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RIAA Sets Their Sights on Russia
Conor Turton writes to tell us that the RIAA has set their sights on Russia for their newest push into anti-piracy. A recent bill was sponsored in the Senate to deny Russia's entrance into the WTO (among other things) if they did not take major action against piracy. From the press release: "The effective protection of American intellectual property has been sorely lacking in Russia. This resolution is significant because it expresses the will of the U.S. Congress that Russia must take effective action against those who would steal America's knowledge-intensive intellectual property-based goods and services. We must not enter into political arrangements with countries ill-prepared to adequately protect our greatest economic assets."
GNAA, NIGERIA - Earlier today it was announced at a press conference before major members of the world medical community that GNAA Bioresearch is planning to create a superhuman being from recycled nigger parts.
The idea for this project came about after an abrupt suggestion of an online gaynigger suicide pact by GNAA member semi, probably under the influence of cocaine or LSD. "We believe even 25 gay niggers donating their fresh organs to the project could result in tremendous yields in the specimen," commented GNAA scientist kittense, "for example, 25 gay nigger livers could enable this Ubernigger to drink kiloliters of the strongest Niggerseed brand boomshine." When tapped on the shoulder, assistant researcher pzkpfwIV emerged from under kittense's lab coat with a loud slurping noise and added, "Or consider the raw concentrations of niggotine present in 25 exhalations of nigger breath. It could be added into menthols and marketed as ultra-smooth Niggerettes."
It is estimated that feeding this 'Ubernigger' would require the entire staff and services of a Popeye's restaurant operating 24/7, constantly offering up more buckets of crispy fried goodness. GNAA financial administrator rolloffle is said to currently be in negotiations with Popeye's corporate staff concerning opening a facility in the Bioresearch building's basement to coincide with the project.
GNAA shareholders stand to gain considerably from the project. New products stemming from the experiment include not only the aforementioned Niggerettes, but also a protein-rich and delicious energy shake made from semen produced by the 50 nigger testicles the Ubernigger would possess. A name for the drink has not been decided upon but there were several suggestions put forth at a recent brainstorming session in #GNAA, including Black Lightning, Teste's Best, and Rucas' Own Failure-Enhancing Semen Supplement. Furthermore, the Ubernigger project could be combined with the GNAA's somewhat-successful cloning efforts to create an unstoppable team to conquer the NBA, meaning millions in profits from endorsements of KFC and Chippendale's.
Coincidentally, the Ubernigger project could mean a world of good publicity for the GNAA, as a few Uberniggers living in a 3 room tenement could consume enough fried chicken, cheap liquor, bad crack cocaine, and second-hand clothing and sex toys to be a permanent boon to the economy of such places as Djibouti, Ethiopia, Kenya, or Harlem. It has also been suggested that 50 or so Uberniggers could outright conquer these places for the glory of the GNAA and homosexual afromen everywhere.
After the conference, GNAA associate Lo_Pan was heard commenting, "LOL RUCAS IS A GIRL".
About GNAA Bioresearch
Founded in 2002 at an undisclosed underground location (believed to be deep under the Artic ice cap), GNAA Bioresearch has since been at the cutting edge of development in fields such as cock enhancement, HIV delivery systems, and nigger supercrack production. It is the origin of such GNAA product lines as polymorphic rectal lining sheathes (which change shape and texture to suit every user's desire) and the ever-popular 'dikk-tikkler' take-anywhere self-pleasure undergarments, loved by gay niggers and Japanese businessmen alike.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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your link goes to "U.S. TRADE IN SERVICES BY MAJOR CATEGORY", where it seems that our total services balance is 48.5 (Billions of Dollars), with 28.5 being the balance from Royalties and License Fees. that makes it 58.763% of our total U.S. TRADE IN SERVICES. That is more that half, dude.
> to deny Russia's entrance into the WTO
There is no need for RIAA to block Russia from WTO! It is such a sacred cause in its own right! Just consider the horrors of Putin and his ex-KGB terror apparatus. They are as racist as the nazi. Children were poisoned in Chechna over muslim hatred just last week, businessman Khodorkovskij was sent to Siberian gulag because of his ethnic judaism and his entire wealth confiscated and given to other, blood-russian oligarchs. What's more, even the russian masses are becoming more and more racist because of artifical islamic terror scare and the uproar over similarly racist policies of the baltic svastika states (Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia). The entire former USSR is a big mess, which should never be allowed to maintain any contact with the free world, except selling their oil, diamonds and natural gas to us. They are as dangerous as plague. Books are enough russian for me!
Anyhow, russian scientist recently said on BBC for full seriousness, that their country will disappear in 80 years because all russian males drink themselves to death with vodka.