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Study: Waking Up Like Being Drunk
Ant writes "CNN reports that "sleep inertia" leaves some people so groggy, after they wake up, they might as well be drunk, researchers said on Tuesday. "For a short period, at least, the effects of sleep inertia may be as bad as or worse than being legally drunk," said researcher Kenneth Wright of the University of Colorado at Boulder."
I didn't get smashed last night, I just wake up drunk, honest!
Czech language for absolute beginners
So remember folks: If you fall asleep while driving it's very important that you don't attempt to wake up.
Shorry, I dinnt unnerstan that. Where's my damn coffee?
I have this stupid little dog that keeps waking up at night and yipping with this ear-piercing yelp. Something about taking a piss. I hate that little dog. Damn activists would have me in jail if I shot her, though.
So where's that coffee? Oh, here it is. Ahh.
Wow, what a stupid post. Better not press Submi...
Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
... waking up should be forbidden for persons younger than 21 years ;o)
...and dreamt of being at a Black Sabbath concert. They were grinding out "Iron Man", and I was in front, doing some mighty head-banging.
Things turned literal when my head met the window sill against which my bed lay.
I became semi-conscious, with blood streaming from my forhead, but couldn't move well because my right arm was still asleep.
Almost deathly so: my sleeping position had cut off circulation to the arm, apparently for a long time. The Sabbath dream had been my subconscious trying to 'rock' me into a different position. Later, when my arm functioned again and the bleeding stopped I thought, wow, that would have been pretty funny, if it hadn't happened to me...
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
"University of Colorado: Quantifying the obvious since 1876"
"Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
Yeah but do you have scientific evidence that common sense exists?
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
...ever woken up still drunk? I remember doing so after my mate Frank's stag do. Got downstairs, drank some water, out of the house to Fulham High Road to a coffeeshop, bought coffee and a Sunday paper, sat down and realised that (a) I couldn't read and (b) I forgot shoes.
Justin.
You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
I must disagree with the article.
I hate waking up.
Perhaps you should find some other place to conduct that procedure. Most slashdotters do it in front of their PC at night, I think.
Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
Leela: Look at that 5 o'clock rust. Bender, you've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?!
Bender: Hey, what I don't do is none of your business!
Leela: Please, Bender, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself, then for the people who love you.
I'm always tired when I get to work,
yet the women I work with are consistently unattractive all day long.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Obligatory quote: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra