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Interview with One of ENIACs Inventors

deeptrace writes "On the 60th anniversary of the ENIAC an old family friend of 'Pres' Eckert transcribed some interviews recorded before his death. Very interesting reading. They dispel a few myths, such as the lights didn't really dim when they turned it on, and the military officers did not salute ENIAC."

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  1. Sooo, by IAAP · · Score: 4, Funny
    FTFA: By picking the right gear ratio you should get the right constants in the equation.

    So, if you popped the clutch, your constants may jump in value?

    Ok, Ok, I'm leaving!

  2. Passing the mouse test... by the_demiurge · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's the zaniest thing you did while developing ENIAC?

    The mouse cage was pretty funny. We knew mice would eat the insulation off the wires, so we got samples of all the wires that were available and put them in a cage with a bunch of mice to see which insulation they did not like. We only used wire that passed the mouse test.

    This should be taken to heart by forward-thinking engineers everywhere.
    1. Re:Passing the mouse test... by rewinn · · Score: 2, Funny

      So ... ENIAC was the first computer using a mouse?

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      (See ENIAC VR Simulator ... also using a mouse)

    2. Re:Passing the mouse test... by rewinn · · Score: 3, Funny

      >I think it would be more accurate to say it was built with the help of mice

      ... insert "Hitchiker's Guide To the Galaxy" reference here

    3. Re:Passing the mouse test... by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      but the gorilla you need to chase off the bear which eats the dog will break A LOT of tubes

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  3. Hardware hacks? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm looking to overclock my ENIAC. Any tips?

    Also, does anyone have a copy of Gentoo on punch cards I can borrow?

  4. military officers did not salute ENIAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    General: This is the ENIAC 3000. It launches missiles automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of orders.
            [presses a button]
    ENIAC: Men, take that hill.
            War is hell.
            Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.
    Colonel 1: Man, that thing's great!
    Colonel 2: Don't salute the machine!

  5. First guy dumped for being a geek by leroybrown · · Score: 5, Funny

    During the summer of 2004, my girlfriend at the time had a job taking care of an old guy at his beach house on Long Beach Island, NJ. The old guy grew up in Philly society back in the 30's and 40's and was part of the Doan family, owners of a prominent Chevrolet dealership. I was living at the house too and got to talking to the guy one day and told him I was involved with computers. Then he starts telling me all about how his wife (who had died recently) had dated a guy named Pres Eckert who had invented "some computer". I told him it was the ENIAC and pressed him for details. He told me his wife had dumped Pres because he was always taking her to see the machine and would make her sit around waiting for him to fix some problems before they went on dates. So, this could probably be the first instance of a guy being dumped for being a computer geek.

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    1. Re:First guy dumped for being a geek by theurge14 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He might have also been the first guy to go on a date inside a computer.

  6. The size of the ENIAC by theurge14 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We built ENIAC in a room that was 30 feet by 50 feet, at the Moore School in West Philadelphia on the first floor.

    And on the second floor, we have a room 10 feet by 15 feet where we built the ENIAC Mini, which of course since it doesn't have a teletype, punch card reader or mouse, is more affordable.

  7. Ballistics Missle Research? by Nathan+Cassano · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking back at ENIAC we can now say that the first version of Scorched Earth was born.

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  8. Re:Ahh, maybe not by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wikipedia is a peer-reviewed encyclopedia based on independantly verifiable sources. If it's in Wikipedia, it will usually have its source cited elsewhere.

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    How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
  9. Sure, but the graphics on an abacus suck! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hate those big wooden/metal/ivory pixels sliding around on wires, and all you can manage to create is a single desktop icon before you run out of them.

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    Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
    The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
  10. Re:First program run: direct knowledge by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Funny



    "They had a process by which you had to review any functions that were going into the computer before you put them in... if only we still did that.

    Yes ... if only we had some kind of modern equivalent of that convention... we could call it something cleverly outlandish, like perhaps, a code review . Ahh ... but never mind ... it's a crazy idea that would never work ;-)

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