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Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chips
valamaldoran writes "Looks like organic computers aren't too far off. Live Science has an interesting article about fusing brain neurons with silicon chips. From the article: 'The achievement could one day enable the creation of sophisticated neural prostheses to treat neurological disorders or the development of organic computers that crunch numbers using living neurons.'"
I guess it won't belong before resistance is futile.
... this will lead to some kind of brain O/S elitism Having said that I don't think I would be using Microsoft Windows Seizure Edition.
"I have a headache due to high CPU usage. would you like to:
a. Shut down some applications.
b. Let me sleep for a while and get back to you.
c. Get me some Aspirin already!"
Over time, the human body learns to interact. A child picks up walking by practise, a musician gets better as they practise and worse if they don't, ditto with sports players and gamers and everything at all.
This isn't restricted to behaviour. With practise over the past years, I've gained control of muscles in my face that other people don't even know exist; I find it fun to twitch them and distract people. People who split their tongues as body modification can, with practise, control both tips independently, even though the tongue is hardly designed for it; the muscle is there, and with the cut the movements change.
I very much doubt we need gene modification to control this. While it will of course be hard at first to activate the right neurons, in the same way that most people don't know how to twitch the right muscles to wiggle their ears, tic their cheeks (even though I can tic my left cheek easily, I don't yet have the fine control of my right, though from knowing that I was formerly unable to tic either and can now tic the left one under full control, I have no doubt that the right one will come with practise), or pull the really difficult one that moves the scalp back and forth, they all have the muscles there, they all have the neurons there to do it. Hook the chip up to an interface, then do random things like think about chocolate, wiggle your toes, try to talk in French; when you find something that triggers the chip, you'll be able to practise that trigger and eventually disassociate it from the chocolate/toes/translation to become a simple signal-to-chip.
Watch a pro musician or even a pro gamer play, or a fast typer type. There isn't a conscious decision to play that note or press that key; it's too fast for that. It's something that's practised enough, and it's instinctive and automatic.
Just needs practise.
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1. It will only think Microsoft Thoughts.
2. It will only think one thought at a time, unless you buy MS Brain Enterprise Server
3. Sometimes, it will stop thinking. The human will need to be killed and brought back with the paddles. This will be considered normal.
4. Windows software will suddenly make sense.
5. All your thoughts will be covered under DRM. You can share thoughts with up to three other people, but only if you are in a connected wireless area and your thoughts can register their new owners.
6. You may live longer, but large parts of your life will be spent watching a blue bar slowly crawl across your field of vision.
7. All sex will be done by oblique references. Nudity will not exist in any form other than pixilated and blurred images.
8. There will be Open Source brains -- called "Open Minds" but the people who choose them will be considered insane and untrusted by the rest of the MS Brain using world. These people will be locked away in insane asylums.
9. There will be Apple OS-X brains. The people who choose this will be seen as misguided flower children, wandering in airports with be smiles and preaching their message of peace and good music. They will be largely ignored.
10. There will be <>(@!*@($&&) * [[<< 0x000000BE or ATTEMPTED_WRITE_TO_READONLY_MEMORY >>]]
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