The downloadable games are wide-ranging in playstyle, and offer something for just about everyone. Classic titles like SmashTV, and Joust sit beside modern hits like Zuma and Bejeweled. There are also brand new and indie titles, like Geometry Wars Retro Evolved and Wik: Fable of Souls. The console also comes with a shiny puzzle game already unlocked for you, called Hexic. Hexic has you rotating groups of three colored blocks, seeking to make groups of same-colored shapes. It's not the most brilliant puzzler ever, but it is good looking and is something to kill time with if you're not interested in downloading anything. Which would be a shame, because all of the games in the Live Marketplace offer up free trials. The cost is the time to download, and the reward is the chance to recall just how badly you played the original Gauntlet. The Live title I've gotten the most enjoyment out of is Geometry Wars Retro Evolved. Originally a simplistic little extra on Project Gotham Racing 2, Geometry Wars has been reinvisioned for the Live Marketplace. It's a beautiful old-school shooter in the style of Asteroids, with a lot of attitude. There are over a dozen enemy types, several blaster styles, and loads of extremely challenging gameplay. I've accomplished the 'get 100,000 points' Achievement, but only just. Even then, as of this writing I'm number 16,618 on the Geometry Wars leaderboard. Judging by the leaders on the leaderboard, the game is not only challenging but addictive as well.

That Geometry Wars Achievement is one of the easier ones to obtain for that title, most of them centering on surviving for prolonged periods of time. They're somewhat simplistic, given the nature of the game, but every game has their own style of Achievement. Xbox Live Achievements are 'Kilroy was here' moments in games made for the Xbox 360. Every title is required to have some, and it varies from game to game how many there are and how hard it is to obtain them. Call of Duty 2, for example, hands you one for completing Basic Training but then denies you additional kudos until you've beaten large parts of the game. Kameo, on the other hand, gives you an Achievement every time you obtain another Elemental Warrior (which happens relatively frequently). They're viewable through your GamerTag, and are an interesting way to check in and see how far your friend has made it through a given title.

One of the benefits of waiting a month before purchasing my 360 was knowing what games to get and what titles I could safely avoid. With PDZ mostly snagging 8/10s, I decided to pick up Call of Duty 2 instead as my launch-title FPS. Jack Black and Peter Jackson was just too appealing to me to pass up (not to mention the big monkey), so I grabbed King Kong as well. Kameo's colorful visuals and morphing gameplay also seemed very appealing, and I chose that as my third launch title.

Call of Duty 2 (CoD 2) has earned its reputation as the cream of the 360 launch title crop. The game powerfully recaptures the thrill of the original title, placing you in the shoes of a grunt on the Russian, British, or American fronts of World War II. Gameplay is fast-paced and finely honed, with a control scheme that for the first time feels effortless to this PC gamer. The 360 controller, overall, has a wonderful feel to it. It's not even as large as the S-type Xbox controller, and the thumbsticks are incredibly responsive. I've always had some 'user-related issues' playing FPS titles on the console, but the 360 controller feels extremely natural in my hands. Call of Duty 2 makes use of every button on the controller, and the schema feels very intuitive once you've gone through basic training. The game not only plays well, but looks terrific too. I wasn't sure what exactly to expect when I first began playing a 360 title (as still images just don't do next-gen games justice), but I have been extremely impressed. CoD 2 lives, breathes, and clips along at 60 frames per second without blinking. The snowy enivrons of Russia, the ice crusted to the fringe of my commander's longcoat, and the billowing emissions of a smoke grenade all come together to form an immersive experience. If I had to choose a 'best of' element for Call of Duty 2, it would be the AI. German soldiers dive for cover, snipe from afar, and use suppression fire to support their troop movements. Your Russian squad-mates call out enemy positions in simple and understandable terms. They have your back if you run out of ammo, and keep the baddies under cover as you sprint towards your next objective. Call of Duty 2 is easily the finest launch title the 360 has to offer.

The 360 version of King Kong has been in the news recently because of some darkness issues. While it is indeed very dark, on an HD screen the light is more than sufficient to make out the creepy-crawlies coming in your direction. King Kong plays mostly like an action-adventure FPS, with you in the role of writer Jack Driscoll. Driscoll and a motley crew of movie-makers make their way through the creepy enivrons of Skull Island. Originally on the island just for the scenery, the game quickly becomes a race after the giant ape Kong who has stolen leading lady Ann. The primitive environment plays a role in the game's story and gameplay. While ammo is plentiful in some FPS titles, Kong has you relying on periodic supply drops from a low flying plane. Once you're out of ammo, you're reduced to using spears as weapons against the giant centipedes, dinosaurs, and flying harpy-things that plague your every step. Kong has a lot of atmosphere, and even on normal mode is fairly challenging. My biggest complaint with the title is the occasional puzzle element. Doors must be opened via a pair of rotating gate mechanisms, and at various points in the game you're required to find the handle for one or both of these mechanisms. Looking for a small handle in a large outdoor space with variable lighting is, regrettably, not very fun and serves mostly as a way to add time to the game. The 'best of' element is definitely the infrequent sequences where you get to play as Kong. The sheer power he displays, compared to the squishiness of Jack Driscoll, makes for a refreshing change of pace as you progress through the game. Kong is only so-so as FPS titles go, but when at its best it offers some beautiful vistas , scary moments, and "omgdinosaurz" gameplay.

Kameo has gotten a lot of mixed reviews since the 360 launched, and with good reason. On one hand, it has beautiful cartoony graphics. The world evokes a sense of wonder, and the characters that inhabit the various realms are all kind of goofy-looking. On the other hand, it's a violent game with a decent amount of gore. Splattering bugs and plant-monsters tosses a green goo at the screen, which slides down the inside of your television screen. One elemental warrior has a move that impales enemies on his back, and then uses them as thrown weapons. A forgettable plot doesn't help things, either. Kameo was living a fulfilling life as a princess when her sister went black hat and released the evil Troll King. They capture your family and strip you of your powers, and you're off on a crusade to get everything back. There are some amusing story elements that complicate things a bit, like a conniving seer with aspirations of power, but for the most part the game plays out exactly as you'd imagine. You move from place to place in the game world, collecting warriors and freeing your family members. Each Elemental Warrior offers up specific abilities that can be used to circumvent obstacles. The plant-boxer can dive into the ground to move under gates, the dragon-form can light torches with his breath weapon, and the rolling armadillo-guy Major Ruin can use his rush attack to leap chasms. Despite the predictable plot, there is fun to be had, here. Once you have a few warriors under your belt gameplay gets switched up relatively often, requiring you to recognize what form will work best fairly frequently. Combat itself is quick and mostly satisfying, and each warrior has a bevy of upgradable powers to play with. The problem really boils down to who exactly this game is for, though. The graphics say young player, the violence says teenager, and the spine-gratingly annoying 'helper' says functional imbecile. Even halfway through the game your hand is still being held with regard to power use and puzzle-solving, and it gets more than a little annoying sometimes. Kameo is interesting from a uniqueness point of view, but probably isn't worth it unless the art style and morphing premise really appeal to you. Regrettably, they are about all the game has to offer.

My experiences with the 360, even disappointing moments with Kameo, have been overwhelmingly positive. Even while falling to my death because of a wonky camera in Kameo or getting eaten for the fifth time by a giant centipede in King Kong, there's a level of polish to these launch titles that surprised me. I'm not sure I'd agree with J. Allard when he claimed the 360 has the 'best launch lineup ever', but at least the titles that I chose to purchase all have elements worth exploring. The console itself has also surprised me. A slick interface and effortless simple online components make this the first box I've really enjoyed just futzing with. The Marketplace is a powerful selling point, and the games up for offer are well worth looking into. They're constantly adding content as well, ensuring that stopping in at the Live component is almost always a worthwhile sidetrip from whatever game you're playing. Just since the console's launch they've added a Mission Impossible 3 trailer, a Billiards game, and a great PSA from Red vs. Blue. I have been pleasantly surprised by the entire 360 experience, and I might even go so far as to say that I got my money's worth when I purchased the system last week. In these frustrating times of hype and shady customer service, it's hard for me to offer up higher praise than that.

As a final note, you may be interested to know that my Xbox Live GamerTag is 'whoisdialogue'. If you're looking for someone to kick around in CoD multiplayer, I will probably be able to oblige any deep-seated fantasies you may have of shooting a Slashdot editor in the brainpan. See you online.

Update: 12/21 19:55 GMT by Z : Fixed per-point price, because math is hard. Thanks AC.

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  1. But.. by Landak · · Score: 4, Funny

    The question we all REALLY want to know the answer to is this: How does the xbox 360 power supply brick compare to your electric space heater?

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    1. Re:But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I own a 360. This rumour that they are all hot is bullshit. Mine is actually quite cool, compared to any of the PSUs for my laptops. This is stupid Slashdot scaremongering. So a few people got consoles with dodgy RAM and they crash. Big deal, it happens. You ship a few million computers see what happens.

  2. $0.80 a point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Live is offering 1000 Points for $12.50 (or $.80 a point)

    Shouldn't that be $0.0125 a point, or 4 points for a nickel?

    1. Re:$0.80 a point? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Give me two Bees for a nickel.

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    2. Re:$0.80 a point? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't that be $0.0125 a point, or 4 points for a nickel?

      Shhhhh!!!!! I've started selling him 2 points for $0.80 and he thinks he's getting a great deal. Don't blow this for me!

    3. Re:$0.80 a point? by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's confusing imperial dollars and metric dollars again.

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  3. Couldn't they take a few pointers from XBMC by Sofalover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    XBMC > XPMCE Streaming

    1. Re:Couldn't they take a few pointers from XBMC by jcnnghm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to expand on this a bit. XBMC is truly a wonderful application, it plays everything I have ever thrown at it, and in the past two years or so has been the number one application I have ran on my XBOX.

      The xbox 360 media playback is somewhere between pathetic and piss-poor. About the only thing they got right is allowing you to stream MP3's over the network to listen to them in game. I haven't been able to find a linux streaming server that will replicate the functionality of Media Connect so I can stream directly from my file server. Media Center coupled with the Xbox 360 will not playback MP3's in a samba share mounted as a drive. I had to copy my MP3 collection to my workstation and stream from that. Because of that, I haven't gotten the ambition to mirror my digital camera collection to my workstation for streaming.

      There is NO video playback without XP Media Center, and I've heard it doesn't support that many formats anyway. I thought Microsoft would have taken a look at XBMC and stolen some of the best features. XBMC can playback media through a number of different formats (I believe nfs, samba, and stream servers) and copes with pretty much everything you throw at it at this point. XBMC can play an ISO of a DVD, fantastic.

      Until the 360 can do at least what XBMC can do, it is both a joke and a failure. I really want to disconnect my original xbox, Microsoft needs to come through with a serious media player.

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  4. Yeah but.... by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you're looking for someone to kick around in CoD multiplayer, I will probably be able to oblige any deep-seated fantasies you may have of shooting a Slashdot editor in the brainpan.

    I still think sniping you through the office window would be easier than getting an Xbox 360 right now however.

    1. Re:Yeah but.... by cybrthng · · Score: 4, Informative

      Keep your eyes on CircuitCity.com. They have been releasing a few every day online. They had a batch go out about 9:00 a.m. this morning. Webmon is a pretty good tool to track the online sales. Follow up on fatwallet's 360 threads as well for all the how-to's you can handle on getting a 360.

    2. Re:Yeah but.... by Zonk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, you are so why I work the frontpage shift with the blinds closed.

  5. Keyboard Input by Shaheen · · Score: 4, Informative

    Zonk said he hated entering in his email address and password with the Xbox 360 virtual keyboard. We understood this problem from Xbox and support USB keyboard input for the Xbox 360 virtual keyboard. Just plug in a USB keyboard at any time and use it while the virtual keyboard is displayed.

    Disclaimer: Microsoft is my employer. This post is provided as-is with no warranty and confers no rights.

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    1. Re:Keyboard Input by WankersRevenge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That sounds very user-friendly ... but of course, such usability is rendered moot when the interface doesn't inform the user about it.

  6. Good Writeup by acvh · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a confirmed video game junkie I have mixed feelings toward the "next generation" consoles. I don't think that we've really maxed out the current generation yet, especially the xbox, but now we're moving on. The 360 is at a price point that makes it easier for me to Just Say No, at least for now.

    I told my son that we're not getting a new console until at least one of us finishes all the games we own. That should keep us busy until the PS4 or xbox 720 hit.

  7. Sounds ok... by rwven · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds like it's halfway decent compared to what i initially expected. It's still too expensive for me though. I'll buy it in a couple years when you can get them for 200 bucks... I'm not that into console gaming. I'd rather take a ride down to the range and shoot for REAL. (or boot up my PC and get better controls and better graphics that i don't have to sit on the couch to see) :) The most i've ever spent on a console was 50 bucks for a refurb gamecube at eb games... Other than that, i bought a refurb dreamcast for 30 bucks from eb and my parents bought me a gamegear a long time ago... I'm sure the console will get better with age as more and more stuff becomes multithreaded. Supposedly not one of the games that's out for it now is multithreaded... I'd like to see what happens when games start coming out that ARE.

  8. And what I want to know is... by ShatteredDream · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have the heat-related problems been resolved for the second shipment and if not, what is the timeframe for these problems to be fixed?

    1. Re:And what I want to know is... by Zonk · · Score: 4, Informative

      I honestly can't tell you. The "random crashing" that I've heard some people report, and the outright failures, haven't happened for me. Whether that's because I have a second shipment unit, or just luck, I can't say.

      I will say, the power brick gets pretty hot. If it was just lying on the carpet, I may have the same heating problems others have reported. By putting it on the open wire mesh of my entertainment unit, I have a lot of air moving over it. So far I haven't had so much as a stutter or slowdown.

  9. Gamertag by diminico · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess he'll find out how well the "Friends" blade area is designed after he gets a few thousand Friend Requests.

  10. Whither Marketplace? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Interesting
    One thing I notice in a lot of the X360 reviews is a big exuberance for the Marketplace idea. Having tried it myself, I came away with two impressions: 1. it is very slick and well-designed, probably the nicest UI design MS has ever done; and 2. I wouldn't put my money in that thing in a million years. It sort of frightens me - Passport has always frightened me. And it is uninteresting on the whole, as far as content goes. Retro gaming is cool and all but I'd rather do that on a handheld. The little downloadable games are cute but familiar and overpriced, and paying for stuff like UI skins is quite daft, IMHO. Yeah I like Penny Arcade too but jeezus why does their content cost 4X as much? I do like the bits about player IDs and whatnot but - maybe its just me, but I like to hide behind my online personas when I go to game. I don't necessarily want to be monitored by my friends and whatnot. (Maybe there is a Hide option?)

    So the question is, how much of a value is the X360 if I really couldn't care less about the Live Marketplace? Is it intrinsic to the value of the box or is it a nice add-on? I'm waiting to see what the PS3 can do either way, but if Marketplace is Xbox's 'edge' then its kind of boring. (I have no doubt I will be able to voice-chat and do multiplayer/internet on the Revolution and PS3.)

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    1. Re:Whither Marketplace? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Out of curiousity, what frightens you about it? Do you buy stuff at online stores? What's different about the xbox?

      Here's the thing. It has to do with Passport, and what MS intends you to use the Xbox360 for.

      Theoretically (because this does not really mimic my own life): I spend a lot of time in the living room. I have a shiny new X360. I use it for all the frills; media streaming, most of my game playing (including my audio dialog with other players and friends), watching DVDs, listening to music. All that celestial jukebox stuff. I sign into this thing with my Passport, so they know exactly who I am. And it is connected via a (mandatory) broadband link, pretty much doing as it pleases as far as connecting to the network.

      Y'see where I'm going with this? A fairly complete little snapshot of my demographic tastes in software and media. And I'm continually reporting this information to Microsoft.

      So yeah, frightened is an understatement. Even if they did not use this very valuable information for nefarious purposes I hardly trust them to even lock it up properly.

      I'd be completely cool with everything Live is about if I didn't have to give it my name. But I do, so no go.

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  11. In all fairness by argoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is entertainment, the people who were busted in LA for modding and copying XBOX stuff and are facing hard time, that is real life. IMHO, no amount of copying and moding over a game deserves hard time, there is a serious priority problem here, especially considering that it can be argued that they didn't do anything wrong at all. It's sorta hard to get in the spirit of new product launches with things like this going on.

    1. Re:In all fairness by argoff · · Score: 3, Informative

      They copied 77 games onto harddrives; just because they didn't actually go into Target and take 77 cases from the shelves doesn't stop it from being some sort of theft.

      But it does, because theft is about what one looses, not by what one gains. The loss of a sale ... sure ... but that's not a theft in the slightest.

  12. All they asked for... by donnz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The setup wizard asked for little more than the time zone and my Passport account

    I stopped reading (and purchasing) at this point...

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  13. Re:What the hell? by xtieburn · · Score: 3, Informative

    'paying someone everytime I want to change something'

    Thats a bit of an exageration. I believe you just pay and you can get some new stuff but you dont have to pay to keep switching around things. Kind of like the important part of the look of the 360 is to be able to move it to anywhere in your lounge, thats obviously free, but if you really like you can also change its face plate for a price.

    Its just an extra that wouldnt exist at all if it werent for the credit card and point stuff.

    That said I am also waiting for the revolution to come out. 360 doesnt seem to bad though and it was a good review.

  14. Re:let me know when by llevity · · Score: 5, Funny
    it plays playstation 2 games. my kid has too many of those to even consider a switch in technology.

    Yeah. It sucks how you have to throw away your PS2 when you buy an Xbox 360. I never understood why we aren't allowed to keep our old consoles so we can play our old games, while still having a new console to play new games on.

    Oh. Wait.

  15. Re:Console vs PC by Jarnis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Odd. My dual core is being used by at least half dozen games already. Say, City of Heroes for example.

    And since all future big name title development will be based on capabilities of PS3 and/or Xbox360, its pretty easy to see the game engines being multithreaded. Multi core CPUs are 'free' extra performance as long as the engine is developed as multithreaded.

    Consoles are fine for some game types, but as long as they don't have a keyboard (and good MMOs), there's always room for PCs. You also won't see complex strategy titles on consoles, and FPS without mouse aiming will just never work. Halo is just the exception that proves the point.

    If I want to have a quick spin on arcade driving game, console is a great thing to have for that.

    I'd never play a FPS or strategy game, or anything requiring typing on a console.

    Different tool for a different job. Both have their place. However, if you can afford just one thing, PC is more of a multipurpose tool, and if you are going to buy a good PC for work/'production use', the required addon of a 300-400$ videocard on top of the otherwise pretty standard PC is no different than the price of a console system.

    Disclaimer: I have one decked out game PC, one midrange game/utility PC, PS2 and half dozen older consoles. Never touched Xbox (not enough exclusive titles I couldn't play on PS2 or PC), undecided on XBox 360 and/or PS3 - I can wait until next autumn as Xbox360 currently has no must-have exclusive title. I can play CoD2 or King Kong also on my PC, and I like the 1600x1200 res better.

  16. Re:Console vs PC by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 360 is an excellent system, and there is a reason why there were people waiting in line for 20 hours last Sunday a month after the actual launch.

    The system might be excellent but from what I've seen, the games that are *currently* out there just don't make it worthwhile to stand in line for hours on end (especially here in Minnesota where it's cold).

    From what I have seen (based on the various displays in and around my home area), if it's not being displayed on a huge HD monitor, the graphics just aren't all that much different from what we've seen in the XBox 1 or the PS2. I personally don't know a single person with an HD monitor, nevermind one that's as large as those they display the 360 on in the stores. I know I will never have an HD monitor in my home so I'm not sure what benefit the 360 has for most people RIGHT now to stand in those long lines other than MS-funded and media-created hype.

  17. Re:What the hell? by greenrom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I totally agree. I don't like the idea of paying someone to download ringtones and wallpapers to my cellphone. Looks like my decision has been made. I'm not going to buy a cell phone until the wireless providers stop offering optional services that I don't find useful. And if that doesn't work, I'm going to throw a tantrum and hold my breath until my face turns blue.

  18. Must be nice to be young and free by Electric+Eye · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't remember the last time I even fired up my PS2 to play GT4. My Doom 3 CD is still unopened and I bought it nearly a year ago.

    Don't get married.

    1. Re:Must be nice to be young and free by bmajik · · Score: 4, Funny

      when i was a 13 year old kid, playing the original PC doom on my 486 for HOURS every day.. ...i spent a lot of time thinking "man, i wish there was some woman that had sex with me as much as i could possibly want it"

      Now that i've been married a few years, i spend very little time thinking "man, i wish i had more time to play Doom 3"

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  19. Re:Tyrannosaurus Rex by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you think the proportions on the tyranosaurus were bad, you should see the size they make the gorillas!

    (Fantasy!)

  20. The cost of Xbox Live by ssstraub · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I can't figure out why Microsoft charges for Xbox Live AND why people don't seem to have a problem paying for it?

    • I don't have to pay a monthly for playing my Nintendo DS online.
    • I don't have to pay to play Quake 4 online (or any Quake before it)
    • I don't have to pay to visit Microsoft.com, and download numerous massive files. (Something that I'm convinced takes many more servers and is generally a much higher expense to the company than some game servers.)
    • I am already paying $45/mo for the connection.

    So why is it that people don't even bring up the fact that it costs $20/mo additional to any media costs, hardware costs, and even connection costs just to use Xbox Live?
    1. Re:The cost of Xbox Live by Shaheen · · Score: 3, Informative

      An Xbox LIVE Gold Subscription costs $50 per year (http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/memberships/xbox36 0subscriptionplan.htm). My math is rusty but I believe that is a grand total of ~$5 per month.

      You can pay for Xbox LIVE subscriptions in various ways, but the gold subscription is the most economical.

      Disclaimer: Microsoft is my employer. This post is provided as-is with no warranties and confers no rights.

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      You should never take life too seriously - You'll never get out of it alive.
  21. Networking Mandatory? by tillerman35 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is a network connection mandatory? Because I'm not going to drill a flipping hole in the floor, snake a effin cable up the heating vents, cut a slot in the wall for a workbox, get a face plate with RJ-11 connector, go back to Home Depot, get a face plate with RJ-45 connector, go back to Home Depot, get a crimping tool, go back to Home Depot, get some cat5e cable that's bloody PLENUM rated, crimp fifteen or sixteen jacks on the bloody PLENUM-rated cat5e cable, go back to Home Depot, buy a contractor-pack of 50 friggin RJ-45 connectors and a copy of "Wire Your Home for Teh IntarNets!" snake the first cable out of the wall, break a hole in the wall with a sledge-hammer, find where the first cable is stuck on a 110VAC line, go down to the basement, reset the breaker for the circuit for the room with the 110VAC line, re-run the network with bloody PLENUM-rated cat5e cable, go back to Home Depot, buy a 8'x4' piece of drywall to repair a 1'x1' hole, go back to Home Depot this time with a god-damn friggin bloody flippin list, buy some drywall tape, clips, spackle, sandpaper, a drywall knife, a spatula and a copy of "Home Repairs with Norm Abrams," patch, tape, spackle, and sand the wall, drive halfway back to DAG-NABBIT fripping Home Depot, go back home and get a piece of the old drywall, drive BACK to Home Depot (get the FARK out of my way you bleeping idiot!!! Where'd you get your beeping driver's license, moron?!!), buy a gallon of paint matched to the same color to fix the 1'x1' bare spot, drive home, look for a paint brush, say screw it and use an old sponge and call it "spot faux finishing," try eight different ways to hook up the new X360 to the intarnets, my TV, my cardiac monitor, the on-star system in my car (drive back to Home Depot yourself, you bloody farking machine!), then call my kids downstairs to play a game of Monopoly.

    /just not gonna do it.

  22. wrong terminology... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 3, Informative

    Gold is the name of the version of Live which allows you to play against other people online on 360. On Xbox, It was just called "Live". When J Allard said "Live" would be free on 360, he meant Live Silver, which just basically allows you to download updates to buggy games and buy stuff with micropayments.

    Live Gold is not free, just making J Allard's comments technically correct but completely misleading. Anyone hearing the comments would assume that the thing that came free would do what Live allowed you to do, which is play against others online.

    A $50 12 month (actually 13) Gold subscription card is the cheapest way to get Live Gold on 360. There are also 3 month Live Gold subscription cards too, I think they are $20, making it $80/year. You can also get Live Gold month to month, but I think it is $10/mo or some other nonsensical cost.

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    http://lkml.org/lkml/2005/8/20/95