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Early Puberty Often More Hazardous

An anonymous reader writes "CNN is reporting that scientists are taking a look at the social ramifications of hitting puberty early. From the article: "'There is something unique about early maturity (relative to one's peers) that opens opportunities for victimization experiences,' the study's authors write. 'It's not puberty that is what ultimately causes kids to get victimized,' study co-author Dr. Alex Piquero, a criminologist at the University of Florida, told Reuters Health. 'Early puberty seems to open up a different set of doors and social experiences to kids,' he said, explaining that early maturing youngsters may start socializing with the opposite sex and with older, bigger, and stronger youth earlier than those who do not experience puberty early."

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  1. Re:So if the inverse is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats why I haven't been raped by a group of hot cheerleaders yet...

  2. Beta. by Janitha · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I take its like placing a beta release in a production enviornment.

  3. Re:Dumb. by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's 12, didn't you get the memo?

  4. Thank you by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I take its like placing a beta release in a production enviornment.
    Finally. Words the average slashdotter can understand! I mean, it's not like we were going to be able to make sense of this whole "puberty" thing, or this "sex" the article refers to.

    1. Re:Thank you by st1d · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh come on, the average Slashdotter is more than capable of Googling the definition of obscure words like those. It only took me a couple minutes and a similar number of websites before I developed a fair understanding of what they refer to, and the largest portion of that time was getting around the nannyware my parents put on this computer. You'd think they'd stop bugging me with that stuff, now that I'm over 30. :)

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  5. What the article overlooked by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    They failed to mention that teenagers who reach puberty early are less likely to know Javascript or how to use two cellphones to cook an egg.

  6. In related news... by TriZz · · Score: 4, Funny
    It has been proven that hitting puberty early also helps to keep Michael Jackson from trying to befriend you. The long term effects of this are the lack of court appearances and ruined childhood.

    Whatever's in the milk/meat - keep consuming it!!

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  7. Sorry, I couldn't resist by kadathseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, pubery hits you!

    Ow. Man, if the older kids weren't enough, even nature's against you.

    Seriously though, this is llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee. Not tech, not interesting, obvious to anyone who gives it a moment's though, not conclusive or precise, and pointless money grabbing "research" by staticians instead of docs or shrinks specializing in child development. This is /., not a tabloid. We have standards and expectations of our staff of expert editors - not administators, heavens no, this is a very fine and respected company with a reputation of outstanding journalism.

    Okay, that was sarcastic, if I didn't love /. I'd have a life. That doesn't mean I don't think it could improve either.

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  8. Eddie Izzard by mr100percent · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!""

  9. Re:Dumb. by vertinox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when was sex a "self-destructive act?!"

    Only when it burns when you pee.

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  10. Re:There's lots of reasons for this by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
    According to TFA though, the main factor that helps early puberty boys avoid this phenomenon is having a lot of female friends.

    Yes, either:

    A) Non-stop sex
    or
    B) Being homosexual

    will solve this problem completely...
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  11. Re:Dumb. by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's why the FSM intelligently designed the anus to substitute. Ain't no one birthin no ass babies.

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