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OMG!!! OMG OMG!!! LINUS LIKES PINKDOT!!! LOL!!!

fimion writes "Linus Torvalds seems to be pleased by the new slashdot look. Slashdot has appeased the linux gods! Let us all rejoice on this happy day!" He is totally invited to my next sleepover/pajama party. We're watching The O.C. OMG Marissa tried DRUGS!!!

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  1. Nice... by Caduceus1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No replies here yet, and its already slashdotted... :) Must be allergic to the ponies...

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  2. YOU SLASHDOTTED LINUS by LennyDotCom · · Score: 4, Funny

    YOU BASTERDS!!!

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  3. OMG!!!! by spiritraveller · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux Kernel Mailing List slashdotted.

  4. We can't have this by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the pink'n'ponies scheme has already been patented somewhere, so even the GPL can't save us this time.

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  5. Huh? by ErikZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    What new look?

    I've noticed that there hasn't been any dupes today, keep up the good work Slashdot Editors!

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  6. Que trolls by thedogcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Okay, lets see how many comments there are saying "This is not funny". Relax. Wash your face. Apply a Biore strip. Put some cucumbers over your eyes. Breath in the good, exhale the bad. Everything will be alright.

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  7. April Fools by metalix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Besides the pink theme, how come there isn't anything out of the ordinary with slashdot today?

    1. Re:April Fools by m50d · · Score: 4, Funny

      People tried to think of a way to make the site more laughable and gave up.

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  8. Thanks god for Coral Cache by masklinn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coral Cache managed to magnificiently save the post

    Warning: mysql_select_db(): Too many connections in /home/sites/lkml.org/scripts/getmail.php on line 56 Warning: mysql_select_db(): A link to the server could not be established in /home/sites/lkml.org/scripts/getmail.php on line 56 Warning: mysql_query(): Too many connections in /home/sites/lkml.org/scripts/maillib.php on line 182 Warning: mysql_query(): A link to the server could not be established in /home/sites/lkml.org/scripts/maillib.php on line 182

    Thanks CC, now I can at least see what lkml looked like right after the mysql server burst in flames.

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  9. Well yeah by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    But does he run linux?

    Oh wait...

  10. Re:not funny by Seta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh come on. If he actually meant to be sexist, that's one thing, but this can also very easily be a pun on the stereotypical way a large number of teenage girls actually act. Just because of this it doesn't mean he's automatically insulting all members of the female gender. If you are so arrogant to think that every event like this is an attack directly on your gender, then you need to grow up and learn to think critically. Even if he meant this event to be sexist, which I really doubt, then would he even do it on such a large scale? Do you honestly give the mods such little credit in the common sense department? Come on now.

    As far as stereotypes go, this is a very real one, I have a teenage sister and friends that follow many parts of this stereotype. You should be less worried about overreacting because you didn't actually read between the lines, and more worried about what society has done to your gender and what a majority of teenage girls of this age have become.

    As far as funny goes, this was meant as a joke. If he were to theme it after all of the stereotypes surrounding what "real man" is for example. There would be people for an against that as well, but that doesn't change the fact that it was done in jest. He wasn't trying to insult a gender. He was merely poking fun at a popular stereotype. If you're incapable of thinking for yourself and need to follow these stereotypes for acceptance, then that's your problem, not ours.

    My gender has plenty of these stereotypes as well, but we'll leave that for when someone posts disapprovingly after the mods decide to theme slashdot after macho men, football players, etc, etc.

    I'm not trying to say you follow any of these at all, merely giving you plenty of what if questions as food for though. I appologize if you take any of this negatively, but I aim to inform, not to insult.

    Anyway, happy "april first", As in "april fools day".

  11. Re:OFFENDED by tlacuache · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, being easily offended, am offended by your accusations against the easily offended.

  12. Re:not funny by Fordiman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, considering the personality I've seen of most of the women I see on Slashdot, I would assume they'd think, "*snort* Thank god this is an april fool's joke. I would hate for the priss element to start showing up."

    Na, really. Stop taking yourself so seriously. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine. If you're offended by it, let me offend you proper by telling you that you've been brainwashed by your college professors. You're one of a dying race, as most women I've run into of late can take a freaking joke.

    Seriously, men don't get offended when you call us lumbering sweaty fur-covered oafs with an obsession with sports and an aversion to anything involving pink, girliness, gayness or anything else that could be in some way construed with being unmanly - even the ones of us who are pretty much not of that breed.

    This is because we know we're either a) laughing at ourselves; very healthy, b) laughing at behaviors we've overcome; also very healthy, or c) laughing at what we've never been, but seen other behave like, if not healthy, very satisfying.

    Meanwhile, I didn't see anything about PMS, pregnancy, blondeness. Sure, the site motif at the moment is making fun of stupid catty 15 year old girls. Meet one and admit to me that they don't deserve your ridicule. Then and only then are you permitted to hold off limits an entire 51% of the population from satire.

    Which is really what it's all about. A 'sexist' joke is not necessarily mean-spirited, which is what matters. Still, a small, loud, obnoxious portion of the female human population is under the impression that specifying the hilarity of the difference between sexes - or even segments of a population that happen to include gender as part of the behavioral model (in this case, 'teenage', 'female', 'shallow', and 'catty' come to mind as specific identifiers) - is morally wrong and should be outlawed and litigated against.

    These people need shot. Or at least, need to be drugged, 24/7, with a 20-80 nitrous oxide-pure oxygen mix.

    No, seroiusly. Laugh. Getting angry only proves that you lack the one vital personality component that keeps most humans sane and likable: a sense of humor.

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  13. Re:not funny by sorak · · Score: 3, Insightful
    sexism is not funny

    Not if it's true sexism, but don't you see that this is a parody of sexism? In a field made up predominantly of men, our best attempt to appeal to women is a pink "My little pony" theme. Sure, some may be sitting at home thinking "yeah, more women will read our sight, now. They're so stupid", but I promise you, 95% of the people who read this were laughing at the lapse in judgement that would have lead to this decision.