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Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary?

An anonymous reader writes "We've seen the media get over-excited about an Apple launch before, but one CNET columnist is 'threatening suicide' if Apple don't announce something for their 30th Anniversary this Saturday. CNET is concerned at the lack of any news from Apple: 'You'd guess that Steve Jobs will at least have to walk out onto the lawn in Cupertino, light a few fireworks and make some whooping noises. It's that or risk an international incident.' Is Apple going to keep a low profile for their 30th?"

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  1. I sorry, there must be some kind of mistake by Xaoswolf · · Score: 0, Troll
    This isn't the thirtieth anniversary, this is thier second 20th anniversary...

    No big deal, really, please go about your regular business, no parties nesscessary, really...

    Is that a grey...SHIT, never mind, please just leave us alone now...

  2. Re:When do they not dissapoint? by stringycheese · · Score: 0, Troll

    My predictions for what they will announce:

    - A $299 leather case for Mac keyboards. You can not actually use the keyboard while it is in the case.
    - A new line of computers called the 'Hi-Speed'. Pricing: $2,499 for the 200 Megahertz model and $2,999 for the 300 Megahertz model.
    - The Mac nano - so small you can't even see it