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Finding Programmers to Build a Website?

Posted by Cliff on from the ideas-that-need-help-implementing dept.

jameseyjamesey asks: "I have a really good idea for an Ajax/Web2.0 website, but I have no idea how to code or put it together. I know what HTML, Java, PHP are but I have no idea clue how to code or program. Due to my demanding job, I also have no time to learn how to code. I have the layout, design, options, settings and method of making money all mapped out. Who can I talk to, and where can I go to work with someone to get my website developed and off the ground?"

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  1. I'll do it by heinousjay · · Score: 4, Funny

    but I bet you don't want to pay my rates.

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  2. Sweet! A Job!!!! by mfh · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's your lucky day. I'm a programmer analyst who would love to get a paying job. Email me! But only if you're ready to spend millions of dollars on this project and give me all the credit.

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  3. Be ready by blurfus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Be ready to have your inbox slashdotted with resumes :o)

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  4. India? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just kidding.

    Indiana.

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  5. We can do it. Great price to get your web site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi,

    My company in India is working to help you develop your web site. We are experienced in all technologies like asp.net and php mysql. We would like you to look at our sites we have done and you will be impressed.
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    We will make your site for $40 dollars and it will be ready for you soon. Please contact us by replying to this message.

    Sandib Ramakrisnakalisanje

  6. Re:Ajax / Web 2.0? by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shhh - I charge an extra 25 an hour to bandy the term 'AJAX' about, and 'Web 2.0' adds another 10. Don't fuck up my billing with honesty and insight.

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  7. Re:Ideas by RealityMogul · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just hold the programmers collection of original Star Wars action figures as collateral.

    They won't try to mess with your idea, especially when you're holding those little light sabers in front of a running vacuum cleaner.

  8. HAHA! by mfh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just sell your slashdot id. You can make a few hundred grand.
    Already bought it on Ebay, so it's not for sale. ;-)

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