Super Bowl Footballs Get The DNA Touch
theodp writes "All 120 Super Bowl XL footballs will be marked with a drop of synthetic DNA to thwart potential counterfeiters (free reg. required to read) who might be tempted to sell phony game-used Super Bowl footballs, which can be worth thousands of dollars. Exposed to a specific laser frequency, the DNA glows to a bright green. 'The chance of replicating this exact DNA sequence is one in 33 trillion,' said the president of PSA/DNA Authentication Services."
Good thing we got that stupid cancer thing all cured, and we can move on to the important stuff!
Any moron who's willing to spend $zillions on a football deserves to get rooked.
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
because no one else is interested in you bizarre sports