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Top 10 Worst Game Controllers

Ant writes "IGN has a top ten list that focuses on some of the brilliantly terrible game controllers that shipped for game systems. Many of these were first-party, out-of-the-box concepts, while others were cash-in ideas from engineers that clearly either didn't have a sense in their noggin, or they simply listened too much to their marketing department. Either way, these controllers are a bad bunch."

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  1. Re:Top ten worst controllers? by Eightyford · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anything aside from keyboard/mouse blows.

    Have you ever tried playing Mario 3 with a mouse?

  2. Nintendo Laserscope by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry any device in which to shoot you had to say "FIRE!" into a microphone was just plain lame. I can't imagine playing Contra or Laser Invasion (the only game to support this contraption) this way..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laserscope

  3. Are you kidding? by Elemenope · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Google made a controller, it would be free, but in China it would have only one (state-approved) button.

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  4. Re:Top ten worst controllers? by svip · · Score: 2, Funny

    I play space sims with mouse, X-Wing/TIE Fighter through Freespace 1/2 to Freelancer and countless less famous ones. Wouldn't switch to joystick except when forced to by Lucas.

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  5. Nobody cares about the Dreamcast controller by murderlegendre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me: Nobody gives a crap about the Dreamcast.

    You: What do you mean?!

    Me: Did you know that in 2002, Sega landfilled six-million Dreamcast controllers, and one penguin?

    You: A PENGUIN?!?!

    Me: I told you nobody gives a crap about the Dreamcast...

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  6. Re:Touchpad by jZnat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, the touchpad gives you bragging rights when playing FPS. "You just got owned by a touchpad mouse!" Extremely humiliating...

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  7. Re:Robotic Operating Buddy by Jarlsberg · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article:
    The R.O.B. functions by recieving commands via optical flashes from a television screen.


    Heh. So that explains the seizure inducing flashes you always see in Pokemon and Anime stuff.