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Scientific Brain Linked to Autism

squoozer writes "The BBC is reporting that a leading scientist in area of Developmental Psychopathology, Professor Simon Baron-Cohen, is indicating that there is good chance that there is a scientific basis to the observed phenomenon that children with highly analytical parents are more likely to be autistic. He believes the genes which make someone analytical may also impair their social and communication skills. A weakness in these areas is the key characteristic of autism."

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  1. pwn3d by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    He believes the genes which make someone analytical may also impair their social and communication skills.

    Genetics thrives on diversity and buckles under similarities; look at incestuous offspring and you'll see that diversity is the core requirement for better results.

    Most of the geekiest people here at Slashdot lack the necessary tools to hold a decent conversation; if two slashdotters marry and produce offspring, the result would be dangerous to society!

    Successful geeks have really hot wives (with possibly no intellect whatsoever) -- so perhaps science accounts for success and rewards success and punishes failure?

    The point being -- if you have a really smart wife, you must be stupid or unsuccessful because that woman will own your ass.

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    1. Re:pwn3d by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 4, Funny

      if two slashdotters marry and produce offspring, the result would be dangerous to society!

      Such an event would probably cause a rift in space time, either that or result in really ugly kids.

    2. Re:pwn3d by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

      And you smoke what flavor of crack now?

      Seriously.


      I was mostly joking around, but on another note -- crack comes in flavours now???

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    3. Re:pwn3d by op12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most of the geekiest people here at Slashdot lack the necessary tools to hold a decent conversation; if two slashdotters marry and produce offspring, the result would be dangerous to society!

      This effect is now known as Slashdautism.

    4. Re:pwn3d by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, it won't happen until they perfect male pregnancy.

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  2. I'm sorry ma'am... by faloi · · Score: 5, Funny

    But your child is an engineer.

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  3. I analyzed the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but I can't communicate my thoughts.

  4. Fascinating fact by Geeky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Professor Baron Cohen is also the cousin of Sascha Baron Cohen, AKA. Ali G.

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  5. Stop the presses! by murderlegendre · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you our new Slashdot motto.

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  6. Pertinent question by why-is-it · · Score: 5, Funny
    Professor Baron Cohen is also the cousin of Sascha Baron Cohen, AKA. Ali G.

    Autism - is it good, or is it whack?

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  7. Dumb Spouses by Brownstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just more proof that I should pick the Hot dumb Cheerleader type for a wife. Honestly, it is for the kid's benefit.

  8. Re:Evolution by E++99 · · Score: 5, Funny
    The point is that a balance is needed. Slashdotters: find yourself an artsy chick to get down with; one who's pretty smart and asthetically pleasing. Add a little creativity to them logical sperm you've been carrying around.
    But try to avoid the phrase "asthetically pleasing" when complimenting her.
  9. Re:Kim Peek & NASA by sgstair · · Score: 5, Funny
    When they x-rayed him, they also found out that his head was mostly filled with water and the result was a severe lack of brain tissue. However, he was a 4.0 grade point average student.
    Well obviously he developed a form of organic water-cooling. This probably allowed him to overclock his brain to much higher speeds than those available by conventional cooling methods!
    -Stephen :)
  10. Re:Evolution by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    But try to avoid the phrase "asthetically pleasing" when complimenting her.

    Use phrases more like "Pardon me, female, will you marry me?"