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Cardiac Patch for a Broken Heart

Roland Piquepaille writes "People who suffered from heart attacks or other heart failures often need transplants because their hearts are essentially non-functioning. But imagine what would happen if it was possible to engineer living heart tissues to fix these broken hearts? This is what bioengineers at Columbia University Medical Center in New York City are starting to make. According to HealthDay News, their patches for broken hearts are made of heart tissue grown in the lab. Right now, animal trials are just starting and it will take at least a decade before human trials begin. But when these living bandages are ready for cardiac care, they'll have the potential to save millions of lives in the world every year."

147 comments

  1. comes to mind: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " from the.. bottom of my broken heart...~~~ there's just one thing i'd like you to know...

  2. My patch by Bob+McCown · · Score: 4, Funny

    I prefer my patch for a broken heart. Glen Morangie.

    1. Re:My patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Pfft, I did a Google Image search for "Glen Morangie," hoping to score pictures of some hot chick...only to find alcohol. Pathetic!

    2. Re:My patch by yimmy · · Score: 0

      Oh this is just great, once they can just patch a heart then they'll start releasing hearts with bugs in them just to keep them on schedule

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    3. Re:My patch by i_should_be_working · · Score: 1

      alcohol > hot chick

    4. Re:My patch by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      they'll start releasing hearts with bugs in them

      That's a really surreal image there. Salvador Dali eat your...
      No, wait...

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    5. Re:My patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer my patch for a broken heart. Glen Morangie.

      It's called "Glenmorangie". It's one word.

      Unless you're talking about something else than the whisky brand. If you are, then you clearly don't like it well enough as you don't even know how it's spelled :P

    6. Re:My patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      alcohol > hot chick

      wouldn't that be:
      not-so-hot chick + alcohol = hot chick ?
      well, until the next morning at least...
    7. Re:My patch by hicksw · · Score: 1

      I prefer an Islay malt. The iodide complements the tracks of my tears.

  3. But will this work... by ciroknight · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..for my broken heart caused by my mean ex-girlfriend leaving me for another man?

    No? Then forget it. Back to alcohol and chocolate for me.

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    1. Re:But will this work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm... chocolate.

    2. Re:But will this work... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Chocolate?!? Try a strip club. Just get too drunk there or you might end up another kind of broke.

    3. Re:But will this work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least she left you for a man! Imagine walking in on your girlfriend getting the shocker from some other chick! (And no, it didn't turn out the way you're thinking.)

    4. Re:But will this work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent poster speaks truth.

  4. If it's anything like a MS Windows patch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the heart will work again for a little bit, but other major organs that iteract with the heart will cease to function correctly, and the new patch will somehow allow the heart to be more vulnerable to viruses.

    1. Re:If it's anything like a MS Windows patch... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "If it's anything like a MS Windows patch... the heart will work again for a little bit, but other major organs that iteract with the heart will cease to function correctly, and the new patch will somehow allow the heart to be more vulnerable to viruses."

      Har harr harr heee heee heee giggle giggle *slapping knee* giggle snort.

      Ooo! Tell us the one about the MS car that always crashes!

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    2. Re:If it's anything like a MS Windows patch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK...

      There's this MS car that always crashes.
      A MS plasma TV that only has a blue screen.
      MS chairs that fly mysteriously through the Redmond offices.
      And, oh yeah, MS fanboys like you who have no sense of humor and can't take a joke.

    3. Re:If it's anything like a MS Windows patch... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "And, oh yeah, MS fanboys like you who have no sense of humor and can't take a joke."

      Not at all. I laughed at that joke the first time I heard it back in 1999.

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    4. Re:If it's anything like a MS Windows patch... by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Yah, or the vacuum cleaner from MS that doesn't suck.

  5. Will they schedule them for tuesdays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or move to some other day to minimize heart attacks caused by 'patch overloading'?

  6. Stem cell source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There is a common, deliberate attempt to blur and hide the source of stem cells. Are they delivered from abortions or umbilical cords or from spinal cords?

    Whether everyone else agrees or not, Catholics have strong objections to abortions and, thus, to any product derived from the tissues of aborted children. Thus there is a demand, froma Catholic perspective, and a refusal, from an anticatholic perspective, to differentiate cells derived from aborted babies.

    on vaccines from aborted babies:
    http://www.geocities.com/titus2birthing/VacProLife .html
    http://www.cogforlife.org/fetalvaccinetruth.htm

    http://www.physiciansforlife.ca/stemcells.html
    www.priestsforlife.org

    1. Re:Stem cell source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      But isn't the phrase 'aborted babies' misleading as they have not been born yet. Fetuses may be the correct word.

      Also the phrase: 'from an anticatholic perspective'

      ---FLAME ON!

      Wouldn't an anticatholic perspective be pointing out that the low estimate of catholic priests involved in homosexual child abuse in the US is 10%.

    2. Re:Stem cell source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a strange article. It describes two separate endeavours, although only one is described in the Slashdot blurb.

      The first group is working with rats' stem cells (from bone marrow, and maybe from embryos sometimes) -- but the HealthDay article fails to mention this.

      Meanwhile, the second group is working only with biopolymers, not stem cells... but its representative (Dr. Lee) manages to bring the subject up anyway.

    3. Re:Stem cell source by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Dude, this is just muscle tissue. The heart is not made of stemcells. You heart is in fact a muscle. And muscle tissue can be grown, just like cartiledge (sp?) and bone without the help of stemcells.

      Quit bringing that stemcell debate crap into every medical advance that's out there please.

    4. Re:Stem cell source by nietsch · · Score: 1

      If only there was a way to prevent infectious diseases to spread from these religious nutjobs to other people, I'd say go for it. I love natural selection in action with these people. Unfortunately it is usually their kids that are dying, and they cannot have made a concious decision to risk their lives for some questionable beliefs.
      It could only be with people believing in eternal damnation that a virus that was isolated and attenuated decades ago with the help of celllines from aborted fetuses that the virus offspring many generations later still is to be banned. How many of their children have to die to wash away the sins of an aborion of an unwanted fetus? I thought it was one, he was 408 months old since conception and was nailed to a tree for political reasons. That particul;ar death is sopposed to have washed away all sins, but i guess some zealots feared his blood was running a little thin so they sacrificed their own kids just to make sure?

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    5. Re:Stem cell source by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Would a Catholic go for an post-partum (WAYY post partum) aborted pig's heart valve or mechanical valve?

      Would a Catholic go for a cadever bone transplant or something else?

      While I appreciate the expressions of the Pope regarding this issue, is it really morally any different than a White Supremacist who refuses a blood transfusion from a nigger or kike, with the same level and depth of moral convictions and feelings? After all, if we're to take the Catholic Church with respect, should we not also grant the White Supremacist the same respect over a medical action too?

    6. Re:Stem cell source by tjstork · · Score: 1

      . I love natural selection in action with these people

      You are actually getting it. What's happening is that only religious societies tend to be male dominated enough to reproduce for the expansion of its population. Liberal areligious European society is dying out, as is liberal America. Evolution wins. Irony of Irony, Darwin loves God best.

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  7. Unluckily by DyslexicLegume · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...patches will only be available on the first Tuesday of every month. Any severe heart attacks occuring between these so called "patch days" will have to wait.

    1. Re:Unluckily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to wait for Heart 3.0, instead. Nothing worse than a patchy heart.

    2. Re:Unluckily by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Nothing worse than a patchy heart.

      Not even an achy breaky one?

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      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  8. Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tissue? by keilinw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is all very interesting. If and when they do manage to come out with the cardiac patch I would suspect (as well as hope) that they would have patches to fix other tissue types (striated, smooth, etc).

    I'm also wondering if it was possible to use cancer research to produce an anti-cancer... No I do not mean a cancer cure, but an infection of healthy living tissue. Is it possible to introduce healthy tissue into a body or system and have it spread in a cancer like fashion repairing everything in its path? That would be way too cool!

    --Matt Wong
    http://www.themindofmatthew.com

  9. Dick Cheney by Mike570 · · Score: 5, Funny

    FINALLY, there's hope for Dick Cheney! Now if only they knew how to grow a brain for Georie.

    1. Re:Dick Cheney by gbobeck · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Now if only they knew how to grow a brain for Georie.


      It would be very easy to get donor tissue for that proceedure... just take a chunk out of his ass.
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    2. Re:Dick Cheney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> brain for Georie.

      Yep, it sure looks like George is the one who needs a brain grown for him!

    3. Re:Dick Cheney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why do liberals always seem to attack others' physical disabilities? Cheney has a weak heart, so what? he's a good man who works hard to protect us even with a defect which could kill him from the strain. Bush didn't get the best grades in college, so what? Neither did Einstein. Bush knows who the experts are and he surrounds himself with them in order to protect us from the animals who attacked us on 9/11. Would you forgo protection? Do you want to allow the animals to overrun this country and slit your throat? I didn't think so. I for one am grateful for their help and safety in this wicked world.

    4. Re:Dick Cheney by adyus · · Score: 1


      I'm afraid you're gonna have to ask the Wonderful Wizard of Oz for that...
       
      Besides, if he can't do it, no one can :D

    5. Re:Dick Cheney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A/C you are a Great American to state the Truth. And I'll take a shot at you question. Why? Because they want us to THINK they care about those who are not perfect, when in fact they use those same shortcomings against those they are "protecting" and to advance themselves. It's all an ACT to get CONTROL over people. If you go way back you'll see that some very well known Liberals were against integration of blacks (G.Wallace was a Democrat), were racists (R.Byrd was a prominent KKK member), and even FOR Slavery back during the Civil War (Lincoln was a Republican). They have also instituted programs like the FDR "Great Society" Welfare that KEEP people down, and tell those folks if they vote for them the money continues, else who knows what may happen. They also lost the Vietnam War. Come on you 20 something panty waist liberals and the Euro-wackys who don't even live here let's see you respond with the typical FUD talking points from the Party and the liberal college professors. I can predict what you are going to say, and none of it holds up to scrutiny. Mod me to -100, I got Karma to burn.

    6. Re:Dick Cheney by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      It's a joke about Cheney not having a heart in the figurative sense. Look up the word heartless.

    7. Re:Dick Cheney by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "FINALLY, there's hope for Dick Cheney! Now if only they knew how to grow a brain for Georie."

      Ouch. Be careful with GWB jokes, they can really backfire!

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    8. Re:Dick Cheney by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Cheney, Bush and Clinton appear before the great Wizard, and are promised one request each.
      "I need a new heart." Says Cheney. Poof, the wizard grants him a heart as healthy as a 20 year old.
      "I think I need a new bike..." Bush says, as the others elbow him in the ribs. "I mean brain." Poof. The Wizard gives him the brain of a genius.
      Clinton then approaches the Wizard, looks around and says. "So, uhm, where's Dorothy?"

    9. Re:Dick Cheney by lifeisgreat · · Score: 0

      I assume that "Georie" is some liberal codename for the anti-abortion freedom fighters over at the NRLC, but I can assure you they have no lack of brain tissue!

      I can only pray that more and more people, preferably photogenic children, develop debilitating heart problems immediately. More doctors will then enter the cardiology field instead of being seduced by the cabal of geriatric liberal abortion doctors (GLAD). If just one extra life is born, those thousands of bed-ridden heart patients will be heroes in my book, and I'll know my prayers will have been answered.

      Here's hoping!

    10. Re:Dick Cheney by thatshortkid · · Score: 1

      Mod me to -100, I got Karma to burn.

      no you don't. you posted as AC, pantie waist.

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  10. I could have sworn... by Impeesa · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...you were supposed to patch before an attack happened. I guess I was wrong.

  11. Tissue Engineering isn't just for hearts either. by mwooldri · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My son's bladder was born on the outside - and needed it reversed. His surgeon at the time got to the point before putting it back in the body but then something happened: he moved on. However his new surgeon - Dr. Atala - is a guy renowned in the field for tissue re-engineering. My son's bladder is now back on the inside but one of the exciting things that is happening right now is that he has more of a chance of getting his bladder completely fixed out now than at any other time. His bladder is too small... and needs augmenting. The "traditional" way has been to augment the bladder with intestine tissue (often needing an extra channel for urine excretion), but Dr. Atala has managed to figure out how to augment the bladder - at least AFAIK in animals - with engineered tissue based on the original bladder. And the guy was attracted to our area to continue his research.

    I'm excited about this growth area in medicine - not as a doctor or as a medical professional (sorry I am squeamish at blood) - but as a parent of a child who stands to benefit enormously from this kind of research. I hope and pray that this kind of stuff - patching hearts, augmenting bladders, mending broken organs in general - all develops and gets to the point of viability in time.

    Mark.

  12. Re:Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tiss by Mike570 · · Score: 1

    Assuming this works, it would pave the way for other tissues to be potentially grown. If they can actually make lasting tissue for one of the hardest working organs in the body, I imagine they could easily make it for something else.

  13. Why not stop the root causes? by linzeal · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Either tax cigarettes out of existance, prevent people from obtaining health care on the government's dime if they smoked or ban them altogether. Allowing cigarettes to exist after 400 years of knowing about their disastrous consequences for not only the smoker but people around him is insane.

    Start a fat and salt tax. If you serve more than 100 customers a day and your food is unhealthy charge the expected cost in healthcare that triple cheeseburger is going to cost in 30 years when that customer is just another fat ass with colon cancer.

    Make cities walkable again, set off a portion of every downtown that people can walk around without the smell of diesel and gasoline in their nostrils on an otherwise fine day.

    1. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by peektwice · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. You seem to think that the root cause is the industry that sells these sorts of things to the people that want them. Why not get rid of this "not my responsibility" attitude and point the finger of blame on the individual. There wouldn't be a cigarette industry if people didn't buy them. Likewise fast food. Cigarettes and fast food save us money by killing people sooner. Would you rather everyone lived to be 100 in a nursing home costing medicare/social security 5000 dollars a month? Yeah, that would be cheaper. Troll.

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    2. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      People would still get heart disease, albeit less. And a better solution than taxing those businesses would be for the government to stop paying for health care entirely. If someone wants to hurt themself with unhealthy food or smoking it's their problem, and no one should pay for it but themselves, not even the company that provides the means. As for second hand smoke, I think smoking should only be allowed on private property, perhaps with a cigarette tax meant to pay for the pollution caused by smoking. And if you want an area in a city devoid of cars, then you should be fully within your rights to buy the property and create a one.

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    3. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      That's why I quit smoking and moved out of the city to begin with. We don't need another bad habits tax. What we need is for people to be responsible for their own actions. You get lung cancer from puffing two packs a day for 30+ years? Too bad. You saw the warning labels everyday for 30+ years, and you chose to ignore them. So, you pay for your own medical care. Don't go 'boo-hoo' to the Gov't and make me pay for it. Sounds fair enough to me, at least.

      As for small town living, ymmv but for me it's alright. As long as I can get wireless broadband, that is.

    4. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Smoking is pretty evil... I've been doing it for years and want to quit. It's not easy.

      There are a few things with your argument, though, that you might want to be aware of.

      The mere suggestion that smoking is a significant bringer of pollution is not only idiotic, it's turning a blind eye to all the things that everyone relies on that make a much larger impact pollution-wise for the sake of hyping the problems with cigarettes. If we're going to tax cigarettes based on their ability to pollute, let's use it to build a mass-transit system that doesn't require the use of automobiles, as they cause significantly more pollution. Or perhaps, we should shutdown factories that make the materials used in things like... computers. Or paper.

      On one hand you argue that smoking is "their problem", yet on the other hand you propose that smokers be cast out with no ability to socialize as they smoke. I still live in one the states where you can actually find a bar to smoke in, and there are plenty of options for smokers and non-smokers alike. If non-smoker Joe wants to come into a smoking bar and then complain about the second hand smoke, someone really needs to educate the man on what things like "freedom of choice" and "free market economics" are. If there's a market for non-smoking bars and restaurants (there is), there are going to be non-smoking bars and restaurants.

      Likewise, if you're working in a smoking establishment, that's the risk you take. In fact, the state I live in has a policy that doesn't allow smoking in any establishment *except* these environments. If you can't find another job at equivalent pay to the average bartender or waiter, that shouldn't be my burden as a smoker to bear. After all, strippers aren't complaining that they have to work in bars where they take their clothes off, and have no other options.

      I really don't enjoy smoking, at all. However, it is certainly not my job in life to tell others what they can do in their personal time, with like-minded folks, with all the harms laid out on the table. I'd love to see more effort put into educating people (not this "the truth" shock bullshit, real education, with all the facts, good and bad, laid out. Did you know that people who use nicotine are on average higher-functioning than their non-smoker counterparts?) than the government equivalent of a nun smacking the populace on the hand with a ruler.

    5. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Millenniumman · · Score: 1
      To be honest, I know nothing about the pollution caused by smoking which is why I said "perhaps".

      And I never said that they shouldn't be allowed to be among other people. A restaurant is private property. A sidewalk in the city generally isn't. A government building isn't. If the person or business that owns property wants to allow smoking in it, they should be able to.

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    6. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      Smoking is pretty evil... I've been doing it for years and want to quit. It's not easy.

      No, it's not easy. I can vouch for that. It took me about four or five times to quit myself. A lot of it's I think 'in your head' and how you cope with things, stress, and so forth. I know it's damn near impossible to quit if you're not too happy with your life as it is. But, it does get a bit easier to quit when you take yourself out of bad situations and get yourself a better outlook. Then, all you really have to deal with is just the nicotine withdrawal.

    7. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      My problem, despite good times or bad, has always been about routines.. (I've been trying for several years now) It's almost never about the nicotine cravings, which probably sounds like B.S., but it isn't.

      After 10 years or so, you get used to smoking in certain situations - after eating, taking a break from something to think, in the car, around others who are smoking... Those are the times when it's the hardest, and has always been when I've faltered, even with the gum, patch, lozenges, and even snuff (the nasal kind).

    8. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      Would you rather everyone lived to be 100 in a nursing home costing medicare/social security 5000 dollars a month?

      I hear that loud and clear. Too bad it's going to run out in about 40 or some years from now regardless. (Or so they say) So I say that if you've got a qualifying disability, then you may just as well get your money back while you can. Don't wait for it to not get fixed. ;)

    9. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by linzeal · · Score: 1
      Too many double standards. Cigs are legal but weed is not. I can buy 198 proof alchohol but not laudanum. If you actually had your libertarian utopia I might agree with you, but since government is already in the drug approval business it is its responsibility to protect me from people smoking cigs and costing me money and my health when they do it in public places.

      If you don't think the tobbaco companies are proactive in creating new customers (kids and teenagers) you are delusional. Especially check out ads in S America and Mexico sometime for the subs. of the big American tobbaco companies. Still got cartoon characters.

      People buy fast food because the ingredients that make them are almost all subsidized. Check out how much money is spent on making soybeans into anything but oil, corn into corn syrup or beef into burgers. Your points are brought up in the light that the government has already spoiled the free market, and make little sense.

    10. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      Make cities walkable again, set off a portion of every downtown that people can walk around without the smell of diesel and gasoline in their nostrils on an otherwise fine day.

      I think that the other shoe is finally dropping here. Minimalls seem like a great idea, but they aren't exactly nice to look at and contribute a lot to people getting in their car to drive two minutes instead of either walking the whole way or driving to one or two key locations and walking from there. And I think city planners are catching on, not to mention people wanting to cut down on fuel expenses.

      I recently saw a news piece about a development plan for some area of Fargo, ND where the idea is to build space for homes, businesses, and parks in an area small enough that you don't need to drive. Why this wasn't done in the first place, I have no idea, but I'm glad it's happening.

    11. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father is 82. He has told me that his mother told him not to smoke because it was bad for you.

      I don't mind if people smoke same as I don't mind people doing drugs. I just think that when you are coughing your lungs out with cancer or lying in the street strung out from drugs, the rest of us should not have to pay for your treatment.

      People who are willing to rely on the government
      to keep them safe are pretty much standing on
      Darwin's mat, pounding on the door, screaming,
      "Take me, take me!"
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    12. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Onuma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If people in general were not so stupid, lazy, and irresponsible, we wouldn't have so many fatasses in the states. There would not be nearly as much obesity and therefore Heart Disease would be less prevalent.

      If people would walk, bike, run, or skate to their destinations more often we would have less of an obesity problem also. Moderation in everything, including moderation.

      Cities DO have areas which are not polluted by car exhaust and other harmful things. Have you ever been to Manhattan? There's a small place called Central Park which can be accessed pretty quickly from just about the entire borough. Even in the areas further from Central Park are smaller parks and recreational areas within the apartment complexes. This is not the only city I have been to with recreational areas. In South Korea there is Seoul, Daegu, Pusan, Chinhae and countless other cities with parks. I have seen all of those as well, and they are nice. I have no doubt that most major cities have areas reserved for just that reason.

      I don't get the feeling that I'm being gagged by diesel exhaust unless a bus just drives in front of me while accelerating, no matter which place I'm in. If it were such a big concern, more people would be getting carbon monoxide poisoning.

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    13. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      My problem, despite good times or bad, has always been about routines.. (I've been trying for several years now) It's almost never about the nicotine cravings, which probably sounds like B.S., but it isn't.

      I believe you about the routines, as that was part of my problem, too. For me, it was either after dinner, after just stepping outside, after getting nagged at by the ol' ball and chain, being in the bar amongst other smokers, and other situations like that. A lot of things would trigger me to light up, whether I really needed a cigarette or not, and most of it was pretty much automatic. Basically, I'd for the most part just light one up without even thinking about it. Smoking while driving I didn't do much of, but whenever it would be hot and muggy outside, I'd always have a lit smoke in one hand, and a cold pop (or soda) in the other.

      To sum it all up, the reason why I ended up quitting back in 2002 was that the State of Michigan raised the cigarette tax yet again for the umpteenth time and I didn't want to pay $3 per pack for even the cheapies. Ended up being a smart thing to do money wise as from what I see these days, they're hovering around $5 a pack now. That's a far, far cry from the $1.50 I used to pay per pack when I first started back when I was 17.

    14. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      My father is not quite 62, and the way he coughs half the time, he's probably got a good case of emphysema by now. Course that's not going to be enough to get him to quit. Some people end up having to get tracheotomies, and then they still smoke afterwards.

    15. Re:Why not stop the root causes? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      So you moved out to the "country", great. Us city slickers think you should have to pay the same taxes we have to. Don't count on us to bail you out when you get flooded out, droughted to dust, or burned down to a ground.

      Hey, city slicker, stop passing laws (and the taxes to pay for them!) in the legislature to make the rest of us rural folk pay for your increased infrastructure requirements, crime problems, etc.

      Hey, LA, got an earthquake problem? Well, silly you for living in an earthquake zone.

      In the end, it's a stupid, undefendable argument.

  14. Public Health costs by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Currently people awaiting donors for hearts are assesed on age & how they live & will they benefit a heart.

    I know there are a lot of people who live a good life & then suffer heart failure, but there is also a lot of people simply who simply live badly, they drink and smoke too much, eat too much & they don't exercise.

    If there was a quick fix to heart problems, how many people would change their lives? Would they improve their quality of living or would they simply just resume their old ways & end up having to have the procedure again at the expense of the public health system.

    Im all for ways of improving our chance of living through medicine, but there are a lot of people who bring upon these conditions because of their own lazyness & over-indulgence. Fixing their hearts won't nessesarily make them want to improve other area's of their life which created the heart problem in the beginning.

    With medicine getting better & much more serious conditions being able to be fixed a lot easier, what are the social implications of this, humans are lazy, would it help create a society of people less concerned about their health? And what would that cost?

    1. Re:Public Health costs by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It might cause an initial increase in hedonism, but once you get your chest cracked open, you're not eager to have it done again!

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    2. Re:Public Health costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here in the US of A we don't just treat anybody. you have to be able to repay somehow some way to get expensive life saving procedures performed. sure, they have to do 'basic' stuff on you or at the least 'send' you to a hospital that will, but if you're too poor to pay for a heart surgeon in the US of A then by gum they're gonan let you die, and then use your kidneys, and liver and whatver else of you they can, because you were a good person and put yourself as an organ doner on your DL. let a poor folk die so several health insured people can live, god bless the USA.

    3. Re:Public Health costs by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      but there are a lot of people who bring upon these conditions because of their own lazyness & over-indulgence. Fixing their hearts won't nessesarily make them want to improve other area's of their life which created the heart problem in the beginning.

      You know, you can say that about a lot of diseases. You get lung cancer from smoking. You get liver problems from drinking. People primarily [1] get HIV through doing stupid things that are universally known to be stupid. But yet, we do what we can to treat them. Part of it is selfishness - I'd rather eradicate AIDS than see it mutate into an airborne version, for instance - but the biggest reason is because it's the right thing to do.

      The men in my family tend to die of heart attacks, regardless of lifestyle. It's nice to know that if The Big One hits me while eating an oats-and-tofu breakfast after a morning jog, that the doctors might have another tool to keep me from dying. Screw you and your cost analysis.

      [1] Yeah, children, transfusions, yada yada yada. Look up "primarily" before attempting to "educate" me.

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    4. Re:Public Health costs by chgros · · Score: 1

      With medicine getting better & much more serious conditions being able to be fixed a lot easier, what are the social implications of this, humans are lazy, would it help create a society of people less concerned about their health? And what would that cost?
      Well, when society can't bear the cost any longer, the problem will take care of itself... And if this never happens, then there isn't a problem.

    5. Re:Public Health costs by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Stop your bitching. The problem with the health care system is not that people are not living healthy lifestyles, it's doctors, pharmacutical companies, and insurance companies working in unison to squeeze every penny out of our collective asses.

      I suggest you read this mostly true story about a drug rep in comic form.

      I bet if they stop covering Viagra and buying $20 gallons of orange juice, insurance companies can recover the costs of the occasional extra open heart surgery.

    6. Re:Public Health costs by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Riddle me this, Freaky Spook:

      What happens when the Baby Boomers hit 90 and we get genetic medicine right at the same time, extending their lives to 120.

      How's Social Security going to hold up?

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    7. Re:Public Health costs by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      I bet if they stop covering Viagra and buying $20 gallons of orange juice, insurance companies can recover the costs of the occasional extra open heart surgery.

      Damn, what I meant to say is:

      I'd bet if insurance companies stopped covering Viagra and pharmacutical companies stopped buying $20 gallons of orange juice, we could recover the costs of a few extra open heart surgeries.

  15. Re:Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean like cylon/human hybrid blood?

  16. much better than a... by syrinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll just stick with my lonely heart, thanks. I've heard that owning one of those is much better than owning a broken one.

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  17. Re:Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tiss by Otter · · Score: 1
    Is it possible to introduce healthy tissue into a body or system and have it spread in a cancer like fashion repairing everything in its path?

    Problem is, that's kind of what tumors already are -- normal tissues without the normal restriction on growth. (Yes, I realize that's a huge oversimplification. You don't need to explain why.) Almost by definition you can't beat cancer by adding new tissue to outcompete it.

  18. Because of the AMA, don't hold your breath... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    waiting on them to allow this procedure to be used.

    My daughter was born eleven years ago needing a heart transplant. The four pediatric cardiologists in this state all argued over which of several procedures would be best, but in the end none of them would do a damn thing to help her because the AMA recommended against all of the procedures except a transplant. Legally the doctors could help her, but they were too afraid of the AMA. In the end, we had to do a transplant. That cost $225,000 for just the procedure plus about $45,000 in the following two years before she passed away. The AMA does a great job of screwing people over. They work very hard to make sure that people stay sick for a very long time to maximize the profit of their members. In the end she died of pulmonary edema. Basically she drowned in her own fluids. Again, the doctors wouldn't do what they could to save her. I had to listen to them whine about what the AMA recommends and what the AMA recommends against. In the end, her last stay in the ICU lasted 17 days and not a single doctor would do a thing. They just watched her die.

    Without the AMA, we would have been able to find a doctor that would have helped her soon after she was born. I think that if the AMA had allowed her to start-off healthier, while she might not have lived much longer, she would have had a much happier life and been healthier and more active for a time.

    Expect the AMA to fight against this with everything they have since it attacks the profit of their wealthiest members.

    1. Re:Because of the AMA, don't hold your breath... by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to hear that. That's not something I'd wish upon anyone. Not even on my worst enemy.

  19. Re:Tissue Engineering isn't just for hearts either by Eightyford · · Score: 1

    It's really amazing what doctors can do these days, and your son is very lucky to have such a qualified doctor. I can't even imagine the medical innovations that will occur in the next fifty years, and we'll all probably live much longer (and better) because of this.

  20. The big question by dysfunct · · Score: 0

    The big question is: can it be used to not only fix scarred tissue but also the issues of chronic heart diseases, for example enlarged hearts? There's many, many people with chronic diseases who urgently need some kind of replacement heart or way to fix them up as soon as possible.

    I know somebody who is one of the leading psychologists researching compliance and quality of life pre-op and post-op of heart transplant patients. I also know many patients myself and hope this method will be able to help many of them.

    Right now if your heart is "broken" transplantation is often your only chance to survive. The big issue as the article stated is the long time before a fitting heart is available to the patient and many people die on the waiting list. And I'm not talking about days or weeks - it can take some years before you get a new heart and even then it might be rejected by your body and will have to be removed.

    Many patients will receive an artificial hart ( essentially a small pump inside of you with tubes leading to a small constantly ticking device outside of your body ). As cool as it might sound to geeks it's not too pleasant having to be near a power outlet all of the time or your heart might run out of battery. And because it's a mechanical device it also damages your blood cells. This is the best working method right now because before artificial hearts people had to endure living with a damaged heart for years, which is a very devastating experience ( imagine being out of breath for minutes because you just stood up from a chair ).

    A lot of research has already gone into this and there are already many known possible methods ( for instance genetically modified pig hearts that could be implanted into humans ) any many new to come. What's really needed though is a working replacement for your heart made out of your own stem cells so people won't have rejection issues and have to take immunesuppressives for the rest of their lives making them prone to infections.

    By the way, there's noting as satisfying as a 50 year old guy you got to know as a broken man who could hardly talk and being completely exhausted just from sitting showing you his new daughter with his wife who he impregnated shortly after his transplant. He had to wait for a new heart for way over a year and was very close to death but I'd say it was worth it.

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  21. You saw this coming Re:My patch by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 2, Funny



    Patching is for paranoids, I'd rather check out the bleeding edge release.

  22. Re:Die Roland Piquepaille, Die by sqrt(2) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Isn't Rolan a man's name?

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  23. For female patients by RandomGuySteve · · Score: 2, Funny

    The patch will be made entirely of chocolate ice cream.
    The male patch will consist of pornography and alcohol.

  24. Re:Why fucking bother? by Chrismith · · Score: 1

    Ah, he's just upset that his "O" key is broken.

  25. True Story by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had an old teacher who's had TWO artificial hearts. The first one was your standard pump driven noisemaker.

    However, the pump mashes up the blood cells and was giving him anemia.

    Soooo... They pulled it out and stuck in a new one. This artificial heart has a turbine in it to push the blood along. He no longer has a pulse, just a blood pressure.

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    1. Re:True Story by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I had an old teacher who's had TWO artificial hearts.

      So he's a Time Lord, then?

      (Sounds a bit like my grandmother, who after three hip replacements has difficulty walking, but waltzes divinely)

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    2. Re:True Story by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      That is unbelievably cool. Cyborgs own, and it'll be neat to see what kinda stuff will be around when the current generation gets old.

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    3. Re:True Story by DangerSteel · · Score: 1

      so when this guy gets in a car wreck and is knocked unconcious will the EMT just drape a sheet over him and he gets no pulse???

  26. Still no cure for those without significant others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never thought science would find a cure for...

    Oh. That kind of broken heart.

    If you'll excuse me, I have some more crying to do.

  27. Re:Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tiss by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...because cardiac tissue usually doesn't regenerate. Your heart is significantly weakened after a heart attack, so "whatever doesn't kill you make you stonger" doesn't apply.

    As others pointed out, planting "healthy" tissue that outgrows cancer is just giving someone a worse cancer.

  28. wow... by andy55 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, what a messed up /. story the day ater I found out that my gf has been cheating on me for months (no joke).

    1. Re:wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha!

    2. Re:wow... by kadathseeker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pssh. Please. Was she cheating with a sharp object or something? Don't worry, a little duct tape is all you need to patch that "relationship" back together. Or did the cheating start after you joined /.?

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    3. Re:wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pssh. Please. Was she cheating with a sharp object or something?

      Wow, it sounds like you expected him to read the story, rather than just the title... What's next, will you be complaining about not reading the article?! It's a slippery slope!

  29. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1, Troll

    > Right now, animal trials are just starting and it will
    > take at least a decade before human trials begin. But
    > when these living bandages are ready for cardiac care,
    > they'll have the potential to save millions of lives
    > in the world every year.

    While I can see engineering taking awhile to develop something useful to humans, keep in mind that every year delayed "proving it" to arrogant government officials kills millions a year. Now explain to me why exactly they are a friend to humanity again?

    One good cure for something like this, that's delayed a few years, delayed because of FDA-type bureaucracy will slaugter more people than all those the FDA "protects", even allowing for the wildest, slobbering socialist evils-of-corporations fantasies put together over the last 5 decades .

    But it feels good, I guess, so that isn't actually happening. Couldn't be.

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    1. Re:No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      While I can see engineering taking awhile to develop something useful to humans, keep in mind that every year delayed "proving it" to arrogant government officials kills millions a year. Now explain to me why exactly they are a friend to humanity again?

      You don't catch the non-nerd news much, do you? Even drugs that are tested a lot, but which have some mixed results, end up being not perfect for at least a few people, someone (who is already very sick in some other way) ends up dying while using the product, and then the maker of the product gets sued for millions of dollars. Take for example the recent crop of very effective arthritis/pain meds that have been taken off the market because (possibly) some people may have cardio/pulminary problems using them. So, millions of people who would benefit tremendously from the drugs don't get to use them because people with sensitive hearts or blood pressure problems are taking it without checking in with their doctors, and die (making their families into millionaires on the way out).

      One good cure for something like this, that's delayed a few years, delayed because of FDA-type bureaucracy will slaugter more people than all those the FDA "protects"

      Please make the distinction between "killing" and "not saving some of a large group of people, all of whom are certainly going to die otherwise." Not being sure that you can save people, and avoiding having a drug sued out of marketability is not the same as "killing" people. You want to blame somebody? Blame trial lawyers. Or encourage legislation that would allow people to sign a waiver when they use a new drug/device/therapy. That waiver would let them use it early and absolve the maker from getting sued into oblivion when it isn't miraculous for everyone, all the time.

      even allowing for the wildest, slobbering socialist evils-of-corporations fantasies put together over the last 5 decades

      On that, you're (sort of) right... plenty of things kill people all the time, and it's mostly things people do to themselves. Eeeevil influences in the form of socialist-wacko-nightmare Boogeymen are a pale shadow compared to all of the fun forms of self-destructive behavior that people engage in every day.

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    2. Re:No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's posts like these that make me wish there was a "lunatic" or "incompetent" mod. Why yes, let's let every medical treatment go straight to hospitals without rigorous testing. What could possibly go wrong?

  30. Much More Complex Than Growing Meat by Quirk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Recently there has been a spate of stories about growing meat for human consumption. In growing meat for consumption there is a need for the tissue to be stretched to provide the 'exercise' for the growing muscles. Presently the cost to manufacture a single burger would run into the millions of dollars.

    Growing heart tissue would be much more demanding requring "exercising" the muscle, plus as the article pointed out there are problems of tissue acceptance, adhesion and syncing the pulse of the muscle patch to the existing heart tissue. Given these hurtles it looks like this technology has many hurtles to jump.

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  31. Try it in your own country... by PornMaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Make people responsible for their own lives. Make people deal with the consequences. But having the government take money from people to then pay it out on their behalf later makes no sense.

    Because
    1) it just won't be there for them anyway, and
    2) people then expect to be taken care of.

    That in no way encourages responsibility.

    1. Re:Try it in your own country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fucking sick of listening to the smoking nazi's. If you don't like smoking, go to a non-smoking bar. I think it's about time there was a fucking huge tax on fast food and all the other processed crap.

      I'm sick of people telling me i shouldn't smoke and then getting offended when i say and you shouldn't be eating that pie fattie. The long term health risks of obesity are similar except as a hospital employee i would much rather be moving thin lung cancer patients around than big fat fucking women who need fertility treatment coz their mans dick can't actually get in them!

      I don't know why people in the US complain about paying for the public health system. You guys don't even have one in comparison to other countries. Also your medical care costs way more than other developing countries coz you're populated by money grabbing assholes who have pushed up the costs of medical car exponentially. A well funded public health system would address this by forcing the greedy bastards out of "business". It would probably also go a long way to addressing some of the major social inequality issues you have.

      Much love

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    2. Re:Try it in your own country... by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Than why when I walk out of any grocery store, movie theater or college classroom in America will half the time I be confronted with cigarette smoke? It is my responsibility to protect myself but how can I do that, shoot the smoker in self defense?

    3. Re:Try it in your own country... by Wonko · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of people telling me i shouldn't smoke and then getting offended when i say and you shouldn't be eating that pie fattie.

      I don't normally eat pie... I am not a fan of desert in general, most of the time... But when I eat desert I try to keep the food to myself. I try to keep my food out of other people's mouths and off of their clothing. If you decide not to have any cake at a birthday party do you and your clothes end up smelling like chocolate cake when you get home?

      Personally, I don't care who smokes. As long as they keep the stink away from me :p.

    4. Re:Try it in your own country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amongst all your twaddle:
      I think it's about time there was a fucking huge tax on fast food and all the other processed crap.

      I'd actually vote for that. (Although not with that exact phrasing, you understand.)
  32. For the Bee Gees by writermike · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they'll finally have an answer to their long-unanswered question, "How can you mend a broken heart."

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  33. Re:Why fucking bother? by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

    That's what I get for messing with the threshhold selector. Everytime I do that, I end up ripping on some asshat, and get myself modded down for my trouble. :(

  34. Emo Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick, someone had better tell them there is hope.

  35. try.. by pkplex · · Score: 2, Funny

    atp-get dist-upgrade. Upgrades all the other body parts too.

  36. Hole in the heart by Gyga · · Score: 1

    Can't they aready patch hearts?

    My brother like most people with down syndrome was born with a hole in his heart, the doctors used some wierd material to patch it, they seemed quite good at it scince the doctor had also done a girl born with down syndrome a few hours earlier.

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    1. Re:Hole in the heart by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      The difference is that with Down's syndrome, although there is a hole (usually between the chambers), the heart is otherwise a fully functional muscle. Repair is a matter of staunching the leak with a material flexible and durable enough.

      In heart attacks a portion of the muscle dies (ironically, because of impeded blood flow) and cannot be repaired using current techniques since it would involve wholesale replacement of the affected region to restore full function.

      By way of analogy: a steel plate will fix a skull fracture, but isn't much use if half your head is missing. Same principle.

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  37. Re:Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think in terms of reality for a moment.

    Who cares how lethal it really is when you can make money from suckers who'll buy it?

  38. Exciting! Holy cow, I want this! by Trifthen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This really strikes me as an exciting breakthrough. I had heart surgery back in 1984 to repair a hole between my ventricles that drastically increased the viability of my life. Aside from having my ribs stapled together, I have a Dacron (a type of polyester) patch in my heart because the hole was too large to simply sew shut. Aside from basically being in good health since then, I'm always afraid that the growth of my heart in the intervening years is unduly stressing the patch; I was only seven when I underwent the surgery. I've always wondered if I could have my heart repaired properly; what it would mean to my energy levels, strength and peace of mind.

    The real question is, could they grow a proper heart or replacement pieces from my genes at all? I had six major life-threatening heart defects that were mostly corrected, but there's always that lingering feeling that things could be better. If not for the surgery, I'm sure I'd be dead by now. Hell, I almost didn't make it past two months. Would something like this work for me? Would it be worth going back in there to complete the repairs?

    Who knows. But I have to say this is definitely a thought-provoking piece of information. Unlike people who undergo heart-surgery in their later years, I never had a fully functional heart. Ah, the possibilities!

    For those keeping score, this should sate your curiosity:

    1. Faulty aortal valve: mostly corrected, slight murmur remains
    2. Transposed position (It leans right instead of left): uncorrected
    3. Half expected size: repairs later encouraged growth
    4. Unknown muscle-tissue grown over heart: removed
    5. Large hole between ventricles: covered with Dacron patch
    6. Two small holes between atria: sewn shut

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  39. I'm holding out for... by melted · · Score: 1

    I'm holding out for weight management service pack.

    1. Re:I'm holding out for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one's easy, they just sew your mouth shut.

  40. Finally! by jejones · · Score: 1

    We have an answer to the question posed by the Bee Gees years ago.

    (Seriously... this is great news. I hope it works.)

    1. Re:Finally! by gooman · · Score: 1

      Now to begin work to stop the rain from falling down...

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  41. Great news! Another double Quarter-Pounder, please by koelpien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great news! Another double Quarter-Pounder, please. Extra cheese and bacon.

  42. It's old, but I like it by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    Why did the catholic priest go to Macy's on saturday?

    He heard that boy's pants were half off.

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    1. Re:It's old, but I like it by scotch · · Score: 1
      Seen on the bumpersticker of priest's car: "Abstinence makes the churc grow fondlers".

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  43. Re:Die Roland Piquepaille, Die by ClamIAm · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    His homepage link is ref=nofollow'd. So you don't really have a reason to bitch anymore.

  44. That's what we're doing by backslashdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's what they're doing.

    Natural selection, we are enabling our species to maximize its population and survive regardless of obstacles. That way we can benefit from intellectual contributions of everyone (even those who may have a physical problem). Plus, we also want any good genes the person may have (for example, maybe the person has a bad heart, but maybe they also have an awesome improved kidney gene).

    In a couple generations we may be able to do gene therapy and eliminate any detrimental genes.

    So yes, our curing people of medical conditions is part of nature .. just as natural as the development of language and teamwork ability.

  45. A few issues to address still by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

    This is a very good idea and autografts (tissue grafts made from the patients' own cells) have been used to replace skin on burn patients for some time. However, I see a few issues that need to be addressed:

    1. Proper muscle function. If the cardiac patch grows and replaces the dead tissue, it will not do much good if the muscle doesn't contract and pump blood like real tissue does.

    2. Scarring. The heart would have a large amount of scarring from where the ischemic tissue was removed. Also, the graft would need to integrate into the cardiac muscle around it and that results in scarring also. The scarring could impair proper functioning.

    3. Integration time and materials strength. The graft would need to be implanted into the heart and it must not leak or come loose from the first minute the heart is re-started. Sutures would likely not be enough to keep the heart from leaking blood around the graft and leading to congestive heart failure. Maybe a mesh patch material as they use for artificial blood vessels would need to be used to provide a seal to keep the heart from leaking blood AND as a framework to allow tissue integration. But those have their own problems...

    Once those issues get solved, I think the rest is smooth sailing. It will be very difficult to solve, but I am convinced that the world's biomedical engineers will find a solution.

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    1. Re:A few issues to address still by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I doubt this will be worse than the relative hatchet-job of current heart surgery. While it's true things are more complicated than they seem, I had a heart surgery back in 1984, and they fixed a valve, inserted a Dacron patch, sewed up two holes, and did it all without any of the stuff you mentioned in your post. Imagine how much better it would be with actual tissue instead of formed polyesters and sutures.

      Yeah, it could have gone badly, but it would have been far worse if I didn't get the surgery at all. A few weeks in a hospital with chest-drainage tubes, in and out of consciousness was the price for escaping blue-baby syndrome and impending death. But I always wished there was a better way... now, maybe there is. I like to be optimistic here, because if it works, it really is a major improvement.

      Another kid went into surgery the day I did, for a similar heart problem. He didn't make it. I know techniques have improved since 1984, but I have to think this is a good thing for people born with defective hearts.

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  46. Stem Cell Library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, consider harvesting and preserving stem cells in a personal cell library so in the future if the need arises, somethign can be grown in years preparation to solve an anticipated degeneration, expensive however; but not out of reach.

  47. Every ten years is actually only seven and a half by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1

    I recently attended a talk about longetivity of humanity-- in particular about finding logetivity genes. One of the figures that was presented was on the average lifespan given per year. Since the late 1800's or so, every 10 years, the average lifespan increases by 2 1/2 years. It's a linear relationship that hasn't shown signs of slowing.

    Not as impressive as the doubling of chip speeds, but when you think about it, the average person born today is going to live about 20 years longer than the people that were dying when they was born.

    Some of these breakthroughs have been in the prevention of late term deaths, etc (I think the majority has been in lowering infant mortality). One of the problems I see is that we are living longer, but our metabolic rates are still at the same rate. The longer lifespan is starting to push back the age of marriage, and children. Unfortunately, our biological clocks are still set for a 25 and younger childbirth. While increasing the average lifespan is great, I think we need to actually start focusing on improving the quality of life before we end up with 1/2 our population in wheel chairs and wearing diapers far beyond their time because medicine is keeping them alive.

  48. Re:Very interesting, but why just for cardiac tiss by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

    Still, it's just a muscle, if an unusual one.

    My personal suspicion is that the people they try this on will generally shortly die of strokes, or it will work. When an unusual heart treatment doesn't work it usually causes strokes.

  49. Re:Tissue Engineering isn't just for hearts either by bugg · · Score: 1

    Only those of us who can afford it.

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  50. overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it's not like the world is already vastly overpopulated... Go ahead, figure out ways to make the problem worse by eliminating natural selection and the natural pace of death from the equation.

  51. Already growing new hearts, limbs, in mice by aquadivina · · Score: 1

    [Ellen Heber-Katz at the Wistar Institute http://www.wistar.org/research_facilities/heberkat z/research.htm%5D has been using gene therapy to develop mice that can repair their own hearts and even grow new limbs if they are cut off. This is a biggie..

    1. Re:Already growing new hearts, limbs, in mice by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      Er ...not quite...there was follow up research that showed no signs of repair to heart tissue in the mice. Sorry I don't have the link to hand but google around the subject. I think the new research was 2005...oh all right i'll look it up for you. Try this: http://www.uphs.upenn.edu/mcrc/lepore/publications /MRL%20mice%20fail%20to%20heal.pdf Heart tiussue is notoriously non-regenerative. Thats not to say you can't grow it but that so far it has not been clearly shown that it will regenerate. I would note that the Wistar Institute mice may have some more genetic changes but if they did I don't think they reported it.

  52. Better solution: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    ... or we simply stop eating the trash that lets us get heart attacks in the first place!

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  53. Re:Tissue Engineering isn't just for hearts either by clearcache · · Score: 1

    I agree wholeheartedly. My son was born w/2 heart defects and developed a third just recently. The first two are issues with his valves (aortic valve being the more serious). The next one is Wolf-Parkinson-White syndrome - an electrical problem. We haven't had to move forward with any types of surgeries for any of the issues, but one of the things that they could do if they have to move forward is replace his valve with an artifical valve. He is only 22 months old right now, so valve replacements would need to be frequent as he grows.

    The fact that they're working on this gives me faith that we could someday be looking at valve replacement surgery with a living tissue valve that would grow along with my son. Even if he has to have an aritifical valve implanted at some point before this is ready, it sounds like we're working towards being able to replace artificial valves with living tissue. That would be ideal. We (humans) are pretty good at engineering things, but I'd prefer to trust natural engineering ;)

    Best of luck with your child.

  54. Views of a communist by muhy3 · · Score: 1

    Lets hope what you propose never happens again. Because if it does I'd want you to get heart disease and see just how hard it will be for you to fork out $1mil for the transplant and treatments. You're saying we should not be allowed to smoke anywhere but on private property, then you are preety stupid.

    Firstly with such a law passed, this decreases "freedom". With smoking out of the picture in public places eventually more things will become illegal and with time this world will turn into a dystopia, where everything is wrong.

    You should know that it is in the best interest of everybody for people to smoke in public places. Simply because it increases profits. Here in Australia they tried banning smoking in certain areas of clubs and those areas were always EMPTY. Most if not all clubs have reverted back to complete smoking environments. Its only a few tree hugging hippies and fascists like yourself that cause a stir in a perfectly functional society (be it not perfect).

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    1. Re:Views of a communist by Millenniumman · · Score: 1
      Lets hope what you propose never happens again. Because if it does I'd want you to get heart disease and see just how hard it will be for you to fork out $1mil for the transplant and treatments.

      Someone has to pay for it. Why shouldn't it be the person who needs it (likely via insurance)

      Here in Australia they tried banning smoking in certain areas of clubs and those areas were always EMPTY.

      Ok, but those aren't public places. Their right to allow smoking on private property isn't something I contest.

      With smoking out of the picture in public places eventually more things will become illegal and with time this world will turn into a dystopia, where everything is wrong.

      Should people be able to defile that which is not theirs, or that of someone who willingly allows it

      Its only a few tree hugging hippies and fascists like yourself

      I am certainly not a "tree hugging hippy" or a fascist, or, if this is how your title was meant to be interpreted, a communist. I tend to be libertarian fiscally, and libertarian/centrist in other issues.

      that cause a stir in a perfectly functional society (be it not perfect).

      Honestly, I didn't comprehend the stir I had caused. /sarcasm

      I simply don't think that people should be allowed to defile property that is not theirs, or owned by someone who allows it to be defiled (Essentially anywhere but government buildings and roads. And some property does have to be public for an efficient society. Now, I don't think that this should be decided by the federal government, or perhaps even that of the states. Cities and counties could do it. But if I had the choice, then I would have it be this way.

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  55. fight the real enemy: PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would a Catholic go for an post-partum (WAYY post partum) aborted pig's heart valve or mechanical valve?

    Actually, PETA and various other animal rights people are against all transplants that use animal parts. No joke.

    They are against experimentation on animals. They say that people like the scientists in this article are murderers.

    I wonder what they thought in the 1980s about the insulin (then obtained by the slaughter of pigs) which kept tens of thousands of people with diabetes alive.

  56. But what kind of patches are they? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Are these delta patches? Will I need to completely remove my original heart, and then fully install an artificial and then apply the patches, or will the patches work with my original install? Is there going to be any DRM content in the patch base, or do I get the source code with it? Grrrr.. it's enough to give one a heart attack - gah!! Circular reasoning with recursi- *doh*...*thump*...

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  57. Great idea, until.... by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

    Once capitalism takes hold, and these broken-heart patches become available to the public, they will probably be more expensive than the average working person would be able to afford. I hope I'm wrong, but something tells me that I probably won't be.

    I have a friend who moved to Canada last year, and he has been telling me stories about the health system up there. Basically health coverage is provided by the government at no charge to the patient. I don't know all of the details, but he told me he was in and out of a basic procedure that would normally cost $200-$500 here in the US, but he paid nothing, and didn't really have to wait that long.

  58. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would something like this work for me?

    As a stem cell biologist - yes, in theory (in practise it'll take a bit of work yet - sorry!)(maybe not too much longer though, keep your fingers crossed). Two levels to look at - the cell types, and the overall structure. You seem to be able to make all the correct cell types (otherwise I doubt you'd be alive at all) but had a problem assembling them perfectly (again the fact that you are alive at all suggests a relatively minor problem considering the possibilities). This could be genetic or there could be other reasons (environmental i.e. a burst of pollutants released nearby at a critical time, who knows). If you can make the cell types, in a patching process the structure is controlled artificially, so you shouldn't be any more difficult to patch than anyone else. Where you might encounter difficulties is if you tried to grow an entire replicate heart in culture - but we can't do that for anyone yet anyways. By the time we can, there may well be protocols (growth factors etc) to avoid whatever caused your problems, even if it is genetic.

    'luck! Tell all your friends to support all types of stem cell research, you can never predict where the breakthroughs will come from.

  59. What do YOU want to die of? by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 1

    I wish we'd be more honest with ourselves. I'm going to die, and I know it. If I don't die of a heart attack, maybe I'll get cancer. Money spent on helping a retiree get two more marginal, high cost years might, perhaps, be better spent elsewhere -- maybe on poor children?

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  60. Moral Respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if we do not allow discrimination due to the source of something, how can we then, say, boycott diamonds mined by slaves or near-slaves in Africa from DeBeers, vs. those mined in Canada by people who are not put in mortal danger for a non-scarce commodity. Or avoid beef that might reasonably be tainted by BSE (mad cow disease), etc. etc. etc.

    Thus, I don't think you can make some hard and fast rule that discrimination is always wrong. After all, ALL choices are a matter of discrimination under the original (and apparently, nearly-lost) sense of the word. To discriminate is to choose, but not all choices are right--certainly, to discriminate against someone based on race is wrong, for example.

    Therefore, let us examine the motives: Catholics would have us avoid those cells because they believe (and even if they are wrong, they DO believe) that they come from an act of murder. Racists, on the other hand, simply hate those of other races. Thus, one is motivated from care for another (even if many believe that to be misguided), whereas the others are motivated by irrational hatred.

    Of the two motives, you have to admit that one is more worthy than the other, do you not? Or must we ascribe other motives to delegitimize those we might disagree with?

  61. Re:Tissue Engineering isn't just for hearts either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting you should mention bladders. About 5 years ago I saw a TV program , "Tomorrow's World", which demonstrated a human badder grown in a petri-dish; this was a follow on feature from the human-mouse-on-an-ear thing.

  62. heart valve repair by suitti · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law had one of her heart valves repaired in open heart surgery a few years ago. I was amazed. They said that if they couldn't sew it back together, that they would put in a pig's valve, with somewhat higher risk factors.

    Makes you want to live near a hospital. See? City living is healthier after all!

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    1. Re:heart valve repair by MZoom · · Score: 1

      My mother-in-law had one of her heart valves repaired in open heart surgery a few years ago. I was amazed. They said that if they couldn't sew it back together, that they would put in a pig's valve, with somewhat higher risk factors.

      Makes you want to live near a hospital. See? City living is healthier after all!


      The pig lives in the country, so what does that say?

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