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Jailed Spam King Caught Conspiring to Kill Witness

An anonymous reader writes "Spam king Christopher William Smith, aka Rizler, is facing up to life in prison for conspiracy to tamper with a witness and up to 20 years for endeavoring to obstruct justice. The charges are based on an alleged phone call in which he threatened to have a witness or the witness' family killed to prevent them from testifying against him in an upcoming trial on drug and related charges.

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  1. His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by metlin · · Score: 4, Informative


    I could be wrong, but his spamming and his current indictment seem unrelated.

    From the article:

    "Although Smith allegedly built his pharmacy business from spam-related profits, it doesn't appear that Smith actually sent spam to advertise the pharmacy sites. Witnesses told investigators that he bought ads in magazines and had sales reps field calls at the Burnsville, MN offices of Online Payment Solutions."

    And from a previous article on him, it would seem that he spammed stuff different from his pharmacy biz.

    The latter seems to be the reason he tried silencing a witness, and it was for something that seems to be unrelated to his spamming biz.

    1. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unrelated . . Yes, But I still like knowing a spammer's "inbox" will reglularly be filled with "spam" in prison.

      Or, should that be "outbox"

    2. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by TurdTapper · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's an "Inbox" now!

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    3. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by Guy+LeDouche · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've got Male!

    4. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by nganju · · Score: 5, Funny


      It's an "Inbox" now!

      Written by someone named TurdTapper, no less.

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    5. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by noidentity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm going to speak up for everyone who doesn't think rape is funny. This kind of humor is really low and suggests that you (and others) think that rape (and sexually-transmitted diseases) is just punishment for something. There are thousands of people in prison who have committed no violence against anyone, stolen nothing, and they are raped. I really expect a higher standard, even if this is Slashdot.

    6. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by Khyber · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ya know what else? Prison rape doesn't happen NEARLY as often as TV portrays. I went thru Mississippi's penal system. Raping someone adds another 20 years to your sentence for destruction of state property. The only people raping anyone are D-row and lifers that don't have a thing to lose, and guess what? about 90% of them are in solitary confinement.

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    7. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by thelexx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being able to laugh at your own misfortune, even along with others, is quite different from laughing at the pain of others when they themselves quite likely don't think it funny. Specifically, different in a sociopathic kind of way. It is sad that this has to be explained.

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    8. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by Frazbin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Insightful? I dunno, this comment reads to me as "AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHH!!"

      You really *can* joke about anything. It's fine if you don't find it funny (obviously), but saying it's shameful and depressing that people joke lightheartedly about a serious issue is always big buzzkill. It's the conversational equivalent of walking up to a group of people and taking a big shit right in front of them. Thanks for the... input. You're leading the thread in exciting new goddamned directions. Cause, you know, this is secretly a thread about the horrors of prison rape, and jokes are the perfect context for inserting unadulterated activism.

      I'm not saying people who are against prison rape are extremists or something (given the high rate of incarceration in this country, we should *all* be against prison rape, more out of personal interest than anything else), but busting out with a big ol' conversational turd like that is in worse taste than the original jokes.

      I mean, thanks. Prison rape is actually bad. Wow. I'm gonna devote some serious fuckin' thought to that, because it's just such a provocative statement. This is the kind of thing I have to think about on surveys, too. "In your opinion, is getting involuntarily boned in the ass by a violent felon whilst in prison on a drug charge a good thing or a bad thing?" Uhh... Umm... Crap. Let me think about that. I'll get back to you... Right after I read Slashdot!

      Jokes, no matter how offensive or distasteful, are *not* an opportunity for you to point out how offensive something is. Jokes are very frequently funny *because* they make us feel awkward or offended. Unless you think that the people making these jokes are secretly *for* prison rape, your comment is totally unwarranted and pretty solidly off-topic.

    9. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by raoul666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rape isn't funny. Death isn't funny. Murder isn't funny. Theft isn't funny. Nazis aren't funny. Bananas aren't funny. Knocking on doors isn't funny. Marriage isn't funny. Divorce isn't funny. Zombies aren't funny. Religion isn't funny. Sports aren't funny. People walking into bars isn't funny. Chickens crossing roads isn't funny.

      JOKES ABOUT THEM ARE. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED JOKES.

      Sorry for the shouting. Clueless people raise my blood pressure.

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    10. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated by jafiwam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rape isn't funny unless you are raping a clown.

  2. Re:Anybody surprised? by user24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    yes, i constantly get death threats for closing port 25... ;-)

  3. Good! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can only hope his ass is now the recepticle for junk male...

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    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    1. Re:Good! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > > We can only hope his ass is now the recepticle for junk male...
      >
      > Rape is HILARIOUS.

      If he doesn't enjoy the assreaming he's getting from inmate #49147, he can simply opt out of future pelvic thrusts by saying "I opt out of future pelvic thrusts" to inmate #49147.

      Of course, inmate #49148 has as much right as #49147 to offer his exciting products and and services as #49147 does. It's only one stroke, right? Just opt out, Rizler! Just opt out!

  4. takeaway to pass on to Marketing ... by psbrogna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having opt-out's slain is frowned upon by the legal system.

  5. Oblig. Bash.org Quote by borawjm · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Fooz] In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

    Looks like we are one step closer to this "perfect world" Fooz speaks of!

  6. Crime 101 by sholden · · Score: 4, Funny
    It was one of several calls made by Smith to numbers not linked with his defense attorney that officials at the Elk River facility monitored and recorded.

    Remember, when you're going to call someone from jail to discuss killing a witness have them steal your attorney's cell phone first...
  7. Holy yikes....he's just a kid!!!! by numbski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WTF is this world coming to? Our children turn evil this quick now?

    http://www.spamdailynews.com/uploads/rizler_003.jp g

    I mean good lord. He amassed that kind of wealth that quickly, is now in jail and was threatening to kill another human being.

    So sad...I don't feel bad for him, per se...but it makes me sick...

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    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  8. Maybe... by se2schul · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...he received an unsolicited add for a hitman and decided to try it out.

  9. LOL... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 5, Funny

    William Smith

    Murcielago - $230,000.00
    Houses in Prior Lake and Burnsville - 1 Million dollars
    Being a high school dropout spammer stupid enough to use a jail phone to arrange a hit - Priceless!

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    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  10. A new way to deal with spammers? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spammers are sociopaths. It seems for a lot of them that their disregard for basic decency also includes a disregard for basic adherence to the law. I bet a lot of them are guilty of actual definite crimes. It's just a matter of finding what they are. But we can find out who a lot of them are.

    1. Re:A new way to deal with spammers? by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree totally. It's not that sending spam causes you to do other crimes, it's that both spamming and other criminal activities are the results of a certain kind of mindset. Remember that spamming involves: collaboration with criminal elements (organized fleets of zombies probably tied to organized crime); theft of resources and offloading burdens onto victims; and lying and cheating innocent people, by selling them bogus products, stealing their money, and all the while profiting from it. Doing this as a spammer is somewhat easy because you're not stealing money from the consumers directly but acting as a middleman for any immoral marketer who wants access to the victims.

      A professional spammer is a selfish, greedy person who not only lacks compassion for other human beings but who actively seeks new ways to trick victims and steal their money and resources, all for personal gain. This is a tad worse than the typical marketer.

      Anyway, this is EXACTLY the kind of person who can be involved in other criminal activities, possibly even violent crime, because they lack empathy and concern for others in society.

  11. Re:Personality Defect by Arandir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's called "crime". You don't need to be a psych major to understand it. It's the use of force or fraud to get what you want. "Normal" people use non-coercive means to get what they want, like money, or persuasion, or begging.

    I was talking with a friend this morning about whiners, children who throw screaming tantrums in store to get the candy they want. Most children try it, and if they manage to get away with it, the whining can become a permananent part of their psyche. I've actually seen college kids engage in pouting tantrums.

    Chronic riminal behavior is probably similar. As a kid this guy probably stole money from his mom's purse and got away with it. He got caught stealing a pack of gum from the store, but his mom let him get away with it. He probably discovered that his mother would believe him no matter how outrageous his lies. You know his mother, she's the one that always says "my little boy would never do something like that." Thus, he learns that theft and lying are an acceptable means of getting what you want.

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  12. Missing the point, maybe by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I could be wrong, but his spamming and his current indictment seem unrelated.
    ...except, of course, that they all stem from the same person.

    I think that should be the message here. No matter how annoying spam is, it's seldom seen as the type of crime that anybody should really worry about. A lot of people probably don't even see it as a "crime" -- and by people, read legislators. The message from this story is that the kind of people who put together large-scale, organized spam operations are not only a financial burden on society but they are also, sometimes, serious scumbags. Think Al Capone and tax evasion; spam operations should be seen as a red flag for a gray-market mentality, at minimum. Dig a little further and you could find other, more serious criminal operations.

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  13. Re:This is news? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, how nice. "Not recently". How moral and upstanding!

    The backpedaling and endless justifications for American torture practice and methods are just ... torture, really, for moral men to hear. This "not as bad as Hussein" angle is not just that; it's propaganda.

    What the US is doing is not just "humiliation" ... it's TORTURE. And the only thing that's not stopping it is that there isn't a higher military power to invade the US to enact the necessary regime change.

    Do not confuse the US "humilation of prisoners" with civil treatment by a moral society. Even the rules of war (to which the US professes to be a subscriber) prohibit the things that America now routinely does to prisoners taken in the Middle East. Hypocrisy, hypocrisy, hypocrisy!

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  14. Re:This is news? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Informative
    Nobody has been tortured to death recently in Iraq. If you want that you need to go back a few years to the days of Saddam. I know you were making a joke, but do not confuse the US humilation of prisoners with Saddam's actual honest-to-god death-inducing torture.

    Some prisoners definitely were tortured to death by U.S. forces in Iraq. From one of Seymour Hersh's pieces: "Two Iraqi faces that do appear in the photographs are those of dead men. There is the battered face of prisoner No. 153399, and the bloodied body of another prisoner, wrapped in cellophane and packed in ice. There is a photograph of an empty room, splattered with blood." So yes, some of it was "honest-to-god death-inducing torture." Prisoners were also tortured to death in Afghanistan. Get your facts straight.

    I know this is a bit off the topic of the discussion, but it just pisses me off when people try to whitewash the behavior of the Bush Administration, and offer pathetic excuses like "we didn't torture people as much as Saddam Hussein". Here's a hint: if the only way to put your country's behavior in a positive light is by drawing a comparison to a psychotic, sadistic, murderous dictator, your country is doing something really, really fucked up and wrong.

  15. you're assuming charges are filed by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The twenty year sentence, or any kind of punishment, sort of assumes someone actually reports the rape. It also assumes that the report is taken seriously by the guards rather than ignored. Most victims will not even report it in the first place, especially in prison, where informing on another inmate can get you killed. And many prison administrators routinely ignore and even encourage rape in prisons. The rapist is usually not likely deterred by a theoretical 20-year sentence that he will never have to serve.

  16. Risking Godwin's wrath, but you brought it up... by localman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're half right: Nazis aren't funny. Killing Jews isn't funny. Jokes about them can be funny IF (and this is a very big IF) the joke is a means to relieve tension in an absurd and/or awful situation. People need to joke about terrible things to make sense of the world. Gallows humor. Black comedy. I get that. I even like that.

    However: jokes about killing Jews are not funny if the point is to take the actual killing of Jews less seriously. Or to turn killing Jews into entertainment.

    Likewise, in this case, if the joke was intended to relieve tension on the agreed horor of prison rape, I'd laugh. That wasn't the point. It never is. People really think prison rape is funny. In and of itself. But it's not. Real torment never is. It's also bad for society. It's bad for you.

    Clueless people my ass.

    Cheers.