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Bloodrayne Officially Awful

Posted by Zonk on from the again-with-the-surprises dept.

Uwe Boll's latest attempt to kill the future of gaming movies is officially terrible, reports Next Generation. From the article: "Filmjerk: 'In his mind, [Boll] is Steven Spielberg; arranging danger and adventure on the screen with clarity and a roaring sense of excitement. However, the tragic reality is that Boll has all the artistic ability of the average 4th grade finger-painter.'" Update: 01/09 21:33 GMT by Z : 1up has a short and telling interview with Mr. Boll from this past weekend.

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  1. Dictionary Addition by Firewalker_Midnights · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boll: 1) v. To render unviewable "He really Boll'ed that film" 2) adj. In reference to a sight too horrible to look at "That image is just Boll!"

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  2. I can't understand! by Saiyine · · Score: 4, Funny


    How is that you think that this movie is so bad? It is at #37 place in this all time imdb chart!

    Uh? What do you mean with "bottom"?

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  3. David Hasselhoff by lupinstel · · Score: 5, Funny

    We gave the Germans David Hasselhoff, they gave us Uwe Boll.

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  4. ...and in other news by Androclese · · Score: 4, Funny

    A list of headlines that you could never have possibly guessed

    - iPods come in white

    - Sony to sell a device called "The Playstation"

    - Microsoft is a monopoly

    - IBM said to sell computers

    - SlashDot is read by people called "geeks"


    More obvious things at 11:00