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Microsoft Buys OpenOffice.org

Micahel West writes "As reported on OpenOffice.org: 'For an undisclosed sum but reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft's Bill Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits," the world's richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy OpenOffice.org. It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft acquisitions including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.'"

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  1. Full list of April fools joke's by Urgo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For the third year in a row, Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on Websites contains the most complete list of April Fool's Day pranks websites have created. Featured by news.com.com.com.. and Microsoft, the site strives to list EVERY joke site, and is updated every few minutes with new verified jokes.

    Here is a sample, the twenty most popular ones:
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    bolloxcomics.co.uk - Myspace parody
    wiebetech.com - 5 TB iPod
    googlesystem.blogspot.com - Google Browser is finally launched. Installer 1.68MB
    figuiere.net - int is_computer_on(void)
    steampowered.com - VALVe purchased by Apple
    slashdot.org - OMG!!! PONIES!!! (and pink layout)
    ogrish.com - (NSFW) Bizarre Baby Born In Nepal
    worldofwarcraft.com - Blizzard to put Wisps as a playable race for World of Warcraft.
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    bungie.net - Bungie's next game, Pimps At Sea, progessing nicely for the Xbox360
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    Belive in Technology and AMAZE yourself. -- RIP ZDTV/TechTV
  2. I REALLY Like Pickles!!!! by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod me up to +5!!!

    PLEASE!!!!