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Dell to Buy Alienware?

An anonymous reader writes "Well, looks like rumors are flying, and Dell may have bought Alienware according to an article on cnet. It really would fit Dell well. They are the last big manufacturer not to use AMD, and this would fill that void. Acquiring this company would also help them grow their business to where they want it to be ($80 billion anually). One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition."

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  1. New Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude.... you're getting an Alien!

    1. Re:New Ads by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that could alienate the customers ;-)

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    2. Re:New Ads by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even better, if your pal's getting a suped-up gaming rig from Alienware, you can annoy him by telling him he's getting a Dell!

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  2. Introducing!.... by kclittle · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dellianware! (ba-dum-crash)

    Thank you, thank you, I'll not be here all week.

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    1. Re:Introducing!.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I'll not be here all week."
      Then Thank YOU! ;)

    2. Re:Introducing!.... by Jim+Haskell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

      *ba-dum tish*

  3. Re:WOO HOO! by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition."

    Please insert ten pages of laughter, Rofl, until the medics arrive to handle the heart attack this creates.

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  4. Re:Hardware and Support by RubberDogBone · · Score: 2, Funny

    They DO have a couple of notebooks with Intel Extreme graphics.

    Ooooh. Must order one of those!

    I had to check twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Sad to see them going lowend.

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  5. AlienatedWare by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    One can only hope that Alienware support and hardware won't be ill effected by this acquisition.

    Sadly it has been affected, now they are calling this new merger 'AlienatedWare', and furthermore, all tech support is done by 'aliens.'

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  6. Alienware should buy Gateway. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'd fit with the whole aliens-abducting-cows thing.

    ...sorry.

  7. Re:Obligatory grammar pedant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "have actioned"

    Do you call yourself a grammar nazi? Go outside and think about what you've done.

  8. And, just like everything else Alienware sells, by Celestial+Avenger · · Score: 3, Funny

    they sold their company at a ridiculously overpriced rate!

  9. Re:WOO HOO! by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    i actually had one tell me his name was mike mackenzie, which made me laugh, since he couldn't pronounce mackenzie properly

  10. It's not true by Fozzyuw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dell has already released a press statement saying it's not true. This all aparently started from a VoodooPC blog, whom is a competitor with Alienware.

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    "The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth." ~1984 George Orwell
  11. Re:WOO HOO! by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of the time call center employees are told not to give out their exact location because some of the customers can get more than a little upset.

    I wouldn't really think India, the answer the GP poster was speaking of, really qualifies as an "exact location"... So you've narrowed the call center down to a region of 3.3 million square kilomters. What's the upset customer going to do, go there and beat up a billion people?

  12. Re:WOO HOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why do you think it's called New Delli, anyway?

  13. Re:huh, how is this a good fit by ZX-3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alienware is more like Lamborghini. They are fast, expensive, exotic, and the people who buy them don't care that they are unreliable and uncomfortable.

  14. Re:WOO HOO! by uiucmatse · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's the upset customer going to do, go there and beat up a billion people?

    If the customer is Chuck Norris, then, yes.