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New Plans From Lucasfilm
Lawrence Person writes "Locus Online has the announcement from Lucasfilms stating that they have authorized an 'adult' line of Star Wars novels. From the article: 'While the movies were still an ongoing project, it was important to portray all aspects of the Star Wars universe as wholesome family entertainment. However, now that the cycle of films is done, we can finally broaden the Star Wars franchise into marketing niches we'd heretofore avoided, and adult entertainment is at the top of our list.'" Relatedly, H_Fisher writes "In a first-of-its-kind move, George Lucas has announced that Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox will offer free 'replacement DVDs' to anyone who mails in pre-Special Edition VHS and Laserdisc copies of Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI by April 30th. From the press release: 'This unique opportunity will help fans experience the complete and correct vision of my epic story.'"
And still, Luke's feelings for his sister will make his betrayal complete ...
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If they have the original Leia in her slave outfit, plus put the entire movie in german. I'd watch it! Infact I think I already have.
"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
Oh noes.. I can just see it. "Is that a lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?"
... because Mark Hammill is stuck doing porn these days, right?
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
How hot would a light saber really be?
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Of coarse. His latest is Wookie Nights
Hans definitely shoots first.
I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
In Soviet Russia, your incessant April Fool's Post Overlords welcome you!
I don't get it with you April Fool's story zealots. I've been sitting here looking at Commander Taco's cats for twenty minutes trying to get three chuckles...
Finally modding someone offtopic when they rant about what "Begging the Question" means: priceless.
... our childhood memories. Now he wants to destroy our adult fantasties.
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" has a double entendre!
(That, and "This may smell bad kid, but it'll keep you warm.")
Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
You found Natalie Portman naked ... now where are the hot grits?
1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess...
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
6. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
11. You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
12. Get on top of it!
In the Movie The Empire Strikes Back:
1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
4. Hurry up, golden rod...
5. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
7. Control, control...You must learn control!
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
9. Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?
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Star Whores?
I'm sorry, it's been a long week.
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Does this mean my fantasy of Natalie Portman covered in hot grits will actually come true?
w00t!!!