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NASA Study Shows Antarctic Ice Sheet Shrinking

deman1985 writes "A recently released NASA study has shown that the Antarctic ice shelf is shrinking at an alarming rate of 36 cubic miles per year. The study, run from April 2002 to August 2005, indicates that the melting accounted for 1.2 millimeters of global sea level rise for the period. From the article: 'That is about how much water the United States consumes in three months and represents a change of about 0.4 millimeter (0.01575 inch) per year to global sea level rise, the study concluded. The study claims the majority of the melting to have occurred in the West Antarctic ice sheet."

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  1. Don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you believe in global warming the terrorists win

    1. Re:Don't believe it by dbolger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its not "global warming", its "intelligent melting" ;)

  2. 0.4mm a year.... by BenJeremy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or a meter every 2500 years?

    Wow.... better shore up the levees, Waterworld is coming soon!

  3. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    West Antarctica was pretty dull anyway. At least East Antarctica is safe.

    1. Re:That's okay by onemorechip · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aren't they both really North Antarctica?

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  4. Beachfront Property!!!! by sjs132 · · Score: 2, Funny

    YES! Finally I'll be able to buy some property in Arizona desert and make millions redeveloping it after the ocean rolls in...

    Any day now....

    2500 years? a Meter?

    Hmmm... Anyone want to by a condo with ocean view in Arizona... Not quite finished...

    Anyone?

    PFFFT!

    PS.. Remember MARS icecaps are melting also... Thats probibly my fault too...

    Why can't people understand CYCLES? and "GET OVER IT"...

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  5. but what are we going to do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    NOTHING !

    those human constructs called numbers and green bits of paper (cash) are far more important than our home planet
    screw your kids and screw their kids i want that 50" TV and Hummer NOW !!

  6. Disaster! by Verteiron · · Score: 3, Funny

    So when do the volcanoes under the ice erupt and slough the whole icecap off into the sea so that the Martians can revolt?

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  7. OMG! Bunkers - now 30% off by Saeger · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Bunkers! Underground bunkers! Get yer *waterproof* bunkers right here! Ensure the survival of your genetic line for only $85,000*!

    Amenties include:
    • A pot to piss in!
    • A pot to cook with (same pot)
    • NASA certified air/water recycling system
    • 30yr supply of 30yr shelf-life freeze-dried dogfood!
    • Wikipedia SQLdump (laptop and electricity sold separately)
    • The collected works of Rush Limbaugh on tape!
    • 8 Boredom-brand cyanide pills

    *Refurbished Y2K model# 1D10T"
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  8. Drink more water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    After meeting the united nations has issued a resolution that will force everyone to drink more water. Tony Blair in a press conferance earlier today stated: "... only 16.5 gallons of water a day is all we each need to chip in to keep the ocean levels from rising..." The scientific community has aplauded this idea and water distribution stations are planning to be setup around the world within the next few months.

  9. Bush's thoughts... by wilburdg · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should see what Bush had to say about the global warming news.

  10. Re:Stop Whining by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny
    the seas will be 35' higher, which will be the end of the world for the majority of humans

    Sure it will suck for companies that insure beach-front properties, but for those of us living in the right locations, global warming will only move us closer to the beach and increase our property value.

  11. There IS a Solution by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many people overlook the benefit of engineering giant, semi-intelligent organic robots piloted angst ridden teens to combat the ethereal extra dimensional presence that is undoubtably melting the Antartic AS WE SPEAK, and will undoubtably attack mankind in the near future. I propose this project be located somewhere in Japan, as they are the obvious leaders in not only organic giant robotic technology, but fitting teen girls into skin tight piloting suits.

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