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iPod Update to Address Volume-Level Concerns

aardwolf64 writes "In an apparent response to the hearing loss lawsuit against Apple, the company has released an update to the iPod nano and 5th generation iPod that allows the user to set the maximum volume level. Parents can even set a lock code that prevents the volume from going above a certain amount." Apple also has instructions at their site on how to implement the changes

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  1. what about those of us who are hard-of-hearing? by CrudPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    so when they make it so it's not loud enough to damage hearing, can I sue them for not making it loud enough for hard-of-hearing people to use? (grin)

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    1. Re:what about those of us who are hard-of-hearing? by drix · · Score: 4, Funny

      The conflict I am experiencing right now between moderating you down for be a completely humorless fucking moron and just calling you one, is immense.

      Guess I chose B.

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    2. Re:what about those of us who are hard-of-hearing? by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...another techno-crutch that will absolve parents of the annoyance of actual parenting. Let's not talk to kids about the effects of loud noises on their hearing - that's too difficult. Instead, let's be passive-aggressive pricks and preempt their judgment with parental-surrogate crippleware.

      I like Ballmer's method better.

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  2. What??? by techmuse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Huh? Can you repeat that story?

    1. Re:What??? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is Slashdot, they probably already have and will again within the next 24 hours.

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  3. Obligatory ST quote by esampson · · Score: 5, Funny
    Parents can even set a lock code that prevents the volume from going above a certain amount.

    This iPod can go up to 11.

  4. I must be getting old by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    cos I think this is a good idea. My nano is proper fucking loud, uncomfortably so, esp with the apple ear buds (I prefer bang & olfsen for the quality) and that level of noise directed straight at your eardrum cant be good for you.

    Plus theres the fact that if you play you ipod at full blast near me while I am trying to sleep on the train in the morning you are liable to be smacked in the face and your ipod will be fucked out the window.

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  5. Patent by mtenhagen · · Score: 4, Funny

    If think they should make a system where the user can decide for it self what the volume should be by using a "-" and "+" button. Hereby giving the user full control of the volume level.

    Should this be patented that would be true inovation!

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  6. So do they still go up to 10???? by sokoban · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Jobs: The numbers all go to nine. Look, right across the board, nine, nine, nine and...
    apple fanboi: Oh, I see. And most mp3 players go up to ten?
    Steve Jobs: Exactly.
    apple fanboi: Does that mean it's quieter? Is it any quieter?
    Steve Jobs: Well, it's one quieter, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
    apple fanboi: I don't know.
    Steve Jobs: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
    apple fanboi: Put it up to nine.
    Steve Jobs: Nine. Exactly. One quieter.
    apple fanboi: Why don't you just make ten quieter and make ten be the top number and make that a little quieter?
    Steve Jobs: [pause] These go to nine.

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