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Man Builds 60-foot Tower to Get Highspeed Access

Matt Russell writes "A church was blocking the only high speed signal in town, so he decided he needed to go higher. This is the story of one man's quest to build a 60-foot reception tower in his yard and retire his modem once and for all." From the article: "Well, if you want to have a tower, you need to find one. Buying a new tower is not a good idea, since there are plenty of used ones. In my case, I was in need of a tower that was at least 50', which would cost around $1,000 USD for a new one. The way I searched was pretty simple. I spread the word around town that I was looking for one, and I drove around to see if there was a house with an old TV tower or something like that. If a 30' tower would be enough for you, go to a small town and look for TV tower. If you find one that looks to be in good shape, just go knock on the door and ask if you can buy it. At least 90% of people don't use them anymore, so it's a good place to start! "

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  1. oh by coaxeus · · Score: 4, Funny

    er, what? Wouldn't GPRS or something be a little more bang for buck ? (no, I didn't RTFA)

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    1. Re:oh by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not buy one or two $30 wireless routers and a directional antenna and share with a neighbor that isn't behind a church then.
      Honestly


      Spoken like a woman who doesn't understand that the measure of a man's true worth is the size of his tower.

  2. Why not build it yourself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Scouts we used to lash wood together to build structures. A forty foot tower is not hard to build this way.

  3. News at 11 by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man installs TV aerial

    plans to install new mailbox and gutters next weekend

    details at 11

  4. The atheist solution by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I'd have knocked down the church instead. Less practical, but infinitely more satisfying.

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    1. Re:The atheist solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I willing to bet the church wanted nothing to do with a tower. Those pastors know how much porn would be flowing through that thing.

      "Heres the church, heres the steeple, broadcasting sodomy to all the people."

    2. Re:The atheist solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm agnostic. I'm not sure if I want to demolish the church or not.
      Sometimes it seems like a good idea, other times ... not so much.

    3. Re:The atheist solution by Surt · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the solution they've been trying in Alabama, but people keep repairing the churches and putting out the fires.

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  5. chrch blocks access by Pugzilla · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate when the church does that

  6. HOWTO: by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    O.K., so I read this. The howto can be summarized thusly-

    1: Have a Father in the building trades

    2: "Dad, help!"

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  7. And what do you know by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    so what happened in the next few weeks?
    (multiple choice questions)
    A. The church was blown up in a terrorist attack.
    B. The churche's tower was raised by 60 more feet to get the honest christ followers closer to their god.
    C. Rogers finally started providing cable Internet at that location.
    D. FBI came to the guy's house with various questions on the suspicious activity and took the tower as material proof from the possible crime scene.

    or

    E. A bunch of angry construction workers burned the house down for stealing all that cement, cement rings and the freaking tower? :)

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    Really, the story should've been called "A man finds a way to get a whole bunch of stuff for free and installs a tower in the meanwhile."

  8. Wuss! by davidc · · Score: 3, Funny

    50 foot tower?

    Pah!

    He should'a installed a space elevator in his yard. Advantages: antenna can be positioned at any altitude, communications with access points, police, aliens, etc. rendered easy. Pays for itself from orbital launch fees. Can be covered with tasteful beanstalk for camouflage.

    Aliens? Where's that nanotube hat of mine?

  9. Re:So what.. I built a solar powered repeater... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I built a solar powered repeater for my Internet access. Where is my cookie?!

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  10. Re:So what.. I built a solar powered repeater... by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny
  11. Re:Planning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seeing that he lives in a tiny town with less than 2000 people in Canada I think the official process of obtaining a license to build a 60 feet tower in his back yard consists of the following steps:

    Pick up phone and call the local Mayor
    "Hey Bobbeee, I'm aboot to build a huge ass tower in my backyard. Can I get permission?"
    "Only if you buy me some beer eh"
    "Righto"

  12. That guy needs a life by danimrich · · Score: 3, Funny

    Getting high speed internet was the most challenging experience in my life. That guy needs a life!

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  13. History Lesson by etzel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just another example of how religion gets in the way of technology...

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