China to Build World's First "Artificial Sun"
cletuii writes to tell us the People's Daily Online is reporting that China is planning on building the world's first "artificial sun" device. From the article: "The project, dubbed EAST (experimental advanced superconducting Tokamak), is being undertaken by the Hefei-based Institute of Plasma Physics under the Chinese Academy of Sciences. It will require a total investment of nearly 300 million yuan (37 million U.S. dollars), only one fifteenth to one twentieth the cost of similar devices being developed in the other parts of the world."
I see the light in Sun Tzu's the Art of War!
But Japan is land of the rising sun!
Isn't this how it works in the US too?
-Disgruntled Grad Student
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Dr. Otto Octavius recently filed suit against the government of China, damn USPTO lets you patent anything these days....
I, for one, welcome our new chinese plasma physics overlords
The article says that the reactor "aims to generate infinite, clean nuclear-fusion-based energy".
.. anyone else a tinsy little bit worried about that word "infinite"?!
Infinite energy?
Uh
I don't know how much longer the real sun's going to last. I mean these days it seems like half the time it's not even up there.
My Greatest Heist - Muisc partly inspired by the unbeatable Qwantz
we have these already, they're called LIGHTBULBS.
When your dad was a kid the Soviets were still offering free delivery of their fusion devices to US cities. Nowadays fusion isn't as big a deal at the DoD, which means fewer resources and slipping goals.
You're the asshole who starts talking politics in the middle of every discussion, aren't you?
Example from your life:
Coworker: So I started talking to this hot babe at the bar yesterday, and we were really hitting it off...
You, interupting: Bush wants to take away her voting rights and chain her to the stove!
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
Disclaimer: I am a plasma physicist working in the magnetic fusion arena.
I do not think this word means what you think it means.
"Disclaimer" here means "take this with a grain of salt; I might be biased." Now, if you weren't actually a plasma physicist--say, if you were a gardener--I could see adding a disclaimer. But since you are a plasma physicist...
i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]