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Using Barges to Fight Global Warming
An anonymous reader writes "Dr. Peter Flynn, Poole Chair in Management for Engineers in the University of Alberta Department of Mechanical Engineering, has developed what he would like to consider a fall back plan to help combat the effects of global warming, in northern Europe. Flynn proposes using 'more than 8,000 barges moving into the northern ocean in the fall, speeding the initial formation of sea ice by pumping a spray of water into the air, and then, once the ice is formed, pumping ocean water on top of it, trapping the salt in the ice and reaching a thickness of seven meters. In the spring, water would continue to be pumped over the ice to melt it, forming a vast amount of cold, salty water that sinks and adds to the down-welling current to re-strengthen it.'"
Sunday January 1, 2006
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Then again, horseshit would be more effective in combatting global warming than this retarded plan.
Don't be fooled by his website. He likes to plaster his opinion all over the Internet. Wonkette is gay as well, but she only sucks balls and paints on the wall with sticks of poo.
We pay Halliburton to filter out the CO2 and pump it into the ground. It will only cost America $ 250 Billion dollars. We can start on it right away.
+50 incoherent stereotype confusion.
Every republican knows that "chicken little liberals" are all athiests.
What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
Seriously, we're missing the golden opportunity to settle this whole God vs. evolution argument. Leave Global Warming alone. If Darwin (and the global warming FUDders) was right, life as we know it will change forever and we will adapt or die. And some other species will magically grow opposable thumbs and rule the earth. And it really won't matter to those who are left. If the other side is right, we may or may not see permanent changes, but the changes won't be enough to drive us to extinction... we'll just end up vacationing at the poles or something.
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Uh-oh... Did anyone think to file an environmental impact statement before pumping out the naturally-flooded area of New Orleans?