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Deleting Files is a Crime?

cemaco writes "A former employee of International Airport Centers, who is currently embroiled in a legal dispute with them, returned his company laptop as required. Hoping to find incriminating evidence, I.A.C. attempted to retrieve deleted information from the laptop in question with no success. This employee had beaten them to the punch. He had used 'secure delete' software, in order to make sure nothing could be recovered. He is now being charged with a violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act."

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  1. Deleting Files is a Crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course it is. Wasn't this law passed when Gmail went public? Why if google could get its way, you wouldn't delete shi.. oh wait... :)

  2. Whoa! by LandownEyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The term "damage" means any impairment to the integrity or availability of data, a program, a system, or information;" Whoa, better not install windows. But really, after I close the lid on my laptop it takes a few seconds for the system to come back to life when I open it, technically, the availability of data is impaired in those few seconds (well 30 if it's a compaq). Oh, whoa again! So if I'm watching a DVD and my brother steps in front of the screen and I can't see for a second, then my access to the "data" is "impaired". Huzzah! We're all going to jail! BONG!

  3. Re:Deleting is deleting, period...judge should get by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If what you're saying is true, I say we all get busy emailing our government representatives some choice kitty porn, then immediately reporting them to the FBI as being "in possesion" of unlawful pictures... would that help to get the laws changed?

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  4. Keyword: Networked by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

    That law says whoever "knowingly causes damage without authorization" to a networked computer can be held civilly and criminally liable.

    Here's a simple defense then:

    "I had unplugged the network cable at the time I deleted the files."

    You can't claim damage to a networked computer if the computer wasn't networked.

    1. Re:Keyword: Networked by Em+Ellel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Defense: "I had unplugged the network cable at the time I deleted the files."

      Prosecution Lawer: The act of removing the network wire left the networked computer without wire, therefore it has then became a "wirelessly networked computer".

      (you know they'd say it in a heartbeat too)

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  5. Re:Yep, that's illegal. by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't know companies now had that power.

          Welcome to the New World Order, mein freund.

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  6. So... by babbling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deleting files is a crime.
    Copying files is also a crime.
    What about deleting copied files? Will the two cancel each other out?

    I guess deleting is like killing, copying is like saving someone's life (but still getting sued over cracked ribs or something), and file compression is pretty much torture.

  7. Re:After a careful reading by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Defense lawyer to IAC:

    "Please state the names of the unrecoverable files."

    IAC:

    "britneyspearsnaked01.jpg, britneyspearsnaked02.jpg, britneyspearsnaked03.jpg, britneyspearsnaked04.jpg... clearly the defendant was using steganographic techniques to hide sensitive data."

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  8. Re:Two-way crime by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Probably not, but lawyers have to eat, too. There's only so much sustenance to be gained by sucking the lifeblood out of people.

  9. Re:Two-way crime by krakelohm · · Score: 5, Funny

    a murderer could deny police access to their premises because they would find a body in her freezer that would incriminate her

    You have a crazy ex too?

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  10. Re:Deleting is deleting, period...judge should get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    some choice kitty porn,

    Mmmmm, hot stuff

  11. Re:dont fill in with random, fill in with OP CODES by LoRdTAW · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or better yet Mr. Goatse.

  12. Bush Justice at work by tubapro12 · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is very much like the very logical evidence Bush had of weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) in Iraq.
    1. WMDs probably are or once were present in possession of the Iraqi government.
      • If WMDs are found, they have obviously been possessing WMDs and need to be removed from power.
      • If WMDs are not found, they are obviously attempting to decieve us and should be removed from power.
  13. Geesh. by deanj · · Score: 4, Funny

    The company is stupid for not requiring backups. The guy's an idiot for using his position to start his own business, and using the company're property to do it. He screwed over all his co-workers by doing that, because it takes away from the company's viability.

    I'm really surprised they actually needed the guy's laptop to support their position in all this, they should be able to prove it without that. Going after him because he deleted files is just a vindictive ploy after they realized they had no way of proving what he was doing.

    Sounds like the guy AND the people at the company are both guilty of being freaking morons.

    I mean really.... all of the sudden "Wipe"-like programs are going to be off corporate computer systems? Yeah, good luck with that. That's the stupidest damn thing I've read all day.... and I've been reading /., so that's saying something.