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Microsoft Teams Up With Japanese VoIP Carrier
paritosh wrote to mention an Ars article about the joining up of Microsoft and Softbank to provide enterprise-level VoIP, IM, email, Internet, and groupware to the Japanese market. They are already discussing bringing it to the U.S. if it succeeds there. From the article: "With Softbank BB supplying most of the VoIP infrastructure, Microsoft's primary focus in this agreement will be providing hosted versions of its server products. Some of the products mentioned in the agreement include Exchange 2003, Office Live Communications Server 2005 and SharePoint. I wouldn't be surprised to see Windows Messenger make its way into the mix considering its new PC-to-POTS capability, which can act as a segue into the larger areas of the VoIP market in North America."
Saturday December 31, 2005
Jmax (GNAP) - Miami, Florida, USA - GNAA leader timecop announced earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success." In 2005 the GNAA found itself a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members. Also, in 2005, GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.
The War on Blogs is a front led by timecop against blogs and Jews. Blogs are a new form of spam used by politicians in order to gain votes and spread propaganda, and by denizens of the Internet (or "netizens") in order to gain fame and popularity. They are primarily used for self-promotion and other selfish uses. Jews are often the maintainer of blogs, as acts such as self-promotion and seeking fame are the priorities of Jews.
Other successful acts by the GNAA in 2005 include the obtaining of staff status on the IRC network freenode by ex-member Grog which led to panic and drama, and the trolling of avchat gooks. Said gooks were met by such lead trolls as depakoye, Staos, Jmax, and lenny. They were shocked to see the hideously obese body of depakote masturbating itself. depakote comments on the subject: "I find eating my own seed a way of sustenance. This is basically a secret passed down to me from ancient times, a method of nearly unlimited energy.
"I've gained massive amount of weight in my earlier years because of my theory of atomic compression. The weight of my body against my testes and grundle produces an effect which nearly mimics a fusion reaction, binding the atoms of the semen into a super-dense fluid, which is said to have magical powers on whomever it is blessed upon."
I, for one, was disgusted and amazed at the absolute idiotic genius of the beast that is depakote. The very sight of his large black body aroused me in such a manner that cannot be described, only felt. The nauseating stench of his semen caused me to ejaculate on sight. Needless to say, a Gay Nigger orgy occurred
2005 also proved to be a grim year for the GNAA; members l0de and Staos, and leader timecop, died. Lead technician l0de died in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina, which become the source of pain and suffering for many niggers in the area. Staos died of leukemia in mid-November. Leader timecop died a tragic death in late December when he was killed in a car accident while on his cell phone IRCing.
2006 will be a good year for the GNAA. The LastMeasure's new updates will be tested in full; and rumors of a partnership with hai2u are rampant. Without giving out too much information, I can say with confidence that hai2u will be playing a larger part in GNAA business affairs.
About hai2u:
hai2u.com is a publicly held (NASDAQ: HAI2) Fortune 500 company, with operations based in Phoenix, AZ. Founded in 2004 by CEO Jim Blecenkley the company currently employs more than fifteen hundred diverse Americans, generating annual revenus in excess of approximately 5 billion USD.
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