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A Unified Theory of Animal Locomotion
Roland Piquepaille writes "You probably already know that there is a master equation for all life processes based on metabolism. Now, physicists from Duke University have applied the so-called 'constructal theory' to explain how running, flying and swimming modes of locomotion are similar even if they're apparently unrelated. This single unifying physics theory explains how fast animals get from one place to another and how rapidly and forcefully they step, flap or paddle in relation to their mass. In other words, these scientists argue that the characteristics of animal shape and locomotion are predictable from physics."
the characteristics of animal shape and locomotion are predictable from physics
They must be using real animals only. I know for a fact that the Pegasus's shape (to cite just one famous example) isn't predictable from physics.
--MarkusQ
these scientists argue that the characteristics of animal shape and locomotion are predictable from physics
I wonder who could expected the outcome to be the other way around.
Yes, they are the same or different. I could have told you that without a research paper.
You have obviously never hooked a bird up to a tank of hydrogen. I assure you, they're quite buoyant before they explode.
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Well if they're fast animals, and they're going from one place to another, perhaps they do it by moving quickly? Ever considered that?
In related news, scientists also discovered the unified theory behind the ratio of Roland Piquepaille accepted articles to submissions. Applying the so-called 'covetousness theory,' these scientists developed the formula describing the miraculous amount of articles from a single submitter, regardless of merit or ripped-off content. The answer, contrary to popular belief is not 42 but rather one. This ratio therefore implies that every article submitted has been and will be accepted. The reasons for this still remain unclear.
However, these same scientists are hoping to answer the latter question by applying the same theory to the variables of slashdot editor kickbacks and Roland Piquepaille advertising money. More information on this research can be found In related news, scientists also discovered the unified theory behind the ratio of Roland Piquepaille accepted articles to submissions. Applying the so-called 'covetousness theory,' these scientists developed the formula describing the miraculous amount of articles from a single submitter, regardless of merit or ripped-off content. The answer, contrary to popular belief is not 42 but rather one. This ratio therefore implies that every article submitted has been and will be accepted. The reasons for this still remain unclear.
However, these same scientists are hoping to answer the latter question by applying the same theory to the variables of slashdot editor kickbacks and Roland Piquepaille advertising money. More information on this research can be found here
You need to spend less time reading topology books
No, Will Wright's working on a method to procedurally generate Roland Piquepaille Slashdot submissions.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
So my two ton exoskeleton will let me fly?
Mine does. http://stationair.cessna.com/spec_gen.chtml
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Maybe we should worry about giant lobstermen.
Only the ones trying to practice medicine. They're all quacks.
God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
I can just see the MythBusters trying to bust or prove the myth that Bumblebees can fly - or likewise come up with a way to make a bumblebee fly.
You have finally proven what God knew all along. Could a random process be self-optimizing? This is yet more proof of His infinite wisdom.