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Senators Renew Call for .XXX Domain

An anonymous reader writes "It's an election year again, and the usual PR causes are being picked up. Senators are once again pushing for a .XXX top-level domain to 'corral pornography'." From the article: "The bill suggests, but does not require, that .xxx serve as the domain name ending. Any commercial Internet site or online service that "has as its principal or primary business the making available of material that is harmful to minors" would be required to move its site to that domain. Failure to comply with those requirements would result in civil penalties as determined by the Commerce Department. It's unclear whether the measure will go very far. First of all, it could be struck down as unconstitutional, said Marv Johnson, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union. "

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  1. OK, I knew they were pervs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But openly calling for porn?

    What will their wives say? (And you can leave Barney Frank out of that - his "friend" pimped a gay sex ring right out of the Senator's apartment...)

  2. Time to register by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time to register "BringBackPorn.com"

    BBH

  3. Re:This applies everywhere? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well if The Pirate Bay is any example....

  4. Re:pron.awesome by jrockway · · Score: 5, Funny

    ??It'd be like a MySpace, but obscene!.

    A true programmer. :) You use the ! so that it's scoped to the word "obscene" and thus (mentally) need the . to actually finish the sentence. I often write things like: `` He said, "This is a sentence.". '' with the `.".' construction -- the first period ends the quoted sentence and the second ends the complete unit. Grammar nazis dislike this, but it makes sense to people who think like programmers. Glad to see I'm not the only one :)

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  5. "harmful to minors" by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

    In accordance with megan's law, CmdrTaco.net has been renamed to CmdrTaco.xxx

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  6. Hmm.. if this extended to cable television by tinkertim · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, let see what's on channel 169, hmm how about 269 ... wait, try 369 ... nah see what's on 469 .. I didn't mention channel 69 because that's now msnxxxbc.

    There are far more greater dangers our children are exposed to on a daily basis than internet porn. I have a 4 month old and quite frankly my fear that she'll have clean air to breathe is more startling to me than what she might or might not be able to access on the internet. But .. I kind of like to watch my kid and see what she gets into, novel concept.

    This is the result of lazy parents who want their p4 to babysit their children safely, without much attention from them.

    Much like our lawmakers, parent's need to understand technology before exposing their children (or their legal pads) to it. I think congressmen should have to display a CCIE / CCIP along with that spiffy Harvard degree if they wish to legislate the portion of the internet US entities serve.

    But in the spirit of cooperation and being a good citizen, I'll take ta.xxx please.

    Could someone much smarter than I am please calculate the amount of oxygen that has been processed (and wasted) on this effort?

  7. Re:Once upon a time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately, Toad lived in the land of the free where growing weed violates the Controlled Substances Act. The resulting DEA sting was not pretty. Toad is currently serving multiple life sentences alongside murderers and rapists for manufacturing a plant.

    God (Judeo-Christian only, please) Bless America.

  8. Re:pron.awesome by aichpvee · · Score: 5, Funny
    Any commercial Internet site or online service that "has as its principal or primary business the making available of material that is harmful to minors" would be required to move its site to that domain.

    So focus on the family is going to move to family.xxx and the discovery institute is going to have to use discovery.xxx? Sounds like a plan!

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  9. Re:Oh, No, To war we will we go for the .XXX by chris_eineke · · Score: 3, Funny
    Would the U.S. Government then try and block non .XXX porn sites?
    You can pry porn FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
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  10. Re:inconstitutional? WTF? by JambisJubilee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Inconstitutional? That's unpossible!

  11. Re:pron.awesome by Skevin · · Score: 4, Funny

    > There are, however, instances where you dearly wish that you could put parentheses into English.

    I wish it too. I heard a news item a few years back that said, verbatim,
    "Scott Peterson told Amber Frey that his wife Laci had died at a party in an attempt to solicit sex."

    I almost crashed my car, laughing. For those of you whose first language isn't English, the actual statement should have been:
    "In an attempt to solicit sex at a party, Scott Peterson told Amber Frey that his wife Laci had died."

    Damn those clause modifiers.

    Solomon Chang

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