Sun to Give Niagara Servers to Reviewers

abdulzis writes "Sun Micro's Jonathan Schwartz says that Sun is giving away free servers to bloggers who do a good job reviewing their servers. From the blog article: 'if you write a blog that fairly assesses the machine's performance (positively or negatively), send us a pointer, we're likely to let you keep the machine'" Mr. Schwartz, if you're reading this, feel free to send us one with "Attn: CowboyNeal" on the label.

Comments

ahhh... dyslexia

[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:ahhh... dyslexia

[Anonymous Coward]

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Reminds me of Chile...

[raehl]

Pinochet used to have this deal for journalists too - if you wrote an article that fairly reviewed the Chilean government, he wouldn't kill you.

Dell was slower, who would have thought?

[MikeRT]

import java.util.Date;

public class Benchmark
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Date start, end;
start = new Date();
try
{
for (int x = 0; x 5000000; x++)
{
if (args[0].equals("DELL")) Thread.sleep(x * 2);
else continue;
}

} catch (Exception e) {}
end = new Date();
System.out.println(end.getTime() - start.getTime());
}
}

So where's my free hardware? (Tabs were killed by the compression filter)

Won't run WoW, CBN.

[SuperBanana]

Mr. Schwartz, if you're reading this, feel free to send us one with "Attn: CowboyNeal" on the label.

But you wouldn't be able to run World of Warcraft on it...

The advertising campaign.

[klofkorn]

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