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100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year

An anonymous reader wrote to mention a BBC list of 100 topical pieces of information that they've reported on over the course of 2005. While some of them are very Brit-specific ("16. The London borough of Westminster has an average of 20 pieces of chewing gum for every square metre of pavement."), there are some interesting, touching, and humorous stories in there. "20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood. 32. 'Restaurant' is the most mis-spelled word in search engines. 65. Actor James Doohan, who played Scotty, had a hand in creating the Klingon language that was used in the movies, and which Shakespeare plays were subsequently translated into."

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  1. #65: Incorrect by jvalenzu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, 65 is incorrect. I think we all remember Star Trek VI where Chancellor Gorkon mentions that Shakespeare was originally written in Klingon. I can't believe they let this one through.

    1. Re:#65: Incorrect by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, it's New Year's Eve, one of the biggest party nights of the year, and you're correcting some news story about Klingons and Star Trek on a website for nerds. That's so geeky and nonsocial that I have to say... wait a second....%*&@!

    2. Re:#65: Incorrect by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I just impressed a couple of chicks by showing them that I'm one out of 18 people,... :-)

  2. Qapla! by kyouteki · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's been well known for a very long time that Jimmy Doohan helped create the Klingon language. He created the Klingon dialogue for Star Trek 1, which Marc Okrand developed into the tlhIngan'Hol we know today.

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  3. 101. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    32% of all Slashdot stories are duplicates :)

  4. I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by Tezkah · · Score: 5, Funny

    19. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".


    16th Century? I'm pretty sure that guy posts on slashdot regularly. "oi got frist psot"

  5. Gee... by setirw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill Gates does not own an iPod. That's odd... Number 101: Steve Jobs does not run Windows!

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  6. Re:99. chokuegambo by LordHatrus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly, you haven't been playing Japanese games like Final Fantasy. I spent years inbreeding my chokuegambos until I got the illustrious Golden Chokuegambo!

  7. I like this one by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

    That must be a pretty sturdy bed.

    1. Re:I like this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

      That must be a pretty sturdy bed.

      It's clear that Europeans are taking socialism a bit too far.

  8. Step 4. ?????? by matt21811 · · Score: 4, Funny

    32. 'Restaurant' is the most mis-spelled word in search engines.

    There is a lot of money to be made if you could get the top list of mispelled words in search engines.

  9. Hmmph. by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting list, but some of the stuff is either bogus or filler. For example:

    "41. Tactically, the best Monopoly properties to buy are the orange ones: Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street."

    I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place. And this is just common sense - their relationship with jail, and the fact that they're on the end of a row (More bang for buck, house/hotel wise, and a 6,8, or 9 after jail yields a hit), makes them ideal.

    "43. The spiciness of sauces is measured in Scoville Units."

    What does this have to do with '05? I've known that for a long time.

    "61. You can bet on your own death."

    That's a safe bet - but what do I get once my win has been confirmed?

    Meanwhile, others are just best LEFT OUT:

    "67. Giant squid eat each other - especially during sex."
    "11. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed."
    "78. One in 18 people has a third nipple."

    Thanks for the list, BBC.

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    1. Re:Hmmph. by EoinOL · · Score: 4, Informative
      "41. Tactically, the best Monopoly properties to buy are the orange ones: Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street."

      I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place. And this is just common sense - their relationship with jail, and the fact that they're on the end of a row (More bang for buck, house/hotel wise, and a 6,8, or 9 after jail yields a hit), makes them ideal.

      It seems to have escaped your notice, but there are about a million different versions of Monopoly, including localised ones for lots of countries. The BBC are obviously using the (main) UK one.

    2. Re:Hmmph. by EvanED · · Score: 5, Informative
      BTW, if you're curious, here's the rank of the different color groups based upon the average rate of return of that group with hotels. What that means is that every time someone completes a circuit of the board, a player that owns that color group with hotels will make back that percentage of their initial investment. I've also included the dollar amount that translates to. (I tried to space this nicely, but neither tt nor ecode kept whitespace; sorry.)
      # Group %ret $ret
      1 Orange 23.5 484.10
      2 Lite Blue 20.7 221.49
      3 Red 17.8 521.54
      4 Lt Purple 17.7 343.38
      5 Dark Blue 17.3 475.75
      6 Yellow 17.2 524.60
      7 Railroads 16.0 128.00
      8 Green 15.1 591.92
      9 Dk Purple 13.6 84.32
      A Utilities 7.5 22.50
      You can also see from this list that oranges are only best if you're using % return. The way to interpret this is that if you're reasonably early in the game, and people are just building, you want oranges because they are cheap to develop, and you need to get three houses up ASAP. However, if you're late in the game and hotels are already up, you should look to the absolute income for the best property, and there the rank changes:

      1. Green
      2. Yellow
      3. Red
      4. Orange
      5. Dark Blue
    3. Re:Hmmph. by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place.

      No, they're called Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street. The BBC is, funnily enough, British. Why should they use the American version of the game for their list?

      And personally my biggest WTF is #29. When faced with danger, the octopus can wrap six of its legs around its head to disguise itself as a fallen coconut shell and escape by walking backwards on the other two legs, scientists discovered.

      How the hell do they know it was trying to pretned to be a coconut shell? Were these research scientists cast members of Monty Python's Flying Circus by any chance?

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    4. Re:Hmmph. by Tordek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh, it disguises as a coconut to be carried by swallows. It even includes the string.

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  10. Bananas too by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "12. Until the 1940s rhubarb was considered a vegetable. It became a fruit when US customs officials, baffled by the foreign food, decided it should be classified according to the way it was eaten."

    Funny, but pretty much the same goes for bananas. They are considered fruits, as they really are vegetables (and africans consider them as such, according to what I heard)

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    1. Re:Bananas too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Umm no. Fruits contain seeds, vegetables are any other part of a plant.
      Tomatoes are fruit, bananas are fruit, rhubarb is a vegetable. Bananas
      are a staple in many parts of the world, though we don't normally think
      of fruits as staples. More often it's tubers or grains...

    2. Re:Bananas too by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tomatoes are vegetables, according to the U.S. Supreme Court (Nix vs Hedden, 1893). Vegetables are served with dinner, fruits are eaten for dessert. (This also allowed schools to count hamburger ketchup as a vegetable serving in school lunches.)

      "Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans, and peas. But in the common language of the people, whether sellers or consumers of provisions, all these are vegetables which are grown in kitchen gardens, and which, whether eaten cooked or raw, are, like potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, cauliflower, cabbage, celery, and lettuce, usually served at dinner in, with, or after the soup, fish, or meats which constitute the principal part of the repast, and not, like fruits generally, as dessert."

  11. Re:Topical? by Rellik66 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Under what resolution?

    umm, 1024x768?

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  12. A bunch of hot air..... by jakebluez · · Score: 4, Funny

    66. The hotter it is, the more difficult it is for aeroplanes to take off. Air passengers in Nevada, where temperatures have reached 120F, have been told they can't fly.

    Funny. I was sure my flight instructor told me this the first day of flight school. I guess this explains the success of the European aerospace industry.

    1. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by jakebluez · · Score: 3, Informative
      No the density of the air changes at higher heat. Normal aircraft performance is calculated for ISA (International Standard Atmosphere) as 1atm (29.92 in of Mercury) and about 60 degrees Fahrenheit (15 degrees Celsius, just to keep the Europeans happy).

      When air heats up the density decreases, and changes the pressure at sea level. A plane will perform worse at lower altitudes. In affect you are taking off at a lower altitude. Your wings have less mass to push against. Most people think that Bernoulli's Principal is what makes a plane fly, and while it plays a major role, more lift is created by the angle of attack angle of attack of the wing.

  13. Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by James_G · · Score: 4, Funny
    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

    No Stairway? Denied!

    1. Re:Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by Howzer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The best guitar shop in Sydney, Australia has a sign:

      "Play 'Stairway' or 'Classical Gas' and we'll staple your elbows together."

      They're letting people off _way_ too easy IMO.

  14. 20 is obvious by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny
    20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood.

    Obviously. Had she ever used his software, she would have cut off his head.

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  15. Re:#39 by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, we have em to make money. Polling stations are usually setup at schools. The school gets a couple of parents to come down and organize a barbecue. You get a good couple of thousand people through even a small polling station, that's a pretty darn big market for the cost of gas and a few sausages.

    For what it's worth, the one I go to sells lamingtons.

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  16. In Soviet Russia... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Russian translates YOU!

    Seriously though:

    Does this have anything to do with the Adlai Stevenson incident?

    "
    "Do you, Ambassador Zorin, deny that the U.S.S.R. has placed and is placing medium- and intermediate-range missiles and sites in Cuba?... Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?" Zorin responded, "I am not in an American courtroom, sir, and I do not wish to answer a question put to me in the manner in which a prosecutor does-" Then Stevenson interrupted and said, "You are in the courtroom of world opinion right now, and you can answer yes or no. You have denied that they exist, and I want to know whether I have understood you correctly.... I am prepared to wait for my answer until hell freezes over, if that's your decision. And I am also prepared to present the evidence in this room."
    "

    (Hilarious site: http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/world_language s/36160)

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  17. Queen's Computer by rapidweather · · Score: 3, Interesting

    20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood.
    I take her word for it, no computer in Buckingham Palace.
    Grandmotherly types (like the Queen) tend to say things like that. Basically, they want to make you look good. I'll bet Bill Gates felt 10 feet tall after she said that.
    In this day and age of new discoveries, etc. grandmothers have lots of material. Anyone ever had their grandmother say, "Who would ever have thought of such a thing!" concerning some new technology.
    Having said that, here is a link to a report that says the Queen apparently knows how to email school children, having set a record for the largest group email the Queen has ever sent.
    The Queen does not really touch the computer though, she has it done...
    But, did anyone see that picture of Pope John Paul II on his laptop?
    They took it down after he died, but he was supposedly answering email when the picture was taken. The top of the laptop had the papal crest, if that is what it is called.
    Here is a link to a statement from 1989 by John Paul II that has some sections concerning computers. What a great guy he was, we all miss him. Goodbye, 2005!

  18. Re:Hmmm... by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here are some real-life examples:

    One Hundred & Ninety-Nine Barrels of Whiskey v. United States, 94 U.S. 86

    UNITED STATES of America, Plaintiff, v. ONE 1988 PREVOST LIBERTY MOTOR HOME, Measuring 40 Feet in Length, also known by Vehicle Identification Number 2P9M33403J, and Bearing Oregon License Plate H998173, Defendant

    7 Fifths Old Grand-Dad Whiskey v. U.S., 158 F.2d 34

    Pennsylvania v. $7,000 in U.S. Currency, 742 A.2d 711

    Mayo v. Satan and His Staff 54 F.R.D. 282 This one is interesting because the judge threw out the case based on the fact that the plaintiff could not prove he served notice to the defendent (that being the aforenamed Mr. Satan and his staff in Hell).

  19. There is a London monopoly edition by Master+Of+Ninja · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having a look at the Wikipedia Monopoly article, you can easily see that the London edition was the 2nd edition made, and came out the year after the Atlantic City edition. The London edition (which is also apparently the standard UK and Commonwealth edition) is the one the BBC uses so the street names are correct. Forgetting the localised editions, the 'London" edition would probably be competing with the Atlantic City version in worldwide numbers.

  20. Re:Number 11 by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Depends. Does the child arrive requiring assembly and packaged with an Allen wrench?