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Puzzling Electric Hurricanes

SpaceAdmiral writes "Hurricanes seldom have lightning because they primarily consist of horizontal winds (as opposed to vertical winds). However, three of the biggest storms of 2005 (Rita, Katrina, and Emily) had plenty of lightning and NASA has an interesting write-up about it." Bottom line is "we still have a lot to learn about hurricanes."

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  1. Lightning? Not The Result of Global Warming by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's actually the aliens entering their war machines. See you in the sewers, mate!

    btw, keep away from my rat farm

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    1. Re:Lightning? Not The Result of Global Warming by bloo9298 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aliens? That's silly. Don't worry, Pat Robertson will no doubt explain why the lightning occurred soon enough.

  2. Storms by fireiceviperhotmail. · · Score: 4, Funny

    i hate it when they basicly say " we know nothing " after every sience articly i read on
    the web. I mean ok we get it we humans know nothing ... but do we have to be reminded of it every time ?

    Julien. http://free.hostdepartment.com/8/81fortune/

  3. Plug the hole? by DaveM753 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judging by this picture, the moon looks just about the right size to plug the hole in this hurricane.
    Wouldn't that stop it?

  4. Karma burning by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Funny
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  5. haarp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it just proves they were induced by the Conspiracy! /me loosens tinfoil hat a bit

    1. Re:haarp by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      /me loosens tinfoil hat a bit

      Forget the hat ... loosen your tie. A little oxygen will help.

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  6. hmm by mistermicro · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Generally there's not a lot of lightning in the eye-wall region," he says. "So when people see lightning there, they perk up -- they say, okay, something's happening."

    incase the 100mph winds didn't have your attention already..

    sigh.. hurricanes and their egos.

  7. Allow me to translate.... by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    God is saying...

    "You're screwing up my planet, I'm going to kick your ass now."

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  8. nah! by odinboy71 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats just a glitch in the Bush anti black-people weather machine, a firmware update is expected soon, should fix everything.

  9. Re:Modesty and Knowledge. by Y2 · · Score: 5, Funny
    In other news: Scientists admit that they don't know everything.

    Which wouldn't be noteworthy, except for the numerous other factions that make no such admission, ever.

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  10. Re:Dorothy hit by lightning by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Funny

    I haven't watched The Wizard of Oz since I was compelled to do so in elementary school, but, I believe it was a Tornado that took Dorothy. Having been through both Hurricanes and Tornadoes, I can assure you that they're quite different.

  11. HAARP? by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets just add some conspiracy to this...

        Some of my friends in Florida noticed some odd 'humming' from the MacDill AFB during the storms of the last two seasons.

        In a few documentaries, non-conspiracy type, there were mentions of HAARP being used to steer storms away from high value locations (such as MacDill AFB, home of SOCOM).

        HAARP is widely known to be Tesla's work. Tesla was well known for things that go zap.

        The government has interesting military busdget info (PDF warning)

        Bumping a storm away from valuable places such as MacDill, and letting it damage some oil stuff is worth while. It runs the price of oil up, and the damaged oil equipment can be replaced. Of course, a few people may get hurt, but that's not the government's concern.

        I'm sure NASA won't be informed of the actions at HAARP, so they'll be investigating something where they will never receive the details of how it happened.

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  12. PMS? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Funny

    My girlfriend suggests that it was just the hurrican's PMSing, I am inclined to agree given the severity of the storms.

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