Google Wins a Court Battle
Gosalia wrote to let us know about an article which opens with: "In a legal win for Google, a federal judge dismissed a lawsuit filed by a writer who claimed the search giant infringed on his copyright by archiving a Usenet posting of his and providing excerpts from his Web site in search results." Thankfully, we can all still read Usenet articles on Google as well as other archive services.
1) Sue Google.
2) ???
3) Get laid!
People will pass up steak once a week, for crap every day.
He's in the porn business. He sued for publicity.
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
Google should just start "Suegle" so we all can set up our own personal lawsuits against google.
Features include:
-the ability to blog about the lawsuit and how much of google's money we are trying to get.
-RSS feeds of the latest filings & verdicts
-Lawyers oncall via GTalk
feel free to add any I'm missing
The uncommon form, but `the one most guys, idiots, anticipate' (69) is:
This is the uncommon form because rarely do you ever win the lawsuit. If you should happen to win, however, we can explicitly extract `Profit!' from `???' in the concise form to get the uncommon form just above. In this case 4) is a corollary to 3); everyone knows that `when you've got the riches you can lay the bitches' (138). But we really do not expect to win the lawsuit, so the above information is included mainly for completeness.The common form, the `one you paid $43.95 to see' (inside flap), is:
The main gem of this classic work is the knowledge that `hotties love losers' (207).So, to sum up, hotties love money and hotties love losers. By suing Google you are destined to either lose or get rich. In either case, you will get laid!
Actually, I wouldn't mind a "dismissing total fucktards" precedent being set by this. Not much chance, but I can dream.
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