GNAA annonuces 2005 a success; rings in the new year with rumors of a hai2u partnership Saturday December 31, 2005
Jmax (GNAP) - Miami, Florida, USA - GNAA leader timecop announced
earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success." In 2005 the GNAA found itself
a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members. Also, in 2005,
GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.
The War on Blogs
is a front led by timecop against blogs and Jews. Blogs are a new form of spam used by
politicians in order to gain votes and spread propaganda, and by denizens of the Internet
(or "netizens") in order to gain fame and popularity. They are primarily used for
self-promotion and other selfish uses. Jews are often the maintainer of blogs, as acts
such as self-promotion and seeking fame are the priorities of Jews.
Other successful acts by the GNAA in 2005 include the obtaining of staff status on the
IRC network freenode by ex-member Grog which led to panic and drama, and the trolling of
avchat gooks. Said gooks were met by such lead trolls as depakoye, Staos, Jmax, and lenny.
They were shocked to see the hideously obese body of depakote masturbating itself.
depakote comments on the subject: "I find eating my own seed a way of sustenance.
This is basically a secret passed down to me from ancient times, a method of nearly unlimited
energy.
"I've gained massive amount of weight in my earlier years because of my theory of atomic
compression. The weight of my body against my testes and grundle produces an effect which nearly
mimics a fusion reaction, binding the atoms of the semen into a super-dense fluid, which is
said to have magical powers on whomever it is blessed upon."
I, for one, was disgusted and amazed at the absolute idiotic genius of the beast that
is depakote. The very sight of his large black body aroused me in such a manner that cannot
be described, only felt. The nauseating stench of his semen caused me to ejaculate on sight.
Needless to say, a Gay Nigger orgy occurred
2005 also proved to be a grim year for the GNAA; members l0de and Staos, and leader
timecop, died. Lead technician l0de died in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina,
which become the source of pain and suffering for many niggers in the area. Staos
died of leukemia in mid-November. Leader timecop died a tragic death in late December
when he was killed in a car accident while on his cell phone IRCing.
2006 will be a good year for the GNAA. The
LastMeasure's new updates will be tested in full; and rumors of a partnership with
hai2u are rampant. Without giving out too much information,
I can say with confidence that hai2u will be playing a larger part in GNAA business affairs.
About hai2u: hai2u.com is a publicly held (NASDAQ: HAI2) Fortune 500 company, with operations based
in Phoenix, AZ. Founded in 2004 by CEO Jim Blecenkley the company currently employs more than
fifteen hundred diverse Americans, generating annual revenus in excess of approximately 5
billion USD.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF A
GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood - GNAA President timecop announced
at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America
is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline
business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay
workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative
functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate
downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area,
when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a
state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing
completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane
Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As
George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to
pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.
"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology
intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our
information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was
generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful
usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD]
per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".
timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the
gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are
enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay
universe ahead."
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow
GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation
GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood - GNAA President timecop announced at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.
"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD] per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".
timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay universe ahead."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
* First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
* Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
* Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up..________________________________________________.
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Saturday December 31, 2005
Jmax (GNAP) - Miami, Florida, USA - GNAA leader timecop announced earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success." In 2005 the GNAA found itself a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members. Also, in 2005, GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.
The War on Blogs is a front led by timecop against blogs and Jews. Blogs are a new form of spam used by politicians in order to gain votes and spread propaganda, and by denizens of the Internet (or "netizens") in order to gain fame and popularity. They are primarily used for self-promotion and other selfish uses. Jews are often the maintainer of blogs, as acts such as self-promotion and seeking fame are the priorities of Jews.
Other successful acts by the GNAA in 2005 include the obtaining of staff status on the IRC network freenode by ex-member Grog which led to panic and drama, and the trolling of avchat gooks. Said gooks were met by such lead trolls as depakoye, Staos, Jmax, and lenny. They were shocked to see the hideously obese body of depakote masturbating itself. depakote comments on the subject: "I find eating my own seed a way of sustenance. This is basically a secret passed down to me from ancient times, a method of nearly unlimited energy.
"I've gained massive amount of weight in my earlier years because of my theory of atomic compression. The weight of my body against my testes and grundle produces an effect which nearly mimics a fusion reaction, binding the atoms of the semen into a super-dense fluid, which is said to have magical powers on whomever it is blessed upon."
I, for one, was disgusted and amazed at the absolute idiotic genius of the beast that is depakote. The very sight of his large black body aroused me in such a manner that cannot be described, only felt. The nauseating stench of his semen caused me to ejaculate on sight. Needless to say, a Gay Nigger orgy occurred
2005 also proved to be a grim year for the GNAA; members l0de and Staos, and leader timecop, died. Lead technician l0de died in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina, which become the source of pain and suffering for many niggers in the area. Staos died of leukemia in mid-November. Leader timecop died a tragic death in late December when he was killed in a car accident while on his cell phone IRCing.
2006 will be a good year for the GNAA. The LastMeasure's new updates will be tested in full; and rumors of a partnership with hai2u are rampant. Without giving out too much information, I can say with confidence that hai2u will be playing a larger part in GNAA business affairs.
About hai2u:
hai2u.com is a publicly held (NASDAQ: HAI2) Fortune 500 company, with operations based in Phoenix, AZ. Founded in 2004 by CEO Jim Blecenkley the company currently employs more than fifteen hundred diverse Americans, generating annual revenus in excess of approximately 5 billion USD.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF A
GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood - GNAA President timecop announced at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.
"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD] per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".
timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay universe ahead."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow
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GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood - GNAA President timecop announced at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped. "We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD] per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System". timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay universe ahead." About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS. Are you GAY? Are you a NIGGER? Are you a GAY NIGGER? If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps! * First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent. * Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website. * Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE. If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC. If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up. .________________________________________________.
| ______________________________________._a,____ | Press contact:
| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger
| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | gary_niger@gnaa.us
| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA Corporate Headquarters
| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue
| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356
| _________#1__________?__________