Google.org to Spend an Initial $1.1 Billion
conq writes "Google.org, the charitable branch of Google, has hired on Dr. Larry Brilliant to create a strategy for making a 'social impact.' According to the article: 'The network will focus its charitable endeavors on global poverty, energy, and the environment.' Brilliant outlines his goal: 'In 10 years, I'd like people to say Google changed the world less for its search engine than for the way in which it changed philanthropy to make the world a better place.'"
Ok, so this can be the designated thread for you to file all your BRILLIANT jokes under.
Yes, yes... I know - I made a pun! I'm just too much for myself sometimes. *insert seal yelps here*.
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I would rather hire Joe Modest.
Now I am sad.
donated billions $$ along with his wife
Would anyone care to donate their wife to me? Just one night...
Ha, turn down google's job, laugh in their faces!
You'd be better off going to Microsoft anyway! Wait, they modified their search engine and OS for China.
Wait, go for Yahoo! That'd be a kick in the... nevermind, they did the same.
Oooooh! Go work for IBM, that would... wait, nope, they assist China with hardware and OS's with the Guangdong Initiative....
I know, Go to work for Dell because they... nevermind, they assisted with the Guangdong Initiative too.
Go to work at a mom and pop convenience store and slowly starve to death living in your mom's basement making minimum wage while Google continues to rake in billions!
That'll show google who's boss! Yeah!
Evil Walrus >83=