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Adult Gamers and Their Ulterior Motives for Gaming

twistedcaboose writes "The Philly Inquirer is running a nice little article about why parents game with their children. Seems that adult gamers are still on the rise." From the article: "In a national survey released in January, 35 percent of 501 parents living with children age 2 to 17 said they played computer or video games, according to the Entertainment Software Association. Of those, 80 percent also played with their children. On average, these fathers and mothers - yes, almost half were women - spent 9.1 hours a month gaming with the children."

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  1. duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    why parents game with their children.


    duh! its easier to defeat a kid..

    1. Re:duh! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't seem to have much luck with games, do you?

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    2. Re:duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am a 50-year-old man from Sweden. Can I game with your child?

  2. "Darn!" by LiftOp · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Darn," mutters 8-year-old Rosemary Corcoran, staring at the 52-inch TV.

    I'd be a little more impressed with that TV, missy. That's your college education you're looking at.

  3. Did anyone else read the headline by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    and think of a different meaning for the word "adult"?

    Pr0n with my parents would just be a bit odd...

  4. I only play for one reason.... by Daemonik · · Score: 5, Funny

    That brief 24 hour window when I can crush my nephew in a new game before he can devote all his free time to memorizing all the combo-moves and strategy guides. It doesn't matter if I never win a game again after that, the memory of that defeat is seared into his soul. Muahahahahahahah

    1. Re:I only play for one reason.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's the trick though:

      Kid: So unc, I've been playing this game for a couple of weeks. It rules, wanna go?
      Old Fart: Nah. What about this one though?
      Kid: Never heard of it
      Old Fart: Let's Play... >:D

  5. co-operative play by zmollusc · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can bond with your children by sharing the gaming experience. Even when they are too small to operate the keyboard and mouse, they can always wear the headset while playing CS or Battlefield 2. "Tell DethBr1n90r he is a fucking faggot, honey!"

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  6. Real simple by scolby · · Score: 3, Funny

    I enjoy pwning my newb children on a regular basis. Best that they learn from me rather than out on the streets.

    1. Re:Real simple by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man #1: Dad's starting to lose it. Just the other day, he put the milk outside at night, and put the cat in the fridge.
      Man #2: Yea, bro, I've noticed he's getting worse by the day.
      Man #1: Yea, I'm thinking I should get him to move in with me, so my wife and I can watch over him close. Would you mind helping out on the weekends?
      Man #2: Yeah, right!
      Man #1: What do you mean?!
      Man #2: You remember when we played Enemy Territory? And he'd covert ops our asses left and right?
      Man #1: Yea... and he'd always voip over to use "You've been pwned noob! Just cuz he's got your uni on doesn't mean he's on your team. LOL!"...
      Man #2: Send the fucker to a home.
      Man #1: Yeah... what was I thinking?!

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  7. Re:Oh, the pain. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet my daughter would kick your ass at Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo. She beats me every time. But I can still beat her at Rapunzel.

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  8. Kiddie gamers becoming adult gamers... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When are we going to have a presidential candidate who will make this promise: "A gamepad in every hand and a T1 line in every home!"

  9. Re:Oh, the pain. by shokk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only until the inevitable "Monopoly Moment" (aka, the Great Scattering) where controllers go flying, the console breaks against the wall, and the unstoppable primal scream of Hulk Smash!! Then who Pwnz who, eh?!? Or so I've heard.

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  10. Re:Uninsightful by Jonboy+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying the same toys we enjoyed as children, we still enjoy as adults? It seems only natural that we might outgrow...

    Hold on one sec, FunPhone call.

    Yes Goofy, I like talking to you too.

    As I was saying...

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  11. my father's idea of gaming... by albamuth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in the day, my dad would give me a bunch of magazines and a Vic-20 with a cassette tape drive.

    "Here you go son, I got some new games for you."

    "But there's only a memory cartridge in the machine!"

    "No, the games are in here," he'd say, patting the stack of magazines. "Let me know when you have something typed, in so we can play together."

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  12. A novel idea by Demonspunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never thought of having kids for multiplayer purposes... could be quite useful when your buddies are busy.

  13. DDR's hidden dark side by typical · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, we also found that we were suffering from "video game tummy", until we stumbled upon DDR (Dance Dance Revolution). All of a sudden there was another game, one that involved some exercise, that also keeps all of us interested, but also draws in the other kids. They all want to play. It's one of the few activities (short of watching "Finding Nemo"...again...) that everyone gets into.

    Meanwhile, every time a new DDR title is released, thousands of downstairs-apartment-owning tenants cry out in agony...

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  14. Re:Gaming with my 5 year old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your five year old kid can't read? I think you need to have a wee think about how much gaming he's doing.