50 Fun Things to Do With Your iPod

Ant writes "Jason Kottke's Web site has compiled a list of 50 fun things to do with your iPod besides listening to music with those white earbuds: From the article 'In the four years since its introduction, the iPod has proven to be a versatile little device. Despite a relatively closed architecture, hackers have found their way in. Content creators and software makers put information at your fingertips when you're on the go. Would-be designers have added to the fashionable stylings of the now-ubiquitous white ear buds. Hardware makers and enthusiasts have augmented the iPod with new add-on gadgets. Here are a few dozen things you can do with your iPod besides listen to music.'"

Comments

45-50

[biocute]

List 45-50 are slashdotted, so here they are:

45. Blend in with a device everyone has

46. Untangled from useless features in cheap chinese knockoff

47. Free of battery failure with compulsory annual replacement

48. Go deaf

49. Buy back from eBay the iPod you gave someone for XMas, with original receipt and no shipping cost

50. Invitation to the iPod nano class action lawsuit

Re:45-50

[Carthag]

My favorite thing is putting the earbuds in my nose and opening my eustachian tubes. It's as if the music is coming from within your head (well, it is, really).

Re:45-50

[tabacco]

"Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know: Do people want iPods that can be fitted nasally?"

Altoid Box

[superpulpsicle]

Alright the #35 one should not count. That sounds like something fun to do with an altoid box, not an iPod.

for the womens

[Mancat]

iBuzz: a music-activated, iPod-powered vibrator

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=5294

Re:for the womens

[SierraPete]

My immediate thought was, "Okay, you're using it that way and it breaks... How do you explain that to Apple's warranty department?"

Re:for the womens

[kfg]

You don't. You explain it to their marketing dept.

KFG

Re:for the womens

[CvD]

Obligatory bash.org quote:

#346240
(lawngrl): im gonna insert my ipod in my vagina tonight and go to sleep i love it so much
(Fire_on_High): I'm quite sure that'll void your warranty

Missing the most obvious reason...

[MosesJones]

Buying one for your wife... meaning you have to upgrade your home machine to play iTunes... honest dear it just won't run on this single CPU one...