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UK Demands Sourcecode for Strike Fighters

An anonymous reader writes ""The UK has warned America that it will cancel its £12bn order for the Joint Strike Fighter if the US does not hand over full access to the computer software code that controls the jets" Lord Drayson, minister for defense procurement, told the The Daily Telegraph that the planes were useless without control of the software as they could effectively be "switched off" by the Americans without warning."

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  1. We can fix it! by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gee, give us a few jets and we'll get right on writing Open Source Software for them...

    1. Re:We can fix it! by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hate to be around when the emacs vs. vi and/or KDE vs. Gnome flame wars erupt. This time, it's going to be a literal flame war.

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    2. Re:We can fix it! by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Gee, give us a few jets and we'll get right on writing Open Source Software for them..."
      And the first time a pilot requests a feature, you guys will sigh heavily, roll your eyes and tell him there is a free terminal running emacs that he can get to work on immediately if it's so important. ;)
  2. Come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well after 1776 and 1812, can ya blame America for a little fail-safe? /tongue_in_cheek

  3. The real reason. by gklinger · · Score: 4, Funny

    America's reticence to hand over the source code has nothing to do with national security and everything to do with embarrassment. Why? The plane's control software in Visual Basic.

  4. The F-22 Under GPL! by flyingrobots · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they'll post it on Sourceforge ;)

  5. Command Navigation Program by Swifti · · Score: 5, Funny

    More info about the Joint Strike Fighter's navigation software here.

  6. Nothing to see here by lhoriman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lockheed's chief scientist, Dr. Gaius Baltar, stated last Friday: "There is absolutely, I repeat, absolutely, no way that the Joint Strike Fighters could be shut down with a software instruction".

  7. Watching Too Much StarTrek? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 4, Funny
    Of course, if the USA Military didn't have the idea before this, they do now.

    "OK, Kahn. Here it comes....."

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  8. Re:Is that for real? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or, would I buy something as critical as an operating system without having access to its source code...oh...wait, nevermind.

  9. Leaked bit of source code by jjustus · · Score: 3, Funny


    if enemy.shot_down
    cockpit_announce("Top Gun!");
    kill_count += 1;
    if kill_count > 5
    cockpit_announce("Killing Spree!");
    end
    end

  10. That's not it at all! by x2A · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the americans don't want anybody to discover that they've used chunks of GPL code

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  11. Re:Is that for real? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the security at the manufacturer is as good as the Department of Homeland Security's, I guess it will be all over teh intarwenbs within a week or so anyway.

    For the third straight year, the Department of Homeland Security -- which is charged with charting the federal government's cyber security agenda -- earned a grade of "F" for computer security

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  12. Re:Licence agreement? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just return the missiles? Saves on postage and packing, and has a very low rate of vendor complaints afterwards. ;-)

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  13. Re:To be fair by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are at peace with the Brits; We have always been at peace with the Brits. =)

  14. Recompile??? (was:Is that for real?) by soren42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, basically, you're suggesting the Gentoo Strike Fighter or GSF. If I read at least part of your intentions correctly, you imply that every foreign buyer should essentially:

    emerge fighter-software

    on every piece of imported equipment.

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    1. Re:Recompile??? (was:Is that for real?) by Iron+E · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Compiling"? You must be joking...

      pilot@JSF T=0900 $ emerge missile-launcher

      Calculating dependencies... done!

      !!! Error: the weapons/missile-launcher package conflicts with another package;
      !!! the two packages cannot be installed on the same system together.
      !!! Please use 'emerge --pretend' to determine blockers.

      pilot@JSF T=0902 $ emerge --pretend missile-launcher

      These are the packages that would be merged, in order:

      Calculating dependencies... done!
      [blocks B ] engine/thrust-control (is blocking weapons/missile-launcher-1.0.3-r9)
      [ebuild U ] misc/landing-gear-0.7.14-r2 [0.7.14-r1]
      [ebuild N ] weapons/missile-launcher-1.0.3-r9

      pilot@JSF T=0905 $
      Broadcast message from radard (Fri Mar 16 09:05:31 2007):

      WARNING: left aileron destroyed by enemy machine gun fire!

      pilot@JSF T=0905 $ eject

  15. Re:Is that for real? by VagaStorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    First off all; I dont think parent tries to be funny, so stop the mad moding.

    Second; I think many /. readers relate better to cars, remote controled alarms and crack heads than they do to high level politics and advanced military equipment.

    Third; Even I find it rather rude comparing the us military to a crackhead. In some contries embasies are tourtched over cartoons, good knows what this could result in :p