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  1. Re:Slashdot linking to Youtube Videos on I Will Derive · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I don't know about you but I can't wait!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLuNdiL8

  2. Re:PIN *NUMBER* ??? on Using Face Recognition Instead of a PIN Number · · Score: 0, Insightful

    But a PIN is only compatible with an ATM. You need a PIN number in order to use an ATM machine.

  3. Re:Everyone - Attention on El Reg Says Google Choking on Spam Sites · · Score: 0

    So what is your MySpace name?

  4. Re:His spamming and this incident seem unrelated on Jailed Spam King Caught Conspiring to Kill Witness · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've got Male!

  5. Re:Raised eyebrows on Possible Breakthrough for AIDS Cure · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. nude photos and video of Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright making love to eachother.

  6. Re:They Paid For It on Is Verizon a Network Hog? · · Score: 1

    if the customers don't feel like they get the speed they think their money is worth, a competitor will step up and the customers will go there...

    Unfortunately that is rarely, if ever the case since in many areas (Such as Phoenix, where I am living) since most of these big corporations hold monopolies on broadband access. In my case it's Qwest (DSL) and Cox (Cable). Neither want to make access available in my (populated) area since there is no competition threatening their profits. In any case, both are overpriced for lackluster performance.

    Free market only works if everybody plays fair.

  7. Re:If the sound is THAT good, on Robert Fripp to Compose Vista's Soundtrack · · Score: 0

    What's next? Soundtracks for toasters?

    Already been done.

  8. Re:Another Note About The List... on Time Names Battlestar Galactica Show Of The Year · · Score: 0

    Just to clear things up a little, the next season of The Sopranos won't be the last per se, there will be one more after it, but only a half-season. Sort of odd, but I guess that's where they'll wrap things up.

  9. Re:But Movies... on Judge Blocks Ban on Violent Video Game Sales · · Score: 2, Funny

    GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

  10. Re:Piece of cake ... on Paramount Sues Ohio Man For $100,000 · · Score: 0

    I would have modded you up if I had points, what you say is valid. Not only can it be aggravating, it is inconsiderate to people who are still trying to learn the English language and also spend a lot of time online. They begin to see "lazyspeak" like this and think that it is the correct way to spell and pronounce words, and then begin to do that themselves on a regular basis. People will say that "it's just the internet, spelling doesn't matter!", but they're idiots, communication is very important, so why not do your best to communicate with clarity? Typos and other non-purposeful misspellings are one thing, but to go out of your way and butcher a language because you are lazy is pretty rude to the people that you are communicating with since it tells us that we just aren't important enough for you to communicate clearly, and that what you have to say must not be that important.

    Now I'm going to submit this without first previewing it and most likely be penalized for various grammatical atrocities.

  11. Re:Texan way..... on Texas Sues Sony BMG over Rootkit · · Score: 1, Troll

    I would opt for vaginal asphyxiation.

  12. It seems that Microsoft took the article on How Microsoft Takes a Name · · Score: 0

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

  13. Re:I doubt it on Sun Eyes PostgreSQL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell, I tend to shit my pants just for the hell of it. Too lazy to get up since there is always something obviously important to finish at the computer, such as this post. There goes another loaf.

  14. Googleverse on Google Ant · · Score: 4, Funny

    When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

  15. Re:Crank Up The Flamethrowers on IE Flaw Exposes Users To Spoof-Based Attacks · · Score: 1

    Goggle "Internet Explorer Firefox security comparison"

    The Goggle, it does nothing.

  16. Re: Wolfram on An Experiment in A New Kind of Music · · Score: 2, Funny

    My shit doesn't stink, and neither will yours if you invest in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Our R&D team has created A New Kind of Pill(TM) which disperses nano-destinkers throughout your body, thus eliminating all unpleasant odors, including shit! Order now while supplies last and receive your own amazing, free, highly-durable polymer, felt-covered water-resistant, portable cup holder, fits in any new model vehicle and handmade by the indiginous people of wherever! Don't wait, this is a limited time offer, only available for a limited time!

  17. Re:Perhaps on WoW Helping or Hurting the Industry? · · Score: 1

    cause Blizzard has done MMO right, and everyone knows it

    No, what Blizzard has done is what they always do, and that is churn out a simple-minded game with graphical polish. The Diablo series were horrible, simple-minded hack-and-slash games. Not that that genre is bad, but they made it in such a way as to appeal to the lowest common denominator, which unfortunately also makes up the majority of gamers--which is basically any fanbase, like music, movies, books. It was the same with StarCraft, and even Warcraft to a degree. World of Warcraft is just another simple-minded cookie cutter Blizzard title, dumbed down for the masses. WoW is RPG-lite. It's like a chatroom with level grinding. Hell, I'd rather play #IdleRPG on UnderNet.

    If you want to see an MMO RPG done right, then play Ultima Online, or the first EverQuest. Hell, even Asheron's Call was deeper than World of Warcraft. Though the best experiences will always be had in MUDs, which are still around in full force, they simply don't get the attention that they deserve due to their lack of a graphical user interface. WoW has a familiar universe and Blizzard's name behind it, the gameplay itself lacks, and lacks a lot. Blizzard's support has been slow and poor as usual.

    "But they added content like battlegrounds!"

    Yeah, after how long? The game shipped highly unfinished, and now they're rushing to put the pieces together. Blizzard did a poor job, but as usual people lap it up.

    Yes, before you ask, I have played World of Warcraft. I always go into new games with an unbiased view with regard to any past titles, and unfortunately this title fell flat. It's as shallow as a puddle in the Sahara--modern Sahara, not hundreds of years ago flourishing Sahara, the game has no real depth. I gave it three months of my life, that was enough.

  18. I see on Weapons of War Now Include Lightning Guns · · Score: 5, Funny

    weapons that can make you hear the voice of God

    I demand to know who used this on our fearless leader, Mr. Bush.

  19. Re:Move along on Linux Kernel Code May Have Been in SCO UnixWare · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, somehow his text got truncated during the submission. "SCObi-Wan" is the full name.

  20. Re:What!!! on One Step Away from Changing Daylight Savings Time · · Score: 1

    Indeed. We do just fine without DST in Phoenix, why can't everybody else? It's an outdated and useless mechanism. The people who say that it saves energy costs are off their rockers.

    I for one would be happy if everybody would just use UTC/GMT. It would take a little getting used to, but it would be the best thing for everybody.

  21. Re:Already fixed on Falling Window Cover Damages Discovery · · Score: 2, Funny

    It should be, the rubberband that they are winding up is going to take a while.

  22. Re:3Dmark on Sneak Peek at ATi's CrossFire Graphics System · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why was this modded funny? It is completely true. 3DMark scores have almost no bearing on real-world game performance.

  23. Re:Not really that good, IMHO. on LiveJournal Founder Launches OpenID System · · Score: 1

    Being modded down?

    You know him well.

  24. Re:Inquiring minds want to know! on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's odd how many windows users can't figure that one out. /never/ right clicked just to see what happens?

    Isn't it also odd how that completely defeats the purpose of a command line interface? I'd love to be able to press Control+V and not print ^V.

  25. Re:Confuzzled? THATS OLD!! on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bush'd