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Computer Virus Fells Russian Stock Exchange

azav wrote to mention the New Scientist story detailing the computer virus that brought down the Russian Stock Exchange. From the article: "As the world waited for one computer virus to strike on Friday, another wriggled its way into the Russian stock exchange and knocked it offline. Computer experts had warned that 3 February could bring gloom for many as a computer virus called Nyxem was scheduled to start deleting files on machines it had infected."

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  1. Wargames by digital-madman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Virus? I wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War....

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  2. Russia has a stock exchange? by heatdeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    And they use computers? This is excellent news!

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    1. Re:Russia has a stock exchange? by cgenman · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it runs Windows?

      Why have I been wasting my life working? Excuse me for 10 minutes while I write a very small shell script...

  3. Re:But Russia has good hackers... by OverlordQ · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or due to the talented Russians writing the exploits for money?

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  4. In Soviet Russia... by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stock exchange gives YOU virus!

  5. Re:Ah, but they didn't say.... by TIMxPx · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's four 286s and an Apple IIe in Vlad Putin's cousin's basement.

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  6. Obligatory... by David+Horn · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Russia, stock exchange fells you!

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  7. Re:'computer' virus crashes Russion Stock Exchange by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because we don't like you.

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  8. Headline wrong by J.+Random+Luser · · Score: 2, Funny

    It should read: Russian Exchange trades in Computer Viruses

    acording to this story on Arstechnica. Altho' I'm getting a 500 error on their eweek reference...