Online Test Measures Speed of your Brain
KingSkippus writes "According to CNet, a company named Posit Science has produced an online test using Flash that uses sounds to measure the speed of your brain down to the millisecond. According to the company, the test 'measures auditory processing (listening) speed—one of many measures of brain function...The faster we can take in information accurately, the better we can keep up with, respond to and remember what we hear.'"
Problem: The linked test only works with Windows...... So, never mind.
Seriously though, this title is in a way, kinda bogus science in that it does not measure brain speed per se, but is more a measure of efficiency (a subtle but important difference). Basic central auditory response curves should be identical for most folks unless there is a processing delay like a developmental abnormality in one of the auditory nuclei or unless there is some pathology like Multiple Sclerosis (MS) which could bias the test and not be indicative of cognitive performance. Also, this test could be biased by damage to the cochlear hair cells that reduce ones frequency perception, but this apparent deficiency would have no real bearing on "brain speed" either.
If they are using this test to determine cognitive impairments such as Alzheimer's Disease, they should have some disclaimers present that explicitly point out that even mild hearing loss could compromise the results of this study among other causes.
And yes..... IAANS (I Am A NeuroScientist).
And it also appears that the author of the software is trying to sell it to "help people reduce the effects of aging", to which I say pffffft! Just stay physically and mentally active. Go running/walking/swimming/riding a bike and read books or hell, for your brain and auditory processing, even play video games (just make sure you get the physical exercise too and please continue to read books/newspapers). All of that is lots cheaper than forking out $500 for this software and likely more effective?
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First, their test only works on windows systems. Secondly, it's just a ploy to get you to buy their stupid software for the low low price of $500.
Karma: Meh (Mostly from meh.)
What if I'm smart enough to instantly recognize that this test is bogus?
Go here to find out what a big racist, jingoist, judgemental biggot you are:
https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/
The flash component required to view "provides spacfic sounds" so the brain test didn't get past the spelling test before I cancelled it.
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
DAMNIT! Why can't I get some friggin' SUPPORT here, people?!? It's the same lame excuse every time -- brain tests, operating systems, popular gaming titles, girlfriends: "Sorry...not compatible."
You know what, FINE! Keep your silly brain test... I'm going to go spend some quality time with my Mac, playing Breakout...
-c
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"Cogito Eggo Sum: I think, therefore, waffle."
If anyone was wondering why the average test score seemed a little on the LOW side...
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"Cogito Eggo Sum: I think, therefore, waffle."
Four of my friends took it and we all got 27!!!
Something smells rotten in Denmark...
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I got a 27 also. This raises some suspicions.
So does this mean that I am smart, or that I'm just dumb faster?
Offtopic, but hilarious nonetheless:
Max Power (Homer): Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Max Power: Yeah, but faster! (Max runs into a cactus)
We're Sorry
The current version of the Brain Speed Test is only available for Windows based computers. We are working a version that is compatible with Mac's.
Wow! Their brains are so fast they skipped over learning how to pluralize!
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