Mars Rover Finds Unusual Rocks at 'Home Plate'
An anonymous reader writes "After several months of driving nearly a kilometer, the Mars Rover Spirit has reached the semicircular plateau dubbed 'Home Plate' in Gusev Crater and has unearthed a puzzle. Spirit first got a good view of Home Plate in late August from 'Husband Hill'. The layered appearance is unlike anything yet seen by the rovers."
Outrage and disgust swept through the community today as the Council of Elders confirmed the rumours that one of the mechanized invaders from the sinister blue planet third from our star has defiled one of our holiest landmarks.
Recently declassified vision-waves from the elite team of warriors dispatched to track the invader's progress clearly shows the horrible automaton stretching out its spindly claw towards the Tracks Of The Founder, a most sacred site for G'loshnaks and Z'treems alike.
K'Breel, Speaker for the Council, stressed yet again that there was no cause for alarm:When asked if citizens who viewed the sacrilige via the declassified vision-wave would also be required to satisfy the honor of the Founder by ritualistic gelsac puncture, K'breel replied,
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I had waited SO LONG for the next episode of this hilarious story! :)
Kudos to you.
That's no unusual rock at home plate, it's Sammy Sosa. It seems only the Martian League would sign him.
I'm simply amazed that this thing keeps moving. What was the original life expectancy? 3 months? How longs has it been going now? 2 years?
Unbelievable.
Yay engineers! Yay Science! Yay School!
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Looks like a concrete footer buried in the dirt. Isn't this where Donald Trump supposed to be opening his new Galaxy Casino?
Next up, the rover will extend its probe into home plate. If rebuffed at third base, the rover will revert back to trying to get under home plate's sweater.
/So sorry.
//Couldn't resist.
///Slashies are fun.
Way too easy. It's a dioritic feldspar-porphyr. Can I have a job now, NASA?
has unearthed a puzzle
That's unmarsed a puzzle. Typical terran bias.
It fell out when I wasn't watching where I was going around Deimos, and I had to limp home on solar sails.
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Um, any chance they can return it to me any time soon? Those things are real expensive
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Humming "Ligeti?"
BTW: Did you ever notice that HAL has one eye - like the cyclops in Homer's Odyssey?
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Hard to imagine, isn't it???
I don't suppose its possible to build about a couple dozen of these little guys and put them to work on the moon is it? They could search some interesting areas of the moon for a few years and the data collected could help NASA determine where to land people for retrieval of rock specimens and further scientific research.
Just imagine if they'd found a set of wickets instead of home plate? Then we'd all be in danger from planet Krikkit!
I'm no geologist, by those layered rocks look like some kind of sendiment formation to me. Which would make sense if mars had water bodies of some kind.
Then again they could just be volcanic rocks.
Can any of Slashdot's resident geologists solve this mystery in three of less posts?
May the Maths Be with you!
ObsessiveMathsFreak has it right. That is fossilized sedimentary rock. You can find it all over places like China where several feathered dinosaurs were found recently directly linking dinos with birds.
Anyway, if there is at all a chance of proving that Mars might have once harbored life THIS IS THE PLACE to look. Because its within sedimentary rock that you find the greatest proliferation of fossils. Any self-respecting paleo-geek can tell you that.
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To the parent: Despite the brevity and intended humour, that was still very well done. You have a concept, and an idea to base it on. Why not write a book?
Heck, if you're not into it, maybe a bunch of us can start one together. WikiBooks is intended for textbooks, but a multi-author novella might do just as well.
Then the Americans at NASA would never have any HOPE of understanding what they found.
-Styopa
They never expected the Martians to clean the panels off periodically. (Dust devils, actually) Check out some of the recent photos- the panels are amazingly clean, far better than they ever hoped. Even so, the rovers aren't in good shape- Spirit has no teeth left on the RAT and has several steering motors with issues, Opportunity has major problems with it's robotic arm and how the mini-TES is still working without nighttime heat is unknown.
"Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!"
Maybe these things can find Jimmy Hoffa. For those who don't remember, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Hoffa
This may only be a nifty geological find but what if...
What if the rovers did come across something which was undeniably manufactured. Say the rovers happened upon a rock with a sheet of bent and rusted steel laying against it. What if the robot caught a picture of what would look like a circuit board or some motorized assembly. What then? Would we be seeing pictures of it right away? In a day? In a month? In a year?
What if the evidence began stacking up that there had been a civilization on Mars but it wiped itself out because its politicians were too stubborn and bull-headed to admit when they've royally screwed up. The compounded mistakes upon mistakes upon denials upon coverups resulted in a nuclear-type holocaust which decimated the entire plant. Would we be shown that material?
Undoubtedly the most interesting of finds from the two faithful rovers will never be known to the vast majority of us sitting here gawking at some Martian shale.
So whats the pointy thing protruding above the horizon in the main photo in the linked article here:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11273146/
It's also Terran bias to use the Terran name of the planet. I thought the native name of each planet was the word for "soil" in the language of a political superpower on that planet. What's the word for soil in a major Martian tongue?
Yes, but they'd all be modded down. (And this is the fourth post, so I'm disqualified.)
Generally, bash is superior to python in those environments where python is not installed.
... just like the moon landings. Duh.
I mean, c'mon, everyone knows that cosmic radiation and other scientific sounding stuff would have fried its circuitry and prevented broadcasts back from the planet.
Those pics are from a sealed off area in the Nevada desert.
Huh???? Several of it's motors have steering issues. That only leaves one good motor. Are they spasming in fits or are they just completely gone.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
it's a reversal of Mr. Scott's (rest in peace) technique. give the captain a repair scheduled inflated by 3X, fix in the regular time and presto... you're a miracle maker.
nasa just did the oposite. tell the public the rovers are expected to last only 3 months. if they live 9 months or more... presto. they're miracle makers.
What ? Me, worry ?
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'Home Plate' is a buried star gate!