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FBI Agents Don't Have Email Access

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the lazy-it dept.

the_bikeman writes "According to CNN, many FBI agents do not have access to an email account, and only 100 of the 2000 New York FBI agents have a Internet-ready mobile phone. Spokeswoman Cathy Milhoan said 'e-mail addresses are still being assigned, adding that the city bureau's 2,000 employees would all have accounts by the end of the year.'"

12 of 308 comments (clear)

  1. How convenient! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have 4 Gmail accounts with 500 invitations left each! How many Get Out Of Jail Free cards can I buy?

    1. Re:How convenient! by mysqlrocks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or they could get "Gmail for your domain" :-)

      I wonder what kind of ads they would get?

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    2. Re:How convenient! by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Funny

      nah, you need Gman account !

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    3. Re:How convenient! by DerGeist · · Score: 5, Funny
      Looking for TOP SECRET: Operation: Deadbolt? Find it on eBay!

      Can't find Narcotics smuggler Alberto Ramirez? Use AskJeeves.com!

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      ...just imagine them investigating a pedo case.

  2. It's Clear by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's clear that the greatest protection our civil rights have is abject incompetence.

    -Peter

    1. Re:It's Clear by Aspirator · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll bet most of us would like an employer who told us
      by the end of the year
      to get 2000 email accounts set up.

  3. pre-9/11 by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "FBI agents not having e-mail or Internet access is much too much a pre-9/11 mentality."

    Funny, I thought it was a pre-1995 mentality.

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  4. No email is fine by me... by JargonScott · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer my FBI agents to be out attempting to protect me, not forwarding something to their 10 closest friends so Jesus will bless the kittens that day.

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  5. And if they forgot their password by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if they forgot their password to the account they could just get the Justice Department to subpoena their emails for them...

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  6. Access by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> many FBI agents do not have access to an email account

    Not true, not true. They have access to many email accounts, they just don't have accounts of their own.

  7. Re:It's ALL Vanity by Kenshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly he'd try for Agent.Mulder@hotmale.com

    But that still wouldn't satisfy his ego.

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  8. I don't get it by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have access to my email...

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    What?