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Super Bowl Footballs Get The DNA Touch

theodp writes "All 120 Super Bowl XL footballs will be marked with a drop of synthetic DNA to thwart potential counterfeiters (free reg. required to read) who might be tempted to sell phony game-used Super Bowl footballs, which can be worth thousands of dollars. Exposed to a specific laser frequency, the DNA glows to a bright green. 'The chance of replicating this exact DNA sequence is one in 33 trillion,' said the president of PSA/DNA Authentication Services."

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  1. DNA on footballs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eww... doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?

  2. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  3. Re:120? by geofferensis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well you figure 2 teams, 30 players each. Yeah it comes out to 120. No wait, you need a football, so 121.

  4. odds by shr3k · · Score: 4, Funny

    The chance of replicating this exact DNA sequence is one in 33 trillion

    Never tell me the odds!

  5. What about DNA replicating chemicals? by xtal · · Score: 3, Funny

    IANA molecular biologist, but isn't there a pretty common process for taking trace DNA, then duplicating it en masse for crime scene investigation?

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  6. PSA / DNA Authentication Services Methodology by faceword · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Slaughter a pig.
    2) Slice the hide into 120 footballs.
    3) Serve the leftovers as bacon during the pre-game tailgate.

    All the footballs have the same DNA.

    The glow is related to the discount the company received by purchasing from Chernobyl pig farmers.

  7. $5.00 PayPal Donation... by quokkapox · · Score: 4, Funny
    To the first person who sends me a photograph of a wealthy net-savvy Nigerian businessman smiling and holding up a genuine fake Super Bowl XXL Football.

    The U.S. has a huge trade deficit. Why aren't we exporting this junk?

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  8. From the you-oughtta-know-me-by-now Dept by LouisZepher · · Score: 4, Funny

    1 in 33 trillion is still only a finite improbability, and now that I know the figures, I just need a cup of really hot tea and I'll have myself a goldmine of counterfeit footballs...

  9. Re:Ewwwwww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Christina Aguilera?

  10. And for the rest of us? by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 3, Funny
    Exposed to a specific laser frequency, the DNA glows to a bright green. 'The chance of replicating this exact DNA sequence is one in 33 trillion,' said the president

    And the chances of a potential purchaser having the specific laser to verify their purchase? About one in 35 trillion...

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  11. Go Natural by truckaxle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I missing something here? Why not just make the pig skins from green pigs in the first place. Try replicating that in your backyard.

  12. Re:Perhaps by Plunky · · Score: 2, Funny
    I hope everyone is aware that this expensive, complex anti-counterfeiting setup is just begging to be broken by some sort of extremely simply method.

    Yeah, I bet those pesky Taiwanese have got a flourescent green pig breeding program set up already.

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/01/1 2/1656250

  13. Re:Nice Odds.. by stupidfoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying I have a chance.

  14. Re:Full text by coolgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a related story, Seattle Seahawks Quarterback Matt Hasselbeck is reported to have been hospitalized follow the game this Sunday for strange growths on his hands and forearms.

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  15. Auctions by inferno10 · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, I think I saw a blue dress that has been marked with authentic presidential DNA for sale on eBay recently.

    It glows white when exposed to a forensics flashlight.

  16. Pig DNA by phanophish · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not just sequence the DNA of the leather? Pigs have DNA too.

  17. Re:Perhaps by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone stupid enough to waste "thousands of dollars" on a misshapen ball should be easy enough to fall for the simplest of forgeries anyway.

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