Movie Theaters Aim for Live 3D Sports
teutonic_leech writes "ZDNet has an article claiming that movie theater operators plan to be screening live 3D sports events by 2007 in a bid to lure sports fans away from their home theater systems and bolster sagging mid-week ticket sales." From the article: "Other chains are looking to much-improved digital three-dimensional projection for an experience theatergoers can't get at home. But while the projection has greatly advanced from the early 3D days, special glasses must still be worn to achieve the full effect."
Why hasn't "3D" technology advanced in the last 15 years?
It's severely lagging behind all the other technologies. Where are holograms?
Who needs 3D glasses when I have my beer goggles !!
Let the commencement BEGINULATE!
I already wear special glasses!! When is the screening?? :)
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So they are actually going to be selling beer in the movie theater for sports?
No, they are going to be selling Bud.
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They shouldn't have to charge stadium prices for the concessions, since no studios will be taking away the majority of the theater's ticket sales, which is why the theaters usually charge those horrendous prices for snacks. That is where their earnings mostly come from.
Hopefully, the NFL and other sports associations will negotiate a truly fair agreement with the theater owners instead of following the studios' lead.
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Kif: The Holoshed's on the fritz again -- the characters turned real!
Zapp: Damn! The last time that happened, I got slapped with three paternity suits!
...when Janet Jackson's boob flopped out at the Superbowl?
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
At the 3D attractions at Walt Disney World, like "Honey I Shrunk the Audience," and that Muppets one and the Bug's Life one and the other one with Donald Duck, there are smells put out and wind generated to enhance the experience, along with the occasional spray of water or cascade of bubbles. Maybe they should do that with the sporting events.
This sig, aah-ah, is comin' like a ghost-sig...
Actully LSD makes it have quite an effect as well.