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Children Help Their Mothers for Decades

Itninja writes "NPR reported this morning on some interesting findings regarding mothers and their children. From the article: 'Some scientists have proposed that when a woman has a baby, she gets not just a son or a daughter, but a gift of cells that stays behind and protects her for the rest of her life. That's because a baby's cells linger in its mom's body for decades and -- like stem cells -- may help to repair damage when she gets sick. It's such an enticing idea that even the scientists who came up with the idea worry that it may be too beautiful to be true.'"

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  1. Someone's been reading DNA by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's such an enticing idea that even the scientists who came up with the idea worry that it may be too beautiful to be true.

    A qualified poet once testified under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty, and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in the case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.

    Yes, there is the "Good Hypothesis": that the cells stay in the mom and try to protect her for the rest of her life.

    And yes, there is the "Bad Hypothesis": that the cells gather at inflammation sites and contribute to mom's autoimmune diseases.

    But there is also a third hypothesis:


    That both of the first two hypothesis were concocted by by a wily editor of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy in order to increase the level of universal uncertainty and paranoia and so boost sales of the Guide?

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  2. Re by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 5, Funny

    So My mom has a fetus cache? Or did I leave a cookie?

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  3. I wonder by netfool · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if this has anything to do with women living on average, seven years longer than men?

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    1. Re:I wonder by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Funny
      Nope, I'm pretty sure that's more due to the fact that they don't do stupid things as often. Let's be honest here, men are pretty wreckless.

      nice, your typo contradicted your point :)

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    2. Re:I wonder by Empty+Yo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Statistically speaking, if you remove deaths due to work accidents, vehicle accidents and war from the death statistics, then men live with a half a year of women. Those three factors combined pretty much account for the seven year difference.

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  4. The bugina by bermudatriangleoflov · · Score: 5, Funny

    The miracles of the vagina never cease to amaze me....9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

    1. Re:The bugina by spadefoot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, not the same one, I would hope.

  5. So in essence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Babies are the new brocolli! Eat more babies!

  6. Fathers, meanwhile by muertos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Experience negative health benefits from children.

    I know mine drive me crazy.

  7. Some of the cells by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    are 30 years old and still living in the basement.

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  8. Already been proven in rat brain studies by RootsLINUX · · Score: 5, Informative

    I read something related to this in a neurobiology article back in October. See this link.

    For the lazy, some scientists in Singapore and Asia activated a flourescent green protein in rat males and bred them with normal rat females. After giving birth, the mother rats had neuronal cells with the protein expressed in their brains, making it clear that those cells formerly belonged to their fetuses. And check out this quote:

    "Moreover, after the scientists chemically injured the mouse brains, nearly six times as many fetal cells made their way to damaged areas than elsewhere, suggesting the cells could be responding to molecular distress signals released by the brain."

    Seems like it makes for a pretty damn good argument for this theory to me.

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  9. reminds me of a csi episode by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i just saw

    a guy is fingered for a rape/ murder, so they check his dna against the crime scene dna and find out that he doesn't match 100%, but 50%, implying his brother did the crime

    so csi seeks out all of the guy's brothers, including a crazy homeless schizophrenic one, but none of them match the dna 100% either

    until the lead csi guy figures out what is really going on: the guy is a chimera

    a chimera is a very very rare person where two eggs/ embryos fuse very early in embryonic development, such that only one person results, but one person where different organ systems in the body are from different genetic makeups, in essence, two brothers becoming one man

    for example, the person's brain and bone marrow might be of person a, but the skin and eggs/ testicles might be of person b

    so it is possible, for example, to have a child that is genetically your nephew/ niece, if only your brother's testicles are left of him and you are a chimera

    the point is, the body is very well able to be made of different genetic lineages, without all of the usual immunological tissue rejection issues and such

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  10. Dance with me, Mom! by layer3switch · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Dance with me, mom! Dance the dance of life!" ...fumble, trip, crash...

    So is this mean, I can finally talk back to my mom with same tone?

    mom: ...sigh... the things I did for you, giving you birth through excruciating labour for hours...
    son: ...sigh... the things I did for you, leaving my fetal cell behind to help you heal...

    ps: Mom, I love you. I'm just kidding.

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  11. Re:Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you mean "Cervix Pack"...

    yeah i know, made me groan too.

  12. Re:Hard to believe. by Politburo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey, you know what, you're right. The professional researchers who did this work must have overlooked it. All that work wasted!

    Seriously.. why is it that with every science story that comes on here, there's some tool who says "Hey, what about [ridiculously simple and/or well-known concept]?"

    How do you think these people get to be researchers? Lotto?