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OMG GOOGLE ROMANCE <3 <3 <3!!!

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the can-we-get-chicks dept.

Chapium writes "Google Romance (Beta) is a place where you can post all types of romantic information and, using our Soulmate Search(TM), get back search results that could, in theory, include the love of your life. Then we'll send you both on a Contextual DateTM, which we'll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you're looking for. With this addtion has Google gone too far with its data collection?"

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  1. Slashdot Drinking Game by mixonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, time to get april 1st started:

    Story contains "OMG": 1 shot
    Story contains Google, MS: get a beer
    Zonk says something foolish: shot of beer

    SLOW DOWN DAAMMIY!!11ToO muCh..1!!lk21;l1k

  2. Goog's search data put to good use! by PetriBORG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we really understand why google has collected so much data on everyone! They weren't doing Evil, just trying to get everyone dates.

    --
    Pete/Petri "damn, my chainsaw is clogged with 1's and 0's again." --clyde
  3. "Don't be medieval" by Exaton · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the FAQ :
    3. What is Soulmate Search?
    Here on the Google Romance team, we follow the philosophy "Don't be medieval,"
    Fell off my chair or something ^^
  4. The other button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm getting lucky"

  5. Perfect Match by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Google Soulmate Search found an overweight girl living in her father's garage with orange cheeto stained fingers sucking down a Diet Mountain Dew posting messages on /. about how April Fools Day stories just aren't funny.

    She is my delicate flower.

  6. Romantic AdSense by Tarmas · · Score: 5, Funny

    8. Such as?

    Flowers. Music. Personal advice. E-greetings. Later on, depending on how our long-term opt-out natural-language-based monitoring system thinks things are going, personalized thank you notes, romantic getaway offers, various intimate pharmaceutical come-ons, engagement and bridal wear catalogs you know the drill.


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