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Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool

Jane Walker writes "Take a tour of the multi-layered charting tools of OpenOffice 2.0's Charting Wizard, as you learn to create, edit and master the art of making a polished chart." From the article: "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

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  1. Yarrrr! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deres gold in dem source code!! YARRR

  2. For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by palumbor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel as if I was just verbally assaulted by an informercial.

  3. Usability, is that you? by MrNonchalant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because you know your software is usable when it's described as a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets.

    1. Re:Usability, is that you? by Potato+Battery · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are sitting in front of a computer. There is an icon on the desktop.

      >Make chart.

      Can't do that now.

      >Launch OpenOffice

      You are magically transported from the chair, though the monitor, to the other side, a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors. It is getting very dark. You could be eaten by a grue.

      >Light lantern. Make chart.

  4. Wow by threedognit3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I know this is going to make 15 people happy.

  5. I Saw This Movie by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    I saw this movie. You're going to die horribly.

    And since you're a /. user, you're going to die a virgin.

  6. Re:Hidden Treasures? by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being a hardcore Microsoft Office user, I thought there was a Myst-simulator in OpenOffice a la the flight simulator in Excel. Thank you for bashing my dreams.

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